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A few weeks ago, Zackovic played around with his N64 Emulator and his Paper Mario game file, which caused Mario to lose his feet. Basically, this story wrote itself.
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It was late night on Mushroom Kingdom, but the Mario Bros were still awake at their home. Luigi was washing his dishes, while Mario was typing down some of his biography on their computer.
Luigi turned on the kitchen faucet and lathered his cleaning sponge with soap. He brought up his first plate to clean when he heard Mario shout.
"NO,NO,NO!NO!NOOO!" Mario yelled from his bedroom. Luigi didn't bother to look up or even pause, because frankly, the shouting had been happening since Mario had started writing his Bio.
"Luigi help!" Mario begged. "I deleted my leg!"
"Don't be an attention hog, Mario." Luigi said flatly, not looking up from his dishes. Luig heard a stumbling sound as he could tell Mario was coming closer.
"No, seriously Luigi! I deleted my leg!" Mario shouted. Luigi heard a slip and heard Mario fall, but still didn't look up and continued washing his dishes even when things fell silent.
"Still not looking." Luigi said nonchalantly.
END.