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Chapter 2 Lets Go to the Mall

The class ended with heated glares between Hiei and Nora and no topic for their presentation; that was due next week. Most days, the two evil members of the group got along as they share a few things in common like their dark humor, the color black, dangerous weaponry. But today was one of those days when the duo rubbed each other the wrong way. But she blame that due to his lack of sleep and frustration with the mission as remembered Hiei being there for her after dumping her ex. They walked side by side in the halls going to their locker well Nora was going to hers. Hiei lean with his back against the dented storage compartment next to Nora's. Hiei forgo his usual attire that consist of a black cloak follow by black boots, pants, and tank (if he was feeling sassy he would wear blue). Today though, he sorted black jeans and a white button up shirt. He didn't look as short as he did when he wore his cloak; he had a form to him. But she wasn't one to talk about height as she was a measly 5'2 ft. Hiei had her beat by two inches thought he was still the shortest member of the little spirit detective gang.

Nora tossed in her textbooks and shut the locker; snapping the lock in place on the handle. Then there was a voice-an old so familiar voice and that when she saw them; Josh and Lizabeth coming from around the corner in her direction. Nora heart fell into stomach; she never thought she would get sick at the sight of a person. But she did at that very moment. She considered for a moment barfing on the couple but well everyone would lose in that situation. Was it possible to get in trouble for puking on another student? Well she wasn't going to find that out. Josh was tall and a pretty scrawny guy compare to the guys even Kuwabara had more muscle mass than her ex. He had cut his hair in the last week before it went to his chin now it was copped to his ear. Lizabeth walked closely next to him, making obvious attempt to touch him. She and Nora were the same height (which pissed Nora off) and had long black hair but that's all they had in common. Lizabeth had dark complexion and had no womanly curves. She wore box-shaped glasses that on many occasions Nora wanted to bust up.

They drew nearer to her and she had to do something. The couple didn't notice her now but they would the moment they pass the locker to exit out the school. Nora pulled Hiei next to her, gripping his arm in a vice. She whispered in a urgent voice. "Pretend you're talking to me."

Hiei gave her a perplexed expression. "What are you talking about?" Her eyes darted back to the couple; they were closing in. "Act like you said something funny."

"Onna." He growled. "You're not making any sense."

"Just do it!" she yelled in a whisper if that was all possible. "Oh Hiei!" she laughed hysterically slapping him lightly on the chest. "You are so funny!" Josh watched the two as he passed them, casting a cold glare at Hiei. Hiei was too busy trying to figure out what the hell happened to Nora. She painfully stole a glance over her shoulder to see if her ex was staring at them. Then Hiei got it.

"Are you serious?" he yelled. "I don't know what you mean, Hiei. Come on. Time to go to the mall." She said casually as if nothing transpired. Nora took off before he could do or say a thing.

"I'm not going to the mall." Hiei said once they got out of the school. They stood on the corner at the bus stop, waiting on the next bus to arrive. "I don't remember asking your opinion." She retorted.

Hiei glared but said nothing, knowing well enough that he had no choice. The onna was a stubborn human and she was skilled getting her way with people. Hiei had learned this fact the hard way from one incident when he refused to try her paste. The end result was very bad. He just grumbled angrily about humans and Nora smiled innocently. "Terrific."

Hiei tried not to cringed; the onna had taken him to the one place no man ever wants to go: Victoria Secret. Not to confuse anything but he had been around bras and panties. He wasn't squeamish about those things; a woman in sexy lingerie definitely appeal to him. But he was bra hunting with a human in a store filled of more humans (girls as young as 13 and women as old as 40) in a compact department that was pink. There was such a thing as hell and he was in it. At this moment he couldn't conger a more painful moment from his hundred years as a demon than this one. He stood uncomfortably near the women dressing room, receiving many inquisitive stares from every damn woman in the store.

Onna, he growled telepathically, hurry your ass up!

Hiei chuckled when he hear her scream from within the dressing room. Nora knew that Hiei had some Jagan crap or whatever he called it. It's the Jagan and it is something to be feared, onna. Well as she was thinking, she knew he could read mind and communicate telepathically but knowing it and experiencing it was two different things. It was like he was literally there in her mind; it was just plain old creepy. No amount of evidence or convincing would tell her otherwise. She couldn't understand why he was so impatient; she had barely got in the dressing room trying on the new "Bombshell" that advertise to add 2 cups size. Now that was something she had to have bigger boobs; her bra size was a 34A.

She pulled her white cami over the new aqua bra and stare longingly at the mirror. The claims were not lying instantly she saw how much larger her bust appear; it actually gave her cleavage as it pushed them closer together. The woman helping her had recommend going a size smaller as it help woman gain the desirable cleavage. She was in love. With a triumphant smile, she strode out of the room and walked up to Hiei who looked like he was on death row.

"So?" she asked, gesturing at her bust. "What do you think? It doesn't look unnatural right?" Hiei eyes made their descent to her bust line and he gave no reply. But he didn't tear his gaze away. "Good answer." She laughed, leaving him behind with pink tinted cheeks. It felt him speechless which in her math:

new bra + speechless Hiei= amazing boobs

amazing boobs= ruling over men?

So maybe her second equation was off but she could always put that theory of hers to the test. Nora changed back into her old bra and shirt, carrying the new one in her other hand. Hiei waited irritably and wouldn't even look at her when she got out. But she didn't care. Nora was too excited to try on her new article of clothing. She got three pair one was black, the other purple, and the last one aqua. They went to the register to pay for the items. She handed the woman a gift care which Nora received from her mom for her birthday. The woman smiled and swiped the card on the machine and began printing out her receipt.

"Here is your receipt." She said bagging her bras. "And just in case you didn't know we have a sale on lingerie nightwear for that special night." The woman winked at the duo giving Nora her bag. It took a moment before they understand what she was implying.

"We are not together." Hiei answered rather hastily before vacating the store. Nora dashed after him, having to put more effort than needed to catch up with him.

"Why you gotta say it like that?" she asked.

"Say what?" She knew he was totally avoiding the question well he wouldn't get out of if that easily. "Oh you know. Is it cause you got that sexual tension thing with Kuwabara?"

"What?" he gawked at her. He ignored the few passersby that watch them. "I do not like men."

She smirked. "Are you sure?"

"Yes." He replied coldly.

"You sure?" she asked again. She'll admit it; she enjoyed pissing Hiei off as he was so easy to rile up. He never could really tell that she was just being a fool to get under his skin. "Cause I wouldn't judge ya if you were. I think it be great if you were gay. We can talk about guys; you know who's hot who's not. Oh my god, we could dress up as drag together."

"Onna. If you don't stop talking I am going to rip your voice box out." Hiei growled.

Nora laughed. "Sure, sure. Hiei just come out. I." She opened her arm outs. "I will embrace you with open arms. You are loved Hiei." If looks could kill, Nora would be six thousand feet underground with Hiei pissing on her grave. Least to say Hiei was really annoyed with her after her little joke but was able to cooe him out of his angry shell with some ice cream. If you ever wanted to get anything out of Hiei make sure you had a lot of ice cream (or as he like to call it sweet snow). Nora couldn't fight the smile that crossed her face as she watched Hiei devoured the chocolate fudge waffle cone. He had nuts and a cheery on top and it was all she could do not to make another joke about him liking nuts in his mouth.

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