Ultimate Combo!
Their shouting contest was over, and their staring contest has now evolved into an all-out glaring contest. This was one where Sasuke had confidence in, and since he was forced to give Naruto the win in their shouting contest (lapsing into silence after finding out the hard way that he can't outlast Naruto in a shouting contest AND be louder than him at the same time), he was very determined in winning this glaring showdown. Naruto…he just didn't want to lose.
And so, with all their attention and focus on glaring at one another, they never noticed the two figures that intruded on their sacred battleground.
Naruto's right eye started to twitch and Sasuke smirked, knowing that his victory was coming close. Putting up more heat on the blond, his Sharingan blared to life to help intensify his glare. Unbeknownst to him, his Sharingan did more than damage than he expected as it was now a completely mature Sharingan as opposed to what he still believes to still be the not so mature Sharingan he used to have.
Feeling his ultimate defeat was drawing close, Naruto, out of desperation, resorted to re-engage Sasuke in a shouting match.
"SASUKE!"
Sasuke knew better than to take Naruto on his challenge, but the Uchiha Pride will not allow it, so shout back he must!
"NARUTO!"
Naruto opened his mouth to shout again, but stopped when a different voice shouted out a different name.
"KAKASHI!"
Unfortunately for Naruto, he blinked out of surprise. Seeing the triumphant smirk on the Uchiha, he couldn't help but slap his palm on his forehead. And then another voice called out a different name.
"GAI!"
Blinking at each other for a few seconds, they both looked to their left at the same time…and then to their right. And then to each other, each having a 'WTF?' kind of expression, mentally asking the other what Gai and Kakashi was doing there glaring at each other from way over there so that all four of them were positioned to be points of a cross.
With a shiver up his spine, Naruto looks to his right to find that Gai was glaring at him. Looking to his right, he found that Kakashi was also staring right at him. Looking back to Sasuke, the boy just shrugged at him. Giving in to the absurdity of it all, he took a breath and psyched himself up to get back in the game. With his game face on, he gave what the people has been asking for.
"SASUKE!"
"NARUTO!"
"KAKASHI!"
"GAI!"
= Two Full Anime Episodes Later =
"SASUKE!"
"NARUTO!"
"KAKASHI!"
"GAI!"
Having decided that they have pissed the viewers off enough, Naruto enters into a mode that should only be unlockable when he was older and has received the one-on-one training that Jiraiya was going to give him after this encounter.
"Sage Mode!"
Not to be outdone, Sasuke closed his eyes in an attempt to show that he was activating his Sharingan even though it has been activated for two full episodes now, before opening his eyes to reveal his mature Sharingan eyes.
"Sharingan!"
Gai, taking this as a hint to show off his youthfulness, took it as an opportunity to show off his youthfulness.
"Fourth Gate: Wound Gate. Release!"
Kakashi, never one to be outdone, revealed his own already activated Sharingan, also making a show of activating it on his own.
"Sharingan!"
Of course, Naruto wouldn't let himself lose.
"Kyuubi Chakra Cloak: One Tail!"
"Cursed Seal: Level One!"
"Seventh Gate: Wonder Gate. Release!"
"First Gate: Opening Gate. Release!"
"Kyuubi Chakra Cloak: Two Tails!"
"Cursed Seal: Level Two!"
"Leg Weights. Release!"
"Mangekyo Sharingan!"
Having no other transformations left, Naruto started channeling chakra into his hand, forming the spiralling blue destruction ball of death that we all know and love. Taking that as a hint, the other three also started their own special techniques, piling a different technique on top of the other to add more hits for their combos. Once they were all charged up, they leapt into action screaming the names of their techniques.
"Demonic Sage Art: Planetary Rasengan!" (Red Evil-Looking Big-Ass Rasengan)
"Flying Dark Chidori!" (Meh.)
"Morning Daytime Peacock Tiger!"
In their focus to keep all of their techniques properly aligned so that they will clash with one another, they didn't notice Kakashi staying in place and charging up his technique even more, until it was too late.
The camera focused on Kakashi alone, with all of the surroundings covered in the darkness of a black screen as he focuses and channels his Raikiri into his hands, an aura of chakra emanating from his body due to the released gate.
"Haaaaa."
A voice somewhere from above shouts, "Get Ready!", and an awesome victory soundtrack begins to play as the camera zooms in on his Mangekyo eye as he looks up.
With a mighty battle cry of "For Icha Icha!", he initiates his Kamui, creating a swirling vortex at the point where the techniques were supposed to clash together, pulling the other three in as they were already so close to it. The three turns around and tries their best to get away from the vortex technique, with Naruto sending a chakra claw to grab at the cliff side and desperately pulling himself away, while Sasuke's webbed hand wings that should've made flight impossible but still manages to let him fly flaps their hardest to pull him away, and with Gai just simply doing the breast stroke in mid-air still somehow getting as much progress as the other two. With all their backs turned towards the Kamui vortex, Kakashi's other eye sparkles with an evil glint, and his combo continues. Cancelling the Kamui, he wastes no time in closing the distance and uses Shunshin to get to the point where his Kamui vortex was, knees bent in a crouch and hands together in a modified Tiger seal with both of his index and middle fingers pointed upwards, a Raikiri wrapped around them, positioned to strike his first target which was Naruto.
"Konoha Secret NinTaijutsu: Lightning Release – Thousand Years of Lightning Cutter Torture!"
He shoves his fingers up Naruto's buttocks, making a full turn when he pulls his arms back to position himself to face Gai before shoving it up the green clad bottom and then making one last turn before shoving it up Sasuke's precious Uchiha behind, anad with him being the last, Kakashi took his sweet time before pulling his fingers back out. With all three of them clutching their butt cheeks, Kakashi makes one full turn before facing the camera, making sudden swiping motions with his hands to fling of blood and Kami knows what else from them. Reaching up with one hand to cover his Sharingan while using one to fish out a book from his pockets, he opens it and brings it up to his nose.
"Finally! Just me, Sukki, Jin and a whole lot of Icha Icha in Paradise! 3"
In his background, flames erupt from the three's arses and they slowly rocket away in screams of agony, all the while, words begin to attach themselves to the darkness that surrounded Kakashi.
To his right and in the top corner: Kakashi's
To his right and in the lower corner: Super
To his left and in the top corner: Ultimate
To his left and in the lower corner: Combo!
And in the middle from the top, spanning from his right to left: First Gate: Opening Gate x Mangekyo Sharingan x Kamui x Shunshin x Raikiri x Thousand Years of Pain
And then a slashing light in the middle and across the names of the moves used, the final word appears, covering the entire screen: FINISH!