One day Deidara was depressed.
"What's wrong Deidara sempai?"
"Ah Tobi I haven't blow shit up in a long time and I don't have a girlfriend. I am feeling sad today. Mmmmm."
"I see sensei. Shall we see what the others are doing?"
"I guess."
So deidara and tobi went to see what everyone else was doing.
Kakuzu was busing paying the bills.
"Deidara perhaps you should see a counselor. Than again that would cost Akatsuki money. We can't have that…" Kakuzu mumbled.
Deidara sighed.
"Well honestly life is tough Deidara. I personally have multiple personality disorder" Zetsu said.
"Tobi where are Itachi and Kisame."
"They're currently being sentenced to prison sempai! I think it's on channel four news."
So they turned on the Tv and sure enough Itachi and Kisame were in the news. Itachi had shaved himself bald to emulate Walter White and Kisame was wearing a shit that said "Thug life."
Deidara sighed.
"FUCKING DIG ME OUT OF THIS DITCH YOU CUNTS." Screamed Hidan from his hole.
"Phoenix down me boyyyyyy." Said dead Sasori.
"Deidara stop being a emo fag. We must concentrate on capturing the tailed beasts. By the way where the hell is Itachi?" said Pain.
Again Deidara sighed.
"Tobi I feel like being alone."
So Deidara wandered the ninja land feeling emo until he stumbled upon Shikamaru. He was starring at the clouds.
" Oh hey you're that akatsuki guy."
"I am feeling sad konoha brat."
"When I'm feeling sad I just say fml and stare at the clouds."
"..."
"…"
Deidara decided he liked the sound of that. So he lay down and watched the clouds with Shikamaru.