Naruto was always considered somewhat stupid however he had recently been sent on a mission to a certain village called MIT village. Apparently, they were extremely smart and geeky. Today he would return to Konoha. Sakura, Sasuke and Kakashi awaited his return.
"Hey guys I see him." Sakura said.
Oh great he's gonna come running to Sakura thought Kakashi and Sasuke.
However he did not come running to Sakura. Instead he calmly walked up to them.
"Hello guys."
"Are you feeling okay dope? How come you're not spazzing out in joy after finally seeing Sakura again after not seeing her for a month."
Naruto looked at Sasuke quizzically.
"Oh I know the probability of hooking up with Sakura is quite low. She clearly has feelings for you. In fact I been thinking about dating Hinata since she clearly has feelings for me. Anyway I need to go grocery shopping. I realize now Ramen is extremely unhealthy for you because of all the sodium. I should eat healthier foods. I shall also change my clothes. I am ninja and wearing orange is a horrible choice. Than I'll go home and reprogram my computer. Later guys.
"…." Said Sakura
"…" said Sasuke
"…." Said Kakashi.
" Da fuck?" said Neji who was standing there the whole time for some reason even though nobody noticed.
So they all called an emergency meeting. Neji offered everyone some blue sky meth but they turned it down. Shino also handed out bibles to everyone.
"Alright guys after coming back from that nerdy village Naruto is completely different. He's now all smart and logical! I miss the old naruto!" Said Sakura.
"I agree." Said everyone.
"Porn." Said Kakashi.
"So what do we do?"
"Leave it to me." Said Sasuke.
So Sasuke visited Naruto's house.
"Oh, good evening Sasuke. Would you like something to drink? You know warm milk at night helps you sleep better."
"….No thanks."
"So what do you want to talk about?"
"Naruto…I'm actually a really happy guy. I just use the tsundere façade to look badass. I like playing pokemon and I enjoy some rap music. I feel bad about my family being killed but I realize Itachi had no choice but to kill them to stop a Uchiha rebellion. I Should stop being such a rebel and let other people into my life! I don't care about power and I just want to be friends with everyone! "
"AGGGGHHH! STOP! YOU'RE HURTING MY HEAD! WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING?!" Naruto yelled as he fell on the floor clutching his head in confusion.
The next day everything returned to normal.
"Hot damn." Said Kabuto for no reason.