Okay, this is my real first fanfic, and it's a quick story about what Bowser should really have been done in Super Mario.
BOWSER'S CASTLE
Bowser looked around the main hall of his castle in pride. This time, when Mario came to try to defeat him, he would be up against not only a large army but a series of hidden traps. Bowser turned to his nearby Hammer Bro assissant.
"Well, this castle is certainly ready for Mario now." Bowser boasted. "What do you think, Hammer Bro?"
"Well..." Hammer Bro began.
Bowser frowned at his minion. "What is it?" He said with a hint of reproach.
Hammer Bro pointed to a nearby open door. "See that door over there? The one with no star number?" Hammer Bro asked.
"Yes." Bowser answered.
"Why don't we just put a number on it?" Hammer Bro offered. "That way, Mario can't open it. If Mario can't go through that door, he can't get any stars. And if he can't get any stars, he can't explore the castle and beat you. Putting a Star Number on that door basically guarantees us victory."
Bowser thought about this, before the realization struck him.
"That...is...BRILLIANT!" Bowser proclaimed.
So if anyone wonders how a certain Hammer Bro got picked as 'Henchman of the Month', you now know the answer.
MARIO LOGIC.