Insert Lame Title Here

by KandaTheAwesomePancakeMaker

This was a rp between me and my waifu on our Heta FB's... Don't kill me.. PruFem!Can.. Hints of UkCan in the beginning. America be an ass. Gauken AU. Human names used. Not much of a summary. Fail title is fail. M for some mature themes. Story on Hiatus?

2. Chapter 2

HEY DUDES. ES LIZZIE~! :D

Updating because Maddie's busy (accidentally typed "body" right durr) with being almost as awesome as yours truly. So jaaa~ :D

Enjoy our awesomeness~!

Bad Nikki. Shush. I'm more awesome. :I -Kanda isn't that busy. Only drawing-

Bitch, please. We're equally awesome, ja~?
(This is a lie. Nikki/Lizzie is much more awesome. Enjoy le story.)

Oh ja. Warning: Sexyteims await you. They are a bit failed on Gil's part though, since it was her first time writing the smut as a Gil. And has only RP'd smut twice before. Once was femslash!smut. So ja. Enjoy more, leibes~

Ehem. Again. Bad Nikki. The Femslash!smut was HungCan. And you liked it. You're still not as awesome as me, though.

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Elizaveta Héderváry

God damnit, that fucking piece of shit. Without a moment's thought - even when he knew he'd be suspended - he returned the brit's punch. His fist came into contact with the side of the other's nose, just before running after Maddie, just catching a tiny glimpse of her panties as she ran from the cafeteria into the hall. He blushed just-so-slightly at the sight, almost happy that he could just pass it off as having been punched in the face.

As he made it into the hall quickly, he spotted Elizaveta, her hands on the smaller Canadian's shoulders. "Maddie? What's going on?" Her voice was concerned, motherly, as it always was when she wasn't having to deal with anyone's stupidity.

Madeline InvisiblePrincess Williams

Maddie moved her body into lizzy's, as she was a motherly figure to her. "A-A-Artie... A-and G-Gil..." she hiccuped/sobbed.

Elizaveta Héderváry

Elizaveta raised an eyebrow at the albino in front of her, hugging Maddie's body closer. "Arthur and Gil? Oh god, they didn't start another fight, did they?"

Gil was about to speak up when Liz shot a glare his way.

Madeline InvisiblePrincess Williams

She nodded. "Th-they did... A-and.. A-Artie... H-hit me.." she hiccuped, pulling away to show the other the slowly forming bruise on her cheek.

Elizaveta Héderváry

Eli gasped softly, resting a hand softly against the other's cheek. It certainly wasn't the first time something like this had happened, but straight across the face? "Oh my god…are you going to be okay? Do you want me to get a cold-pack?"

Madeline InvisiblePrincess Williams

She shook her head. "I-I'll be fine..." she whimpered, snuggling close again.

Elizaveta Héderváry

She returned the head shake. "No, I'll be right back." She glanced up at Gil. "Keep an eye on her, alright? It'll only take a minute." Handing the girl to Gil, she turned and all but ran up the stairs, taking two at a time.

Gil froze for a second, almost confused at Elizaveta's sudden actions. It wasn't unlike her to take such good care of her friends, this was true, but being left alone after having been just punched in the face by Maddie's ex-boyfriend of sorts while he was still in the other room…

Elizaveta Héderváry

(( OAO MORE TEXT WALLS ASDFGKL. ))

Madeline InvisiblePrincess Williams

/-loves on-/

Maddie blinked and looked behind/next to her. "G-Gil...?" She blinked again, whimpering, then wrapped her arms around him, crying. "I-I'm n-not.. A.. A whore right!"

/-pokes her status post question because it involves waifus-/

Elizaveta Héderváry

He shook his head immediately. "Of course you're not. Artie's just butthurt 'cuz you're way too awesome for him." He began petting her head gently, letting her cry on him without caring whether she ruined his shirt or not.

Madeline InvisiblePrincess Williams

She was.. Awesome...? Gil didn't throw that term around to really anyone but himself. Maddie looked up at him. "I-I'm... Awe...some..?" It would probably kill Gil when he saw her crying.

Elizaveta Héderváry

He smiled softly, gazing down at her. "Well I mean, you spend enough time around me it was bound to rub off on you some time." Behind his positive exterior, it was tearing him up inside, seeing her cry like that. But only because she was like his sister. Obviously.

(( Fuck, he sounds like Romano oAo ))

Madeline InvisiblePrincess Williams

/XD IT'S OKAY Romacan is still an OTP./

She giggled Kawaii desu-ne, and snuggled into his chest. "Fuck... Thank y-you, G-Gil... I'll never b-be as awesome as y-you though..."

Elizaveta Héderváry

Mother of god, she giggled again. If anything was cuter than that, he'd have to see it with his own eyes. The smallest hint of a blush entered his face as he rested a cheek on the top of her head. "Yes, you will," he /wanted/ to say, but didn't.

Madeline InvisiblePrincess Williams

She bit the inside of her cheek. "G-Gil... Wh-why did y-you stand up.. f-for me like that? I.. I d-didn't deserve your awesome help.." Sighing, she snuggled even closer.

Elizaveta Héderváry

"What do you mean, why did I stand up for you?" He glanced down at her again, a concerned look on his face. "You're my friend. Of /course/ I'd stand up for you." Why was she questioning him? They were close friends, to say the least, so naturally he would stand up for her.

Madeline InvisiblePrincess Williams

"I... I j-just.. n-never.. thought.. you would d-do that.."

Elizaveta Héderváry

He raised an eyebrow. "Really? How come?" He hoped the sound of his heart breaking wasn't audible in his voice.

Madeline InvisiblePrincess Williams

She down, muttering quietly. "I.. I.. th-thought.. you.. d-didn't like.. me.. like.. th-the way I like you, G-Gil..."

Elizaveta Héderváry

"The way you like me?" He held her at arm's length, his crimson orbs boring into her own blue ones. "What do you mean, the way you like me?" He sounded a lot harsher than he'd liked.

Madeline InvisiblePrincess Williams

She winced a bit. "N-n-nevermind.." She pulled away. "I-I'll see you later..."

Elizaveta Héderváry

"Wait, Maddie, c'mon…" He grabbed her wrist as she tried walking away, pulling her into a tight hug. "You can tell me. Please…?"

Madeline InvisiblePrincess Williams

"I.. I.. th-thought I j-just did.." She sniffled a bit. "You kn-know what I m-mean..."

/WAIIIFUFUUU~?/

Elizaveta Héderváry

(( oAo Why wasn't it showing up! *replies* ))

Elizaveta Héderváry

What the hell was she—

…oh.

Oh.

Oh!

"You…'like like' me?" He sounded like an idiot, and seeing her stare up at him with the slowly-forming bruise on her cheek wasn't really helping matters much at all. He hugged her tighter, careful not to hurt the poor girl, and placed a small, gentle kiss to her bruising cheek. "Y'know what, Maddie?" His cheeks reddened. "I think, uhm…" He averted his gaze just in time to see Elizaveta standing there, watching with a knowing grin. "Uh—"

Elizaveta Héderváry

(( Ferserious going to bed now…g'night~ ))

Madeline InvisiblePrincess Williams

She blushed brightly, and tried squirming out of his grip. "I.. I kn-know you like me just.. as a s-sister Gil.." Tears started forming as she finally escaped his hold. She pushed her bag back up on her shoulder and she stared at the floor. "I-I'll see you later... Yeah...?" She didn't even wait for a damn reply as she was already halfway down the freaking hall.

Madeline InvisiblePrincess Williams

/okei.. nighht.../

Madeline InvisiblePrincess Williams

/Nikki.../

Elizaveta Héderváry

(( I'm working on it, sorry! ))

Madeline InvisiblePrincess Williams

/I feel like shit...

Seriously. Right about now, explaining my shitty fucking day to my friends, I feel like crying my fucking heart out.

But I fucking can't. Because I'm in fucking biology./

Elizaveta Héderváry

(( You don't have to explain it to me if you don't want to. I won't pry into your personal life. Just know that if you want to talk, I'm always here, okay? ))

Madeline InvisiblePrincess Williams

/I.. I want to talk. I really do../

Elizaveta Héderváry

"Maddie—" He hardly had time to speak her name by the time she was out of his sight. He sent a questioning, helpless glance Elizaveta's way, to which she shrugged, eyes wide.

Was…was she kidding? Hadn't he been obvious enough with his feelings? True, he'd never really been one to say exactly what was on his mind - contrary to popular belief - but he'd tried his hardest with her to show her how he felt without having to actually say it. Maybe he'd been just slightly too subtle?

Madeline InvisiblePrincess Williams

/But I'd rather talk with a keyboard. Or a phone... Like.. To each other.

Like that's going to happen though../

Elizaveta Héderváry

(( I'm sorry…if I had a phone I would gladly let you talk to me on it, but… ))

Madeline InvisiblePrincess Williams

/Fuck that. Do you have a Skype? Or.. Or can't you use your parents phone or some shit? Or Tinychat?

I... I feel like shit Nikki.../

Elizaveta Héderváry

(( I do have a Skype, yeah… ))

(( And I know you do, I wish I knew how to help… ))

Madeline InvisiblePrincess Williams

/Well.. I have my friend trying to comfort me right here.. He's awesome.../

Elizaveta Héderváry

(( Well that's good, I'm glad someone's there… ))

Madeline InvisiblePrincess Williams

/Yeah... I have to go. In crying again./:

Elizaveta Héderváry

(( Okay…well feel better, alright? Please? ))

Madeline InvisiblePrincess Williams

/Okay. Back. I'm feeling a lot better. :)/

/Can't reply... So I'll reply when I get back okei?/

Elizaveta Héderváry

(( Alright. Glad you're feeling better~ ))

Madeline InvisiblePrincess Williams

/OKEI BACK. ARE YOU ALIVE./

/WHATEVER. IM REPLYING./

Madeline InvisiblePrincess Williams

Maddie was halfway up the stairs, as it's a private school /don't kill me for this./ and so she was making her way to her dorm. She didn't have a class to go to until later, but why the hell should she? Gil was in that fucking class and so was Mathias /and/ Artie.

She reached her dorm finally, to find it unlocked, but of course, with out a freaking roommate in it. /Fuck./ Where the hell was Monika? oh right. Class. /BECAUSE I CAN./

Maddie sighed and flopped on her bed, starting to cry. Her door was open though, and she knew. She was just a tad bit too upset to give a fuck.

Madeline InvisiblePrincess Williams

/HOLY FUCKING SHIT

FUCKING DINOSAWR..

Wall./

Madeline InvisiblePrincess Williams

/Reply when you can... I'll try to be on in fifth again./

Madeline InvisiblePrincess Williams

/YO. NIKKI. YOU ALIVE?/

Elizaveta Héderváry

(( No. I'm dead. ))

(( /shot. ))

(( /sarcasm. ))

(( /workingonit. ))

(( /slowtyper. ))

Madeline InvisiblePrincess Williams

/I've noticed before waifu. It's okay. /

/I'm in 5th period. O u O/

Elizaveta Héderváry

(( XD Nice ))

Madeline InvisiblePrincess Williams

/Yep! My friends are next to me.. The same ones from yesterday. O u O

And anyways. ONE OF THEM BROUGHT ME DOUGHNUTS. ASDFGHJKL-/

Elizaveta Héderváry

(( DUDE. WAIFU. DOUGHNUTS. SHARE. /shot. ))

Madeline InvisiblePrincess Williams

/-throws some to you, across Alfred-land, to le Maine.-/

Elizaveta Héderváry

(( *Catches, nomnomnoming* ))

Madeline InvisiblePrincess Williams

/-huggles your le pixels- My profile picture is me with a derp face btw./

Elizaveta Héderváry

(( *Pixels are le hugged* Nooo, it's not a derp~ Mine's of an awesome Hungary cosplayer. ouo ))

Madeline InvisiblePrincess Williams

/I noticed! she looks awesome.

I can't find a good Fem!Canada displayed though... /

Madeline InvisiblePrincess Williams

/Cosplayer**/

/Fucking autocorrect./

Elizaveta Héderváry

(( ouo *Googles* ))

Madeline InvisiblePrincess Williams

/Haha.. I'll find one at home. Trust me!

Just reply./

Elizaveta Héderváry

(( Oui, I'm trying~ ))

Madeline InvisiblePrincess Williams

/ /

/Nikki I only have like... 20 minutes../

Elizaveta Héderváry

(( Bah! I'm working on it! ))

Madeline InvisiblePrincess Williams

/Okei.../

Elizaveta Héderváry

Monika sighed softly, sending a small smile toward the teacher and waving as she slung her backpack over her shoulder and headed out the door. The bell had only just rung, and all of the other students were already out the door. She murmured a few profanities in German, making her way up the stairs to her and Maddie's dorm room. Pulling the door open, she was shocked to see her roommate sprawled across her bed, sobbing. "Maddie?" She wrapped her arms around the other, her cheeks tainted pink with the touch. "Are you alright? What happened?"

Madeline InvisiblePrincess Williams

She pushed the other away, whimpering. "I-it's n-nothing..."

/OHMYGODSOSHORT./

Elizaveta Héderváry

(( XDDONTWORRYABOUTIT ))

Madeline InvisiblePrincess Williams

/o u o/

Elizaveta Héderváry

She raised an eyebrow, running a hand through her short blonde hair. "Clearly it's not nothing."

Madeline InvisiblePrincess Williams

"F-fucking Gil..." she mumbled.

Elizaveta Héderváry

She facepalmed. "What did bruder do this time? He didn't break anything of yours, did he? Did he hurt you?"

Madeline InvisiblePrincess Williams

She shook her head. "J-just... A m-major v-vital organ..."

Elizaveta Héderváry

"Uhm…?" A vital organ? She was used to hearing 'Gilbert' and 'vital region' in the same sentence when someone was crying, but an organ? "Sorry, I don't quite follow…?"

Madeline InvisiblePrincess Williams

She looked up from her bed at her, and pointed to her chest. Then she went back to laying down.

Elizaveta Héderváry

Her heart? But…oh.

…Oh.

Oh shit.

"Scheisse, Maddie, bruder is an idiot." She glanced away a moment. "Er, es tut mir leid. What did he do?"

(( Es tut mir leid = I am sorry ))

Madeline InvisiblePrincess Williams

She shook her head quickly. "I.. I t-told him... A-and he... H-he.." she caught herself and sobbed into the covers. "F-fucking -sob- G-Gil..."

Elizaveta Héderváry

"Shh…" She pulled the sobbing Canadian onto her lap, hugging her tightly. "Don't cry, Maddie…" She wiped away a tear with her thumb. "So you confessed…and what did he do…?" she asked carefully, hoping not to strike a cord with the poor girl. She was her friend after all, and they had to sleep in the same room that night…

Madeline InvisiblePrincess Williams

/Sorry school./

Maddie sniffled, trying to gain composure. "H-he s-said earlier... Th-that I.. I was h-his sister.. Like y-you.."

/WAIFU./

Elizaveta Héderváry

(( OAO SORRY ONE SECOND ))

Madeline InvisiblePrincess Williams

/-loves on- I wasn't asking you to hurry up.. I was wondering if you were alive../

Elizaveta Héderváry

(( *is loved on* Oh XD ))

Madeline InvisiblePrincess Williams

/But it'd be nice if you did./

Elizaveta Héderváry

She sighed softly through her nose, a tiny smile on her face. If only she knew… "I don't think that's quite what he meant…"

Madeline InvisiblePrincess Williams

"E-Eh?" She glanced at her, the bruise on her face fully noticeable now.

Elizaveta Héderváry

She almost smiled, but then caught sight of the bruise on Maddie's face. "Who did this?" It sounded more like a statement than a question.

Madeline InvisiblePrincess Williams

"A-Arthur..." she mumbled.

Elizaveta Héderváry

"I should've seen this coming…" Her face was void of any emotion. Nobody hurt her friends and got away with it. "Where is he?"

Madeline InvisiblePrincess Williams

She shrugged. That was all she could do, as she really had no idea to where he was.

/Working on homework and talking to you. OUOb/

/Waifu?/

Elizaveta Héderváry

(( oAo Sorry! Also Rping with other people, so…but I'm working on yours now! ))

Madeline InvisiblePrincess Williams

/Oh Okei. /

Elizaveta Héderváry

She glared at the wall. "You're not going to lunch alone anymore. Either Gil or I will be there with you, got it?" She knew she was acting odd, but when it came to her friends, absolutely /nothing/ angered her more than when they were mistreated.

Madeline InvisiblePrincess Williams

Maddie blushed lightly. "I-I'll be fine, Moni.." she whispered to her.

Elizaveta Héderváry

She shook her head. "Nein."

(( oAo Shooort! ))

Madeline InvisiblePrincess Williams

/It's okay!/

She sighed, a sign of defeat for her. "Wh-where is G-Gil~?"

Elizaveta Héderváry

Monika glanced back down at the other. "I haven't seen him…Sorry. I thought you were just with him…?"

Madeline InvisiblePrincess Williams

She nodded a bit. "I... I was.. B-but I dunno I he has a class r-right now..."

/I'm taking a break from homework.../

/Waaaifyuuu.../

Elizaveta Héderváry

She shook her head once more, smiling softly this time. "Classes are over for now, leibling. Otherwise I would be in class right now. They won't start again until break is over."

(( OAO SORRYYY ))

Madeline InvisiblePrincess Williams

She bit her lip. "C-could you c-call him... F-for me...?" She twidled her thumbs sitting against the wall next to her bed. "I.. I wanna apologize..."

/10 minutes until my homework again... ;A;/

Elizaveta Héderváry

She nods, pulling out her iPhone and dialing her brother's number. "It's ringing," she said softly, handing the phone to her friend.

Madeline InvisiblePrincess Williams

She shook her head, pushing the phone back to her. "N-non! Y-you..."

Elizaveta Héderváry

She sighed softly, putting the phone to her ear. "You're going to have to talk to him sometime, you know."

"Ja? What is it, schweister?" Gil's voice sounded on the other end of the phone.

"Bruder…" She smiled softly down at Maddie, making small talk with her brother and hoping Maddie would finally get the hint and ask to talk to him.

Madeline InvisiblePrincess Williams

She blushed a bit more, biting her lip. "A-ask him... T-to.. H-hang out...? Pl-please?"

Elizaveta Héderváry

She nodded, cutting Gil off in the middle of his sentence. "Gilbert—" She paused, getting a headache from his complaining. "Bruder! Be quiet for one moment and listen please, would you?" She sighed, waiting for him to stop talking. "I've got a message from Maddie."

"Ja? Was?" He respoded immediately, sounding almost impatient. "Let me talk to her."

"Sure." She smiled, handing the phone to the Canadian. "He wants to talk to you."

Madeline InvisiblePrincess Williams

She shook her head again, sighing, and held the phone to her ear. "U-Uhm... H-hey..." She was biting her lip to keep her from crying.

/Sorry. I'm here./

Elizaveta Héderváry

"Maddie? You alright? What's going on?" Gil spoke loud and fast, switching to German at some point in the middle.

Madeline InvisiblePrincess Williams

Maddie winced, the sudden loudness hurting her head. "I-I'm... F-fine..." She managed.

/When're you getting off~?/

Elizaveta Héderváry

He stopped. "Sorry. So was ist das?"

(( Uh…in an hour and a half? ))

Madeline InvisiblePrincess Williams

She bit her lip harder. "Wh-what...?" She had always had trouble with the sudden German, even if she dealt with two siblings who spoke it around her quite a lot.

/ /

/OHMYGOD. I have to read part of the odyssey... ;A;/

Elizaveta Héderváry

(( Never read it ;A; ))

Madeline InvisiblePrincess Williams

/Boring as hell./

/Waifu~~ Are you almost finished with le possttyyy~? -impatient...-/

Elizaveta Héderváry

(( oAo sorry! ))

Madeline InvisiblePrincess Williams

/I-it's fine! I-I'm j-just.. Rather.. Impatient../

Elizaveta Héderváry

He sighed softly. "Sorry. I said, 'what is it?'"

(( *posts* ))

Madeline InvisiblePrincess Williams

"O-oh... Uhm.. I.. I w-was wondering if.. Y-you w-wanted to h-hang out w-with m-me and Monika.. F-for a b-bit... M-maybe...?" She was trying to make it sound like a friendly thing, as friends, but damn was it hard. Especially just after she had fucking confessed.

/-pokes-/

Elizaveta Héderváry

He grinned even though she couldn't se it. "Kesesese~ Ja, I'd love to. When?"

Madeline InvisiblePrincess Williams

"A-anytime.. Is f-fine..." She mumbled, blushing brightly. That laugh always made her blush.

/So how many other people are you Rping with~?/

Elizaveta Héderváry

(( One other, but we're doing like three different RPs XD ))

Madeline InvisiblePrincess Williams

/XD./

/Replllyyyy~?/

Elizaveta Héderváry

(( It's coming~! ))

Madeline InvisiblePrincess Williams

/-is working on homework I really don't want to do. Hurry?-/

Elizaveta Héderváry

Monika smiled at her friend's blush. That was a good thing.

"Awesome. Now? Where?" He hoped he didn't sound too impatient, but he wanted to ask her what happened earlier. And he wanted to do it in person.

Madeline InvisiblePrincess Williams

"U-Uhm.. O-our dorm.. I-if it's o-okay..?" Maddie sighed a bit, and bit her lip again.

/My nose is bleeding. o n o/

Elizaveta Héderváry

(( I'm sorry that my sexiness is too much for you to bear… w ))

Madeline InvisiblePrincess Williams

/No... Literally. It's bleeding irl and it's not your fault./

Elizaveta Héderváry

(( I know…I was joking… orz ))

Madeline InvisiblePrincess Williams

/Just reply./

Elizaveta Héderváry

Another grin crossed his cheeks. "Ja, give me a minute to get up there."

(( Blush not grin** ))

Madeline InvisiblePrincess Williams

She nodded. "A-alright.." she handed the phone back to Monika, blushing brightly.

Elizaveta Héderváry

She nodded in thanks, smiling lightly. "Bruder? Stop being a dick and get up here, ja?" She hung up, pocketing the phone and glancing at Maddie. "Do you want me to stay here, or…?"

Madeline InvisiblePrincess Williams

She nodded. "Pl-please! C-could you...?"

Madeline InvisiblePrincess Williams

/WAIIIFFUUUUU/

Elizaveta Héderváry

She smiled softly. "If you'd like me to. But if bruder asks me to give the two of you a moment, I can't very well say no."

Gil grinned, snapping his phone shut and stuffing it in his pocket. He grabbed a piece of scrap paper - probably some homework sheet he was never going to do - and a pen, scribbling down a note for his roommate, Nikolai. "Off…to Maddie's…" he murmured to himself, scrawling the words across the paper. "Be back…soon." He taped the note to the door on his way out, shoving the key in his pocket along with his already-there phone. He all but ran up to Maddie's and his sister's dorm room, knocking on the door the second it was in arm's reach.

(( So you know how I said something about Al dating Ivan? I lied. Monika should be dating Anya (soon enough, anyway) and Al can be dating, I dunno…someone else. Yong Soo maybe? As long as there's nyo!RusGer… ))

Elizaveta Héderváry

(( Also, long ass text wall. ))

(( And I'll be back soon; I have to go finish shopping for Mother's Day. ))

Madeline InvisiblePrincess Williams

/Ilu.

Okay.

And okay./

Madeline InvisiblePrincess Williams

/-le replies now-/

Elizaveta Héderváry

(( I'm back BTW~ ))

Madeline InvisiblePrincess Williams

Maddie glanced at the door before answering it. She opened it a bit, one hard rubbing her eye above her bruise. "Th-that.. w-was fast.." she giggled a bit.

/WEBA. I had cheesecake. Ouo/

Elizaveta Héderváry

(( Cheesecake! I want cheesecake! oAo ))

(( and one sec, my mom's calling ))

Madeline InvisiblePrincess Williams

/Okei.

And yeah. Cheesecake. It was a present for my bday which was on Wednesday./

Madeline InvisiblePrincess Williams

/But.. Yeah.. I got it today. -squeals happily-/

Elizaveta Héderváry

(( alright, back~ ))

(( And that's awesome. I wish I got cheesecake for my birthday XD ))

Madeline InvisiblePrincess Williams

/REEEPLLLYYY../

Elizaveta Héderváry

Gil only grinned, wanting to kiss her bruised cheek. His own cheeks were probably colored pink from her giggle, but he hoped he could pass it off as having all but run from his dorm to hers. "Was it? Kesese~ Sorry to not make you wait~"

Madeline InvisiblePrincess Williams

She shook her head quickly, looking down. "N-non... It's fine..."

Elizaveta Héderváry

He raised an eyebrow, his mouth straightening out a bit. "Was?"

(( Was = "What" in German, BTW. It's pronounced as Vas. ))

Elizaveta Héderváry

(( Just in case you were pronouncing it as was. ^^" ))

Madeline InvisiblePrincess Williams

She bit her lip and opened the door some more so he could come in. She turned around and sat on her bed.

/I wasn't... I broke up with my ex bf today. He was fucking cheating on me./

Elizaveta Héderváry

(( D: I'm so sorry! ))

Madeline InvisiblePrincess Williams

/It's okay. He was telling everyone yesterday that he broke up with me, he didn't, because he didn't say it to my face./

Elizaveta Héderváry

(( He sounds like a dick… ))

Madeline InvisiblePrincess Williams

/He is.

Reply~?/

Elizaveta Héderváry

Suppressing a sigh, he followed Maddie into her dorm room, waving with a grin to his sister. He noticed the neatly organized room, smiling softly. Definitely his sister's room.

(( It's a fail, sorry D: ))

Madeline InvisiblePrincess Williams

Maddie blushed a bit too much and stared at the floor.

Madeline InvisiblePrincess Williams

/So yep... .-.

I'm bored./

Elizaveta Héderváry

(( ono Sorry, I'm working on the reply~ ))

Madeline InvisiblePrincess Williams

/It's fine. I know you type slow./

Elizaveta Héderváry

(( …Oh, do you have my Skype? I thought I'd given it to you but maybe not… ))

Madeline InvisiblePrincess Williams

/I don't think so.. I'm Maplebro though./

Elizaveta Héderváry

Gilbert bit his lip - actually bit his lip - and glanced toward his sister for help.

Monika only shrugged. "Ah…So the student council is looking for another student to replace the senior who moved away last week…"

She went ignored, as Gilbert began his own topic. "So what happened in the hall earlier?" He clearly had no way of sensing the mood.

Elizaveta Héderváry

(( Oh…no I don't have you. Do you want me to add you as a contact? ))

Madeline InvisiblePrincess Williams

/Please./

Elizaveta Héderváry

(( Derptastical Canadian? ))

Madeline InvisiblePrincess Williams

Maddie shut her eyes and layed on the bed shaking her head. Why the hell couldn't She talk? She grabbed a pillow and threw it at Monika.

/Yep./

Elizaveta Héderváry

(( Yay~ *adds* ))

"Maddie?" Gil grinned as Monika caught the pillow, turning his attention back to the Canadian. "Why won't you tell me?"

Madeline InvisiblePrincess Williams

She looked at monika, biting her lip. She threw bother pillow and mouthed "Out."

Another**\\

Elizaveta Héderváry

It took her a moment, but Monika finally got the message. She gave a small, apologetic nod to her friend and stood up. "I just remembered, I've got to meet Anya…" She grabbed her wallet, walking toward the door. "Sorry. I'll see the two of you later." She hurried out the door, closing it gently behind her and smiled softly to herself as she made her way down the hall to Anya's dorm room.

Madeline InvisiblePrincess Williams

Maddie sat up finally and looked at Gil. She patted the covers next to her.

Elizaveta Héderváry

He grinned, taking the seat beside her and hoping he didn't sit too close to her, but at the same time wanted to be as close to her as he could. "So was ist das?"

Madeline InvisiblePrincess Williams

She blushed and scooted closer. "I... I r-really l-like y-you..." she mumbled.

Elizaveta Héderváry

He nodded, slinging his arm around her shoulders. "Ja, I know…?" There was something more to it than that, he knew it, but for whatever reason he couldn't find the right words.

Madeline InvisiblePrincess Williams

"A-and... Y-you.. J-just like me as a s-sister..." she finished, sighing.

Elizaveta Héderváry

He froze, stiffening slightly and staring at the wall, averting his gaze every few seconds. "…Nein…" His voice was quiet, quieter than it had ever been before, and he would be surprised if Maddie could hear it.

Madeline InvisiblePrincess Williams

She glanced at him a bit. "W-what...?"

/-is bored-/

Elizaveta Héderváry

(( Sorry, translating German ))

Madeline InvisiblePrincess Williams

/XD /

Elizaveta Héderváry

(( I don't know the language. At all. So blame Google Translate for any/all mistakes. w ))

Madeline InvisiblePrincess Williams

/XD it's fine. You don't need the German. Just put ** To indicate the German./

Elizaveta Héderváry

(( But Maddie's not supposed to know what it means… ))

Madeline InvisiblePrincess Williams

/She wont. :)/

Elizaveta Héderváry

The blush on his face was probably a terrifying red, rivaling his crimson orbs. "**I said, "No." There's a lot more to that, Maddie; I don't like you as a sister. I mean, I know I'm terrible with getting my point across, but it needs to be said…I know I sound like a total fucking idiot, but just know…I like you a lot more than you think…**" He hadn't realized he had switched to speaking in German, but at this point, he really didn't give a fuck. As long as he got his feelings across somehow. He'd never been good with his feelings, and never knew how to get them across without sounding like a total douche.

Elizaveta Héderváry

(( UUGH. TEXT WALLS. TEXT WALLS GALORE. ))

Madeline InvisiblePrincess Williams

/I feel like there needs to be a sudden kiss THEN THEY HAS SEXY TIEMS./

Elizaveta Héderváry

(( YES. Reply with something about Maddie being totally randomly kawaii-desu and I'll get on with it~ /controllingbitcheslikeaboss. ))

Madeline InvisiblePrincess Williams

/OKEI./

Maddie blushed bright pink, understanding a few words here and there. She squeaked a little, scooting closer to him. "S-so... N-no s-sister-likeness...?"

/-le wins-/

Elizaveta Héderváry

He grinned, cheeks reddening a bit more at her squeak. He shook his head slightly, leaning in for a small kiss on her cheek. "Nein."

Madeline InvisiblePrincess Williams

She blushed even more, squeaking again, it being super fucking adorable Kawaii desu-ne.

/RAPE. He must be having so many issues controlling his wanting to rape her. XD/

Elizaveta Héderváry

God damnit, she was squeaking again, and his teenaged hormones were freaking the fuck out, as much as he hated to admit it. He leaned in for another kiss, this time on the lips, grinning wildly at the heat radiating from her cheeks.

Madeline InvisiblePrincess Williams

She squeaked, again, her face bright red by now. Was he... Kissing her? She freaked out in her head, but she was already pulling him ontop of her.

Elizaveta Héderváry

He chuckled softly against her lips, following her slight, silent directions and slowly crawling on top of the other. He never broke contact with her lips, flicking his tongue out and licking her bottom lip for entrance. He knew he was going quickly, but he'd liked her for a long time, and damn it, he wanted her. Now.

Elizaveta Héderváry

(( Damn it, was a crappy time to have a BRB. But my brother's bugging me so I have to help him. reply and I'll post back ASAP~ ))

Madeline InvisiblePrincess Williams

Maddie wasn't exactly sure what to do, but she let him in, pulling him closer. Damn was he sexy on top of her like that.

Elizaveta Héderváry

(( Alright, I'm back ouo ))

Madeline InvisiblePrincess Williams

/REPLLLYYY./

Elizaveta Héderváry

(( …I did. w ))

Madeline InvisiblePrincess Williams

/But I replied.. ._. And you didn't./

Elizaveta Héderváry

(( The last message I got from you was "She squeaked, again, her face bright red by now." o-o ))

Madeline InvisiblePrincess Williams

/._. THE FUCK -stares at her derpy iPod.-/

/I'll just repost./

Elizaveta Héderváry

(( oAo Okay~ ))

Madeline InvisiblePrincess Williams

Maddie wasn't exactly sure what to do, but she let him in, pulling him closer. Damn was he sexy on top of her like that.**

Elizaveta Héderváry

His tongue explored every part of the other's mouth, his hand snaking toward the bottom hem of her shirt, pulling it up slightly as he reached it.

Madeline InvisiblePrincess Williams

She wrapped her arms around his neck, pulling his legs up for more easy access for him.

/XD/

Madeline InvisiblePrincess Williams

Her**/

/derped./

Elizaveta Héderváry

He grinned, "Kesese~"ing softly against her lips and slipping a finger between the band of her skirt and her underwear. He tugged down at the skirt slightly, while his other hand gently weaved itself into her hair, careful of her curl.

Madeline InvisiblePrincess Williams

She blushed again, moaning ever so slightly. She pushed her hips up against his hand, wanting more.

Elizaveta Héderváry

He was done waiting. Tugging the skirt off, he tossed it at the wall not caring where it landed. For all he knew, it was currently dangling off the doorknob. Breaking the kiss a moment, he glanced down, grinning. "Kesese~ Nice panties, leibling~"

Madeline InvisiblePrincess Williams

She blushed madly. "Sh-shut up... A-and g-get on with it.."

Elizaveta Héderváry

"Feine~" He unbuttoned his uniform pants, kicking them off and hearing them hit the floor. With a grin, he leaned into her ear, whispering, "Take 'em off for me~?" His voice didn't show much emotion other than teasing, but in truth, he was more than ecstatic.

Madeline InvisiblePrincess Williams

Maddie tilted her head. "E-Eh? G-Gil... Th-this is my f-first t-time.. I.. I dunno what you're t-talking about..."

Elizaveta Héderváry

"Meins auch," he admitted, his grin softening. "Mein boxers…take them off of me…?"

Madeline InvisiblePrincess Williams

She bit her lip, blushing like a tomato. "U-Uhm..."

Elizaveta Héderváry

His smile was soft as ever as he gazed down at her. "It's fine," he murmured, sliding them down himself and throwing them in the general direction of where he threw her skirt. "Sorry." Maddie's panties soon followed his boxers, and he heard them hit the wall with a wider grin.

Madeline InvisiblePrincess Williams

"I-it's.. F-fine.." she mumbled glancing down and blushing even brighter red.

Elizaveta Héderváry

He placed another small kiss against her bruised cheek, positioning himself on top of her. "Sind Sie bereit…?"

Madeline InvisiblePrincess Williams

She bit the inside of her cheek, nodding. She didn't understand him, but she understood him.

Elizaveta Héderváry

He nodded slightly and, with a quick, deep breath, he thrusted inside of her slowly. Hopefully he wasn't hurting her terribly, as he didn't want to hurt her ever.

Madeline InvisiblePrincess Williams

She squeaked, shutting her eyes tight. "M-mon dieu..."

Elizaveta Héderváry

"Mn…" It was almost pathetic how this one girl could make Gilbert so weak in the knees. Nonetheless, he pulled out slightly, thrusting once more, this time a bit harder than before.

Madeline InvisiblePrincess Williams

Maddie gasped lightly, her face still bright, her eyes squeezed even tighter.

Elizaveta Héderváry

He placed another quick kiss against her forehead, thrusting again. He was close, even after such a short time, to his own climax, though he wasn't sure about the other. He slowly trailed his kisses down toward her collar bone, sucking lightly at the flesh against her throat.

Madeline InvisiblePrincess Williams

She moaned, gasping lighty again. "F-f-faster..." she mumbled.

Elizaveta Héderváry

He smiled against her skin, thrusting faster as she instructed him to. He felt almost as though he was enjoying this too much, but didn't care. There was no such thing as too much enjoyment when it came to Maddie.

Madeline InvisiblePrincess Williams

"F-fuck... Y-y-you're so..." She bit her lip so hard it bled.

Elizaveta Héderváry

"S…so what…~?" His eyes snapped shut, and he was getting slightly harder at her voice. Something was definitely wrong with him…but did he care? Fuck no.

Madeline InvisiblePrincess Williams

"S-so... H-huge... G-Gil..."

Elizaveta Héderváry

"F-five meters…of awesome, l-leibling~"

Madeline InvisiblePrincess Williams

She giggled a bit. "I.. Kn-know..."

Elizaveta Héderváry

"Don't forget it." His tongue flicked out against her throat, licking and nibbling here and there, along with another thrust of his pelvis.

Madeline InvisiblePrincess Williams

Maddie moaned lightly again, moving her neck to give him more room. "W-wasn't.. Pl-planning on it.."

Elizaveta Héderváry

"Gut~" His hand snaked behind, groping her ass with a grin and pulling her closer to him.

Madeline InvisiblePrincess Williams

She squeaked, looking up at him innocently.

Elizaveta Héderváry

"Was? Dein Arsch ist niedlich~" It probably wasn't helping that he thrusted against her again, trying his hardest not to moan softly at the insertion.

Madeline InvisiblePrincess Williams

/My choir teacher is a jackass apparently./

Elizaveta Héderváry

(( Really? Why? ))

Madeline InvisiblePrincess Williams

/He was rude to my mother over the phone./

/What'd Gil say?/

Elizaveta Héderváry

(( D: ))

Elizaveta Héderváry

(( Oh, he said "your ass is cute~" =w=; ))

Madeline InvisiblePrincess Williams

/Oh Okei./

She blushed, her eyes fluttered shut a bit, and she bit her lip again.

Elizaveta Héderváry

He was close, so close… He shivered slightly, and although he didn't want it to happen, his seed was released inside of her. Feeling the release of pressure from inside of his manhood, he swore softly in German. "Fick…"

Elizaveta Héderváry

(( Waifuuuu? ))

(( oAo ))

(( Are you alive? ))

Elizaveta Héderváry

(( OH MY GOD WAIFU YOU'RE NOT DEAD ARE YOU ASDFGHJKL. ))

Madeline InvisiblePrincess Williams

/IM SO SORRY!/

/IM NOT DEAD/

/DAD TOOK MY IPOD AWAY AND I HAD TO FINISH MY HW SO IM SO SORRRYYY../

Elizaveta Héderváry

(( Yey~ Don't be dead. Pwease? ))

Madeline InvisiblePrincess Williams

/ILU WAIFFUUUUU../

/I'm not dead. Trust me./

Elizaveta Héderváry

(( XD ILU TOO~ ))

(( Good. BI ))

Madeline InvisiblePrincess Williams

/ My postt?/

Elizaveta Héderváry

(( Did you send one? If you did I haven't gotten it… ))

Madeline InvisiblePrincess Williams

/No I still need to reply./

Elizaveta Héderváry

(( Okay, just checking. ouo ))

Madeline InvisiblePrincess Williams

She gasped, moaning softly. "M-Mon dieu... G-Giiiilll~~"

/ /

Elizaveta Héderváry

He smiled softly, his breathing shallow. With one final thrust he pulled out of her, lying beside her and placed a kiss against her jaw. "…Sorry…it wasn't much, but…" He glanced up at Maddie. "You were my first…after all…"

(( oAo FAIL POST IS FAIL. ))

Madeline InvisiblePrincess Williams

Maddie smiled happily. "I-it was a-amazing... M-Merci..."

Elizaveta Héderváry

"Wirklich? Es war?" His grin widened. "Gut. Ich bin froh." It took him a moment to realize he'd been speaking in German. "Sorry. I'm glad. You weren't so bad yourself, leibling~"

Madeline InvisiblePrincess Williams

She giggled. "Y-you're German.. I-it's sexy..." she mumbled.

Elizaveta Héderváry

His breathing began evening. "Ohoho~? Ist es jetzt?" He poised his lips for a kiss, murmuring through them, "And I'm not saying your French /isn't/ boner-inducing."

Madeline InvisiblePrincess Williams

She blushed madly, kissing him. "M-Merci~"

Elizaveta Héderváry

"Bitte~" He murmured through her lips, smiling widely.

Maddie's beautifully soft lips and gorgeous face were enough to distract him from the door, wide open, with a certain frightened blonde standing in its way. "Was zum Teufel ...?"

"Schweister!"

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Vell sheet.

Tventy-five pages, mein leibes. Tventy. Five. But y'know what? It was tventy-five pages of WIN.

And I'm also speaking everything in a German accent as I type this up. Because mein Gilmuse has taken me over.

And I like it.

I mean wat.

Er.

Ja.

Thanks for reading?

-GummibarWubSquare.

Go read mein Twilight parody. It's also Prucan. And fucking badass.

Peace off, laddies~!

WAIT. WHAT. NIKKI. WHEN DID YOU PUT A TWILIGHT PARODY UP. -spasms- ; A ;

Been up for a while, leibe.

I'm so off lately.

Btw... I read Laddies as Ladies. e u e

Epic fail. Or win. Not sure which.

-Kanda

-and also GummiWub. BI

ASDFGHJKL- WHY DO YOU MAKE IT SEEM LIKE WE'RE HAVING A CONVERSATION. OTL...

-but more over Kanda.