I'm starting to think these stories are getting ignored. :(
NEVER invite Bowser to MarioKart.
Mario held Peach in his arms as he ran over lush, green hills, a sinister castle burning in the background, with a very angry roar echoing from inside. Mario didn't stop until the castle was completely out of sight. He laid Peach down gently on the grassy, flowery field, then laid down on the grass himself, exhausted. Peach smiled at him.
"Thank you, Mario." She said.
Mario returned the smile, though his face was clearly tired. "No problem."
"I'm glad we're safe from Bowser. I never want to see that horrible, power-hungry monster ever agin." Peach added.
Mario laughed, first with happiness, then it dropped, becoming slightly nervous. He suddenly found it very hard to meet Peach's eyes. "Um...yeah, me too." He fiddled with his shirt collar.
A few days later, Mario and Peach were go-karting at Mario Circuit 64 with their friends, when Bowser showed up, revving his own go-kart.
Peach stared at Bowser with pure anger.
"What are you doing here?!" She shouted.
Bowser raised his arms defensively. "I got invited to race." He explained.
Peach turned her attention to Mario, who was right beside her, sweating and his eyes darting nervously.
"YOU INVITED HIM GO-KARTING?!" Peach screamed angrily at him.
Mario turned red and tried to shrink himself into his kart.
End.