What's up guys! :D It's me! The great Bumble returning to you after a rather…long month of June in Florida. :P I am very sorry for the lateness of my chapters and will be trying to get caught up for the sake of you fine people. :3
Well I received a rather…intriguing request from one of the faithful followers of this story, Autobotschic. She has requested me to use her OC femme, Shadow Stalker, in one of my chapters and me, being the people pleaser I am, has agreed to this request. :3 So I give all credit to the creation of said femme to Autobotschic. :3 So a lovely round of applause for her. :D *claps vigorously*
Alright…unfortunately, there will be no hugs given out this we-
Skywarp: WAIT! I WANT TO GIVE A HUG! :D
Me: O_o but…errr…you're a Decepticon…you're scary…
Skywarp: But I want to feel the love of your readers! :3
Me: Alright….so I guess reviewers will get a hug from…Skywarp…?
Skywarp: YAAAAAAAAY! :D Come to me puny HUMANS!
Me: right….o.O
TO THE STORY! :D
Best Prankers
"Autobots!" Optimus Prime's voice booms across the base as he stands patiently beside his podium, a tall slender femme standing to the right of him, an unnerving smirk etched across her black faceplate. The femme's bright blue optics look over to Optimus as he begins to tap the sides of the podium in an impatient manner while he watches all the Autobots slowly file into the meeting room.
After about ten minutes of pulling the twins apart from each other due to a little quarrel they were having, Optimus Prime's face was the perfect definition of pure and utter annoyance. "Now…" the Autobot leader begins as he chokes down the harsh comments he would love to point at the twins. "if we are done with that I would like to introduce to you my spark mate, Shadow Stalker." He gestures to the femme who merely gives a sharp snort to the rest of the Autobots. "She just arrived from Cybertron after trying to scout out any signs of Decepticons still inhabiting the planet."
"Wait…" Prowl leans forward a bit to look at Optimus directly in the optics. "I wasn't aware that you had a spark mate."
"Well now you are." Shadow Stalker scoffs, crossing her arms across her dark blue chest plate. "And why do you care anyway?"
Prowl feels tense under the femme's cruel gaze and leans back. "Well, I just feel that whether or not our leader has a femme in his life is an important detail."
"Psh! Yeah right." Prowl snaps a glare over to Sunstreaker. "Femme's aren't that important a detail."
"Yeah, we could easily survive without them." Sideswipe agrees with his brother and crosses his arms behind his head. "I mean…it's not like we need them to make more Autobots, unlike humans. We can just step into a cloning machine or something and there you go."
"So you're saying that femmes aren't important?" Shadow Stalker appears behind the twins and carries her dark gaze from one twin to the other.
Sunstreaker hesitates a bit. 'Well yeah…I guess…"
"You guess?" the femme spits back. "And who are you two ignorant mechs?"
"I'm Sunstreaker and that's Sideswipe." Sunny gestures to his twin brother who appears to be a bit…uneasy. "We are the base pranksters." Sunny's smile is a little too wide and it startles Jazz a bit causing the saboteur to yelp a little.
"Pranksters, huh?" Shadow Stalker stands straight up and looks down at the twins. "I've done my share of pranks back home."
"Oh really?" Sides suddenly seems very interested. "What kind of pranks?"
"Oh…nothing big…just the occasional prank on Decepticons and on my group leaders and stuff…no big deal really." She leans casually against the wall behind her and looks both twins in the optics.
"No big deal, huh?" Sides ponders over this for a second and then stands up and meets the femme optic to optic. "Then I guess a little Prank-Off wouldn't be a big deal either?"
Sunny was actually hesitant about the idea because the easiness in Shadow Stalker's optics was a little suspicious. "Sides I don't kn-"
"You're on!" Shadow Stalker and Sides shake hands and the femme saunters out of the meeting room.
Optimus, still standing at his podium, has been watching and listening this whole time and his concern for this "Prank-Off" was etched all over his face plate, but of course, he wouldn't say anything because he knew that Shadow Stalker wanted to do this and knew that when she wanted to do something to never stop her…NEVER!
2 hours later
"Sides…are you sure about this? She seemed to be a little TOO easy-going about it." Sunny watches his silver brother work on one of Prowl's data pads.
"Nah! She was just being honest. Everyone knows femmes are no good at pranks." Sides spins a screwdriver in his hands and nearly hits himself in the optic. "JEEZ!"
Meanwhile…on the other side of the base…
Optimus looks over at Shadow Stalker working on what she described as a "prank bomb" which caused the leader's nerves to go insane because the words "prank" and "bomb" can't be in the same sentence and mean something good. "So what exactly is this 'prank bomb' going to do?"
"It is going to cause a magnetic field to go around only the twins causing every metal object to sick to them that's within a hundred-foot radius." Shadow says quickly before going back to work.
"And how are you going to get it near them? Anything that might have your essence would cause them to avoid it." Optimus inquires.
"Easy. I have observed that the twins are rather…close to your tactician and saboteur. So I could just have one of them give it to them and they will never know it was me." Shadow Stalker's optics fill with anticipation as she finally finishes the second bomb.
O_o this is going to end well…
"Yo Sides!' Jazz calls from the couch. "Come here!"
Sideswipe looks up from his project. "What is it, Jazz?" The saboteur gestures for the silver mech to come over. "I've got something for you."
"What is it?" Sides walks over and sees a small metal ball in Jazz's hand.
"It's this cool thing that I found! I have no idea what it does but I'm sure you would find out if you pushed that little button on the side." Jazz says, seeming a little too enthused.
Sides takes it from him and inspects it. "Will it kill me?"
Jazz shrugs. "Don't know, but I'm sure that's a risk you're willing to take."
"You're right." Sides presses the button and the ball opens up and a small chip flies out onto Sides' chest plate. "What the?"
Jazz jumps a bit then smirks. "Haha! It likes you!"
Sides shoots the saboteur a glare then throws the ball down and goes back to work.
Now that Sides has been prank bombed what will happen when Sunny is and the magnetic chips activate? :O find out on the next chapter of…SUNNY SIDE DOWN!
Skywarp: AND DON'T FORGET A HUG FROM ME! :D
Me: Riiiiight…O_O
