Chapter 34: Sorry for the long wait!

Keima and Kumuro sighed, lying on the couch. Keima pulled out his PFP, tapping buttons on it.

"That SSDRWH0 guy is taking his damn time trying to come up with that new chapter. I sometimes wonder if he actually had ran out of ideas…"

Kumuro shrugged.

"He said he knows what direction he wanted the story to go through, but I feel urged to agree with you more…"

"Maybe he lied to us and the viewers and so this is just another way of saying that he had given up on trying to find new ideas…"

"Or maybe, he got tired of finishing the novel and decided to do something else!"

Keima cocked his eyebrows, finding Kumuro's voice differently.

"Was it me, or does your voice sound dopey?"

Kumuro turned his head to Keima.

"I thought you said something…"

Keima and Kumuro lifted their heads up, blinking at an unfamiliar figure. He waved his hands at them and smiled.

"I'm Kouichi! And I'm currently working for SSDRWH0 in his recent projects!"

Keima and Kumuro turned their heads, facing each other.

"Do you know this guy?"

"Nope. Do you?"

"I guess that makes the two of us…"

They turned their heads to Kouichi.

"Are you a new character for this series or what?"

Kouichi shook his head.

"Actually, I'm from ANOTHER series…"

A cricket jumped on Kumuro's head and whistled.

"What?"

Kouichi sighed.

"Another. You know… A novel that produced an anime and manga."

Keima sighed, lifting his PFP up.

"I don't get why this chapter is drifting away form the main storyline, but this guy has something to do with it…"

Kouichi shrugged.

"I don't know why he wanted me to appear in this chapter, but I can see why he got bored of it…"

Kumuro squinted his eyes.

"What are you trying to imply?"

Kouichi shrugged.

"Idunno… but maybe he could abandon this series and just focus on the more importantly stuff like the projects I'm involved with."

Kumuro glared are Kouichi, lifting his shirt up.

"Hey! I spent so much time being in this fan fiction! And I aint gonna let some fan fiction writer do that to us!"

"It's no use…"

Keima sighed.

"I prefer playing games all the time!"

"Oh come on buddy! This is our series we're talking about! It's slowly dying!"

"I don't mind about that! All the times I've been bothered by many artists have sickened me! Besides, I just had the best five months of my life!"

Kouichi chuckled nervously.

"Can you please let go of-"

"NO! NOT UNLESS YOU DO SOEMTHING ABOUT IT!"

Kumuro growled at Kouichi, making him sigh.

"What do you want me to do with it? It was clearly obvious that he lacked motivation and stamina. He'll never finish the projects he's completing!"

"Well I for one do!"

Kumuro pushed Kouichi away, growling at him.

"He has worked so hard to get this far, and just as this alternative story is drifting away from the actual plot of Keima's world in a good way-!"

"Both stories have crappy endings!"

Kumuro turned around, shouting at Keima.

"Will you help me out there Keima buddy?"

Keima shook his head.

"If it doesn't have the main protagonist returning to his peaceful life… forever… then I don't see how both stories are really good."

Kumuro kicked Keima out of his couch.

"I had enough of your terrible remarks!"

Keima groaned, lying on the floor.

"What did you do that for? You almost made my game get destroyed!"

"Have you learned nothing after you went through both experiences? Have you learned the hard truth about your ideals and how you need to be more open-minded?"

Keima shook his head.

"You obviously got everything wrong… Who said that I wanted reality to teach me a lesson?"

Keima shed a tear, forming a chibi face.

"No one asks me how I would feel before they throw shit at my face. Nobody understands how shit reality is. So why do I deserve this kind of treatment all the time?"

"That's because you whine too much…"

Keima and Kumuro turned their heads to Kouichi.

"Have you asked how I feel to find out that my Aunt was actually dead this whole time? Have you asked how I felt when I had to kill her myself? No…"

Kouichi shed a tear.

"This whole curse my school had may have taken peoples' lives away, but do I run away from problems when I feel shit? Of course not! I have to accept fate as it is and move on!"

Kouichi walked away from Keima and Kumuro, holding his hand to his heart.

"I have to move on… I just…"

Suddenly, Kouichi fell down, prompting Kumuro to run to him.

"Dude! Are you alright?"

He flipped Kouichi over, checking for his pulse. Kumuro sighed, feeling gloomy.

"Damn that curse… It got to him…"

Keima laid his body on the couch, holding his PFP above him.

"Not my problem he was stupid enough to go to a school filled with death traps."

Kumuro kicked Keima out of his couch, sending him flying out of the house.

"That's it! You're going to Yomiyama high!"

It's been very long since I made a chapter... I'm so sorry for you guys to wait for that long... but hey, the guys spoke the truth... I kinda wished I've done it ages ago... but sometimes it's hard to get motivated with there are other things I could do... Hopefully, the next canon chapter will be released soon(ish).