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THE AGES!

Hinata, Ino and Konan: 10

Temari: 11

Kisame, Hidan, Sasori, Tobi, Zetsu, Deidara: 13

Itachi, and Pein: 14

Hinata POV

I just woke up and felt the living room couch. ' Hmm I must have fallen asleep here yesterday after crying so much.' I looked around the room and everything was black, it was always pitch black in my eyes. I sighed loudly. I got off the couch only to for my foot to make contact with something soft, and warm.

"Ouch!" Deidara was waken up immediately after the impact. He opened his eyes to see a Hinata in shock. One foot still on his stomache stepping on him.

" Wh-what did I-I j-just step on?" She was so scared and anxious to find out who just said made that noise.

" Its more like who you just stepped on,un. Actually still stepping on is more like it, yeah."

" Eep! Dei-De-Deidara!" I stopped stepping on him quickly. " Eheh s-sorry Deidara " I was thinking about what else I should say, " Good morning?"

"Why you! A simple sorry won't do this time!" He had a toothish grin and started messing up her already short, messy hair. It was messier than usual cause she just woke up.

" Hahahha stop it!" Well since it seemed he wasn't stopping anytime soon I decided to get even and started ruffling his hair. ' Not in a pony tail yet?' I was thinking after feeling his hair. It was kinda funny how soft his hair was. ' How does he get it so nice and fluffy?'

" Nooo it's gonna take forever to get these knots out later, un. " Deidara said with a distressed face.

"H-hey that w-was j-just payback."

" You two lovebirds done yet?" A tired Sasori said. He was feeling grumpy because they were the reason he woke up.

' L-lovebirds? Sure Deidara is really nice b-but...' Just thinking about it makes my face go red.

Normal POV

Sasori saw that Hinata was distracted so he took this chance to mess with Deidara. Hey what best friend would I be if I didn't mess with him sometimes.

' Danm how did Sasori find out? I'm not too obvious right,un?'

Sasori came up to Sasori and whispered," Pedophile"

Deidara snapped out of it and was thinking ' Did he just call me a pedophile? Wait what does that even mean, un.'

" Sasori whats a pedophile,un?"

Sasori forgot Deidara doesn't know a lot of these terms. " Why don't you just ask Itachi?"

Deidara thought this was a good idea. Itahi was already in his room. Deidara ran up to Itachi's room and started banging on it loudly. " Itachi! Itachi! Open up this door,un!"

Itachi tried to ignore it and go back to his novel, but it just wasn't stopping. "What!" Itachi yelled in irritation after finally opening the door. He was greeted with Deidara punching his face by accident.' He's just a kid. He's just a kid. Ugh my nose hurts. Do not be mad. Do not murder little boy.'

Deidara went in the room with Itachi after apologizing. " Hey Itachi, do you know what a pedophile is?" Itachi's left eye twitched a little.

"Excuse me?" Itachi asked not believing what Deidara just asked him.

" Because Sasori called me that while I was uh talking to Hinata, un. "

" Well to put it in simpler( and innocent) terms it means a guy is older than the girl he likes." ' Where the heck did Sasori learn such a word. Sure he's a smart kid, but the books I give him have no such words. Wait a minute. Hidan gave Sasori a book on his 10th birthday saying it was a very special book. Great now I have to lecture Hidan about this.'

"Oh so your a pedophile Itachi?" Deidara questioned.

" Wait, what do you mean?"

" Ya know you liking Temari and all and your 14, but she's only 11,un."

Now that Itachi thought about it, Deidara was actually right. Then Itachi realized that Deidara, Him, Zetsu, and Hidan were interested in younger girls. " Well thats not important goodbye now and don't let anyone know about this little conversation we had."

In the afternoon

Pein announced," Okay we're gonna go on a mission today. After buying all the clothes, having another person staying with us, us eating more food, and going to the festival...we're almost broke."

Zetsu asked ," What kind of mission is it?"

Hidan said," We wouldn't be having this problem if Kakuzu didn't quit the Akatsuki."

"It's a pretty simple one. We go climb a mountain for a very rare flower. Theres a cave there that has some treasures too. The only reason that treasure is still there because nodody ever makes it out of that cave...alive, but I'm sure we can do it.

Everyones mouths were open " How the hell is that simple?" an outraged Hidan asked. " And why the heck are we looking for a stupid flower?"

Zetsu punched the side of Hidan's head. " Do not disrepect the flowers!"

"Well we shouldn't waste time now. Let's leave."

Deidara asked," How is Hinata gonna climb the mountain?"

" She won't, we'll all go in the cave together and some of us will climb the mountain."

Hinata said," B-but I want to climb the mountain!. Listen I have the transformation jutsu remember?" She didn't want to be a burden but wanted to help them in some way.

" Tobi thinks that Hinata should come along too!"

Pein decided that it was okay. " Sigh lets leave right now then." Deidara made a clay bird quickly and they were off.

When everyone arrived, they decided to stick together as a group. The cave wasn't completely dark, it was dimly lit by lantern. Sasori brought flashlights.

Itachi said, " Lets go." They were walking for 10 minutes until they reached a part of a cave with 2 openings.

" Which way should we go?" Konan asked.

Pein said," I'm not so sure...we should split up here I guess. " Me, Hidan, Konan, and Sasorii will go left. Deidara, Hinata, Zetsu, Tobi, and Kisame will go right."

" Wait why am I always stuck with Hidan" Konan asked.

Pein said," no reason" with a smirk on his face.

Itachi sighed" Lets go already"

Tobi said," Yeah lets find that treasure first!" Tobi dragged the group slowly.

...

Konan was spooked how dark it was getting. Sasori saw this and thought it was a good idea to mess with her a bit. When he saw the perfect opportunity he held the flashlight to his face and jumped out in front of her.

Konan screamed and ran behind Itachi and tripped in the process cause he was the closest. She was clinging on to his shirst still shaking. Itachi said," Sasori its not nice of you to mess with Konan like that. " He gave a look to Sasori saying I know what you said to Deidara look. So, he took the flashlight from Sasori and shined it on Konan's ankle. " Hm looks a little swollen."

Hidan piped up," I'll carry her!"

Konan objected," No! I mean I'll feel safer if Itachi carries me," Itachi was like an older brother to her and she knows Hidan won't drop her its just that she'll feel too nervous. ' whats with this feeling I have when I'm with Hidan'

" Well Hidan you heard her." Itachi said. He thought of Konan as a little sister too and could read her like an open book. He lifted her up easily into a princess carry.

Hidan was walking next to Itachi fuming for 5 minutes until Itachi asked," Uh is something wrong?"

" Yeah!" Stop touching her freaking ass!" Konan noticed but didn't really care until Hidan said it like that.

"Um its okay Hidan I don't really mind besides I'm wearing a skirt today so he kinda has to" Konan said shyly

" What do you mean?" Hidan asked with a confused look on his face.

Itachi sighed and didn't feel like dealing with this any longer. So, he moved his hand to the bottom of her knees instead, flashing Konan's panties to the boys. It was even worse when Sasori flashed the flashlight directly at Konan.

Hidan and Pein got a nosebleed. Konan screamed" Ohhh Sasori I'm gonna murder you after I can walk again!" Her face still red. Itachi saw how bad this was getting so he moved his hand back.

Sasori called out," Hey I didn't know you wore blue panties. " he snickered. ( Oh no matter how calm boys are in the future, they were always like this in the beginning...probably) Konan was so embarrassed she had Itachi carry her in a way her face was towards him. ' Wahh! now everyone saw! I should've just wore pants today'

' This is gonna be a long day' thought Itachi

...

Zetsu said," Where the heck is the treasure? "

They have been walking for a quite a while. Everything seemed calmed until Tobi seemed to trigger a trap you see in those movies. A giant boulder was rolling towards them. Deidara shouted " Hinata transform now!" He knew she had to if she didn't want to be crushed.

" Got it!" She transformed quickly. She focused her chakra into her claws while everyone was running. " 9 tail soul cusher!" the rock boulder was crused into pebbles.

Kisame said," Remind me to never get on her bad sad"

Deidara sighed 'she is so cute when crushing boulders. ' and then he said," You were great Hinata!"

" Th-thanks" ' Yay I was praised!' " Y-your so nice Deidara. You s-sure are a great friend"

" Oh... friend, yeah okay" ...he looked over to the left and saw the treasure. " Hey theres the treasure, un."

Zetsu came over and took it. Then the cave started to crumble. Another trap. Shouldv'e known better"

Kisame said," Stop standing around unless you want to get crushed!"

Everyone ran towards the way they came from while getting hit with rocks from above. " Ouch! DAMMIT" Zetsu screamed.

...

" Whats with all these rocks falling!" Hidan said loudly.

" The others must have found the treasure" Pein said calmly.

Konan was too scared to even say anything.

Tobi spotted the others and hollered," Hey looky! It's Pein and everyone!"

Sasori said," Shut up Tobi!" while running

They made it out on time before the cave crashed completely. " Th-that was t-too cl-close " Hinata said while breathing hard.

" Well you got out alive so all that training must've paid off" Sasori said teasingly.

Hinata asked," What wr-wrong with your leg, Konan" She noticed that Itachi was still carrying her.

Konan said," Oh well I just tripped and sprained my ankle when I fell earlier in the cave." Konan shot a dirty glare at Sasori. Sasori started whistling while walking away from the angry Konan.

" Well we're not done yet. We still need to get the flower. " Pein said

Everyone groaned loudly.

" Lets go now then" Itachi said

" Umm wh-why can't we j-just have Deidara m-make one of his b-birds and fly us there?"

Everyone felt stupid for not thinking of that sooner. They got up the cliff rather easily with Deidara's great flying skills. When Hinata sneezed, Deidara gave his Akatsuki coat to her. It was really big on her which made Deidara say," Wow you look really adorable, un" He realized he said that aloud. "You know in a friendish way?"

She started giggling behind the sleeves.

When they were all up there Hinata knew she couldn't really help here.

" I'll keep you company, un" Deidara smiled

" Thanks Deidara" She moved closer to him and linked arms with him. 'He must be cold without his jacket'

" Wh-why are you so close Hina" He asked shyly

" Because I thought you m-might be cold" She looked up with him and gave him a small smile.

" O-oh I-I see, un" ' Yes! '

Konan's POV

I was whining." Itachhhii please please pleasee don't leave me alone "

" I have to help them you know. Can't you just hang out with Hinata?"

"I can't! She's having that moment with Deidara there."

" Sorry, but I'll put you down here. Just wait patiently."

After Itachi left the worst thing possible was happening, Pein and Hidan came walking towards me. ' Maybe I can just crawl away.' It was too late though to think about escapeing. We were just staring at each other for a while until Pein spoke up," Sorry if you were embarrassed by the situation today. We really should've done something to Sasori"

Hidan was scratching the back of his head," Yeah sorry for uh looking."

" You guys are such big softies!" I couldn't stop smiling like a maniac. " Come a little closer you big lumps" I waited til they were close enough. I kissed Pein on the cheek and then Hidan's.

Hidan couldn't even mumble out any words. " Hm doing this keeps your mouth shut I might do it more often," she teased. 'Wow did I just say that'? Well seeing Hidan's face like this is priceless and quite cute.'

Pein didn't have that big of a reaction as Hidan's but still cute. ' Sigh there are two great boys in my life'

...

" Hey Ino can you believe Tsunade sent us to find Hinata" Temari asked " Like, I'm not even from the same village as you."

" It couldn't be helped. She was short on ninjas and we were the only ones left besides it'll be fun" Ino said cheerfully.

" How fun can going on a life threatening mission be plus your only 10!"

" Well your only 11!"

Temari knew this was true plus she had her big fan what else did she need? All Ino talks about is some guy named Zetsu all the time now. 'I wonder what Itachi's doing now'