Now, that probably made no sense, because you probably weren't there for recent events. But I'll give you a recap.
Celty found out Izaya had her Head.
Celty found out Izaya was dating Shizuo.
Celty figured that it wasn't a good idea to mess with Shizuo, by killing his boyfriend, and newfound love (even if he was a douche...).
Celty decided to use her newly remembered powers to embarress Izaza.
Celty decideed to change douchebag, into cat.
Shizuo got in the way.
Now whenever Shizuo got aroused, he would turn into a puppy.
He even had dog ears and a tail, for when he was in his human form.
Not. As. Planned.
Izaya rested his head in the palm of his hand, as he sulked. For once in his life, he hadn't been able to predict something. Plus, he couldn't have sex with his boyfriend.
iWhy did Celty have to be such a cockblocker?/i
Izaya sighed for what seemed to be the millionth time, before getting up and sitting on the couch, next to his sulking pet/boyfriend.
"This is all your fault... Stupid Flea..."
"You were the one who got in her way."
"I wouldn't have needed to get in her way if you hadn't stolen her head."
"I wouldn't have stolen her head, if you had paid attention to me in high school."
"I'd have paid attention to you in high school, if you had actually gone to classes you me in, instead of skipping."
"We snuggled on the roof that one time."
"You were skipping."
"So? You were too."
"Why are you making this an argument?"
"I'm not!"
"Yes- You know what? No. I'm not doing this with you."
"Doing what?!"
"Don't just ignore me!"
"..."
Izaya glared at his "significant other".
...But then after a while got bored.
Izaya sighed, leaning on his hand again.
Life was going to be boring living with a dog Shizu-Chan..."
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Yeah I realize this was really boring, and really short, but I'm trying to get back into writing, so it'll get better I swear :P