Well hello there fellow FanFictioners! XD It is the great Bumble reporting once again! I know I am very late but being in High School, teachers don't really give you much time for yourselves. xP But I am here and I shan't let you down! XD I am actually in my Civics class right now, but I don't feel like doing my project yet…I'll get it done tonight…maybe . I also have an essay due tomorrow, but I can start it tonight and stay up to finish it! XD I almost forgot those who get to hug good ol' Prowlie ^^

Prowl: -_-* greeeaaaat…

Me: :3

To Jacqueline Walker, lilskystar, Autobotschic, and LionLover190 I give you PROWL! *throws him to you* Have Fun! *runs away snickering evilly*

Disclaimer: I, unfortunately, do not own Transformers and if I did…there would be a lot of mechly love! 3 MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

ONTO THE STORY! :D


Cannon Heist…CONTINUED! xD

"Sunny!" A human Sideswipe grabs his brother's golden-haired holo-form and drags him into the mall entrance. "We need to stay as far away from 'Hide as possible!"

"Really now?" Sunstreaker replies harshly. "I thought we were going to stand on the side of the road holding signs that say 'WE HAVE YOUR CANNONS IRONHIDE NOW COME AND MURDER US!' in big bold letters!"

Sideswipe drops his head and sighs. "Could you lose the sarcasm PLEASE?"

"Now you know that is NOT my forte." Sunny smirks and starts towards the food court.


They wonder the mall for a long time before a large bulky figure appears in the doorway of Victoria's Secret. Now no pointing fingers, dear readers, because 'Hide had no idea of what treats that particular store had to offer for manly men -and mechs- and ended-up staring at the large posters for about half an hour in amazement before continuing his chase. Unfortunately his gawking gave the two demons a heads-up that he was onto them before he even noticed their presence.

"We gotta hide!" Sides whispers from behind a large human

"Why don't we stay here?" Sunny asks his brother while staying perched behind the large man.

"Because it's almost lunchtime and McDonalds is on the other side of the mall! This human will be out of here before we can even blink!" Sideswipe says quietly with a harsh snicker.

"That was mean!" Sunstreaker scolds his brother but can't help from letting a slight snort escape.

The twins slink to a large plant and stand back-to-back behind it as a still amazed human Ironhide walks by them. They both watch as he almost runs into a large flower pot and can't help almost bursting out in laughter at the "gracefulness" of the Weapon Specialist. After watching him almost step on two small humans, the twins bolt for the closest store without even really looking at the sign. They reach the back of the store and suddenly regret entering it. Sunny looks at his brother with wide blue eyes. "Sides…where are we?"

"I don't know…" Sideswipe whimpers and steps back away from the strange shaped toys before them. "But what is a vibrator?"

Sunstreaker gives his brother an awkward glance. "Ummm…"


Ironhide crosses his arms in frustration outside a store called "Spencer's" and huffs to himself. "Where are those two miscreants?"

"I DON'T WANT IT!" Ironhide looks to his right and see an emotionally scarred Sideswipe bolt out of Spencer's.

Ironhide watches baffled as Sunstreaker chases after his brother. "WHY DID YOU ASK THEN?"

Sideswipe doesn't stop running but turns and shouts back at his brother. "WHY DO YOU KNOW THAT?"

Ironhide can't help but stare in amazement at how fast the two brothers can run. "Guess their alt-form isn't the only fast thing about them."

The large, dark-haired human Ironhide watches the twins continue their silly dance until they both pass out in a heap on the ground. He shakes his head and gathers the two and throws them over his large shoulders.


Now I'm not going to go into detail as to what Ironhide did to the two brothers once they got back to the base, but…let's just say that they now both keep their distance from both Ironhide and his precious cannons…along with wrenches and super glue.


Alrighty then! Bask in my fail of a chapter! :D And remember! Those who review gets to love on the amazing Prowlie! :3

Prowl: -.-' someone please kill me…

Megatron: If you insist :3

Me: YOU'RE NOT IN THIS! *shouts furiously and shoves him away*

Prowl: O_O