Sasuke one day decided to walk into a church. He had a lot on his mind and decided he wanted to talk to someone. So he walked into that little booth thing. A curtain separated himself from the pastor.
"Father I have sinned."
"All humans sin child. Tell me your sins."
"I deserted my friends to obtain power from a pedophile. I wanted to kill my genius brother so I recruited a bunch of weirdo's after killing my molester sensei. After finally killing my brother I learned he was a good guy. Now I am filled with guilt, remorse, anger and orochimaru has exposed me to way too many wang videos.
"Shit man that blows."
"Pastor?"
"Uh, sorry. Well child you have indeed committed much atrocities. However, feeling depressed shall not help you. You should use your powers to help people and create a better world.
"Thank you pastor."
After Sasuke left the pastor's cell phone rung.
"Hello? Yea this is Shino speaking."