HELLO AGAIN FANFICTION! I am BACK with a new chapter for my most popular fic, Sunny Side Down! This one is going to be a little short because I am only writing it to appease the hunger of some of my reviewers before they become too ravenous. O.o HAHA! So anyhow, I have been very busy with all of my schoolwork and am happy to finally be at my own computer writing a chapter! Tis an exquisite feeling to be using your own worn-out keyboard! xD HAHA! I actually quite enjoy my old laptop because the keys have formed to my fingers and are now very comfortable, but this poor old computer is on its last legs and I have no other choice but to get a new one. :'( So…enough of the sad life of my computer and onto the insane life of the twins…so…

ONTO THE STORY!

Fifty Shades of…WTF?! O.o

Curiosity. A simple word that has ended up causing both humans and Autobots alike to end up regretting their whole lives, although, there are some curiosities that end up getting so bad that a full grown Autobot mech will end up wanting to pull his own spark out and then beat his helm with it. This is one of those curiosities, dear reader, of which our favorite Autobot heroes, or trouble makers, whichever you prefer, stumble upon a fascinating piece of human literature, but let's not distract ourselves with such simple details and let us focus on the story of how the twins, Sunstreaker and Sideswipe, stumbled upon the novel, Fifty Shades of Grey.

"Sunstreaker, Sideswipe!" Optimus Prime's voice booms across the intercom of the NEST base and awakes the two twins from their stasis naps, much to their annoyance.

"What is it, Prime?" Sideswipe trudges behind his golden brother and gives Optimus a cold glare as if saying 'How dare you interrupt my mid-morning nap.'

"I need you two to watch over Colonel Lennox's quarters while he is gone on his anniversary date with Sarah. He said that he wanted a couple bots that were mature enough to be able to stand guard without looking through his stuff." Prime can't believe he just said that, but he had no other choice, all the other bots were either in training or on scouting missions, so these two were the only ones available.

"Wait, did you just call us…mature?" Sunstreaker gives the Autobot leader a pressing look.

Optimus sighs. "Yes…I called you both…mature…"

Sideswipe laughs. "Wow! And here I thought that you hated us!"

"I do…" Prime growls under his breath.

Sunstreaker puts his arm around his leader's shoulder and smirks. "Well ol' Prime, I guess you've finally warmed up to us."

Prime pushes the golden corvette off of him. "Not enough that I want you invading my personal space. Now follow me and I will show you Lennox's quarters."

The twins follow Optimus closely, much to the older mech's discomfort, and they finally reach a small door, well, small to them anyway, and Prime leaves them without another word. Who could blame him?

The twins stood there for what seemed like an hour to them when in fact it was only ten minutes before Sunstreaker finally pokes his helm through the door and sees a strange book on Lennox's nightstand. "Ooohhh, what do we have here?" He gently pics up the small object and holds it to Sideswipe.

"What is Fifty Shades of Grey?" Sideswipe takes it from his brother and holds it close to his optics so that he can read the tiny words on the pages.

"What does it say, Sides?" Sunny tries to peer over his brother's shoulder but the text is much too small for him to read without being right at it.

Sides' mouth slowly drops and his processor is working full time to keep the mech sane. "Ummm…you don't want to know."

"Yes I do! Not give it!" Sunny snatches it from his dazed brother and reads the same passage from it Sides did. "What is going on?"

"I believe it's some form of human reproduction, just more violent it seems." Sides replies without breaking his scarred gaze.

"This is disgusting! And Lennox is reading this?!" Sunny can't stop reading despite his previous statement.

"Yes! And you're still reading it as well you iron-brained idiot!" Sides slaps the book out of Sunny's hands and grabs his golden brother by the shoulders. "Look at me! That is one messed up book! You must not taint your already messed-up processor with more sick sludge!"

"You're right…wait…messed-up processor?!" Sunny growls and glares directly into his brother's optics.

"Don't get me started…now put that book away and pretend like we never saw anything." Sides lets go of his brother and watches his with careful optics as his golden twin sets it back on the human's nightstand just the way it was, just a little more torn up than it originally was.

The twins continue their guard duty in total awkward silence for three more hours until Colonel Lennox comes back with his wife, Sarah. After that, well dear reader, let's just say that Sides ended up going insane as Sunny downloaded a copy of Fifty Shades of Grey and soon learned that book word for word and one day ended up reciting the whole novel over the base's intercom system, causing not only Sides to faint, but every other human and Autobot that was up-to-date with the latest sexual styles. And that, dear reader is how curiosity can be such a horrible thing, especially if your name is Sunstreaker and Sideswipe.

Yes I know it's short, but I wanted to post something to help make up for my huge update gaps. :P So…to just clarify, I have never read the novel Fifty Shades of Grey and nor do I wish to, I've just heard some stories about it and thought it could make a nice little story for this fic. ;3 hehe ^^ Well, it has been fun but I must get to bed, goodnight FanFiction, and may you never ever come to know the demons that are Sunny and Sides! OH! That reminded me! Anyone who reviews this chapter or any other chapter after this one is published gets a hug from the two troublemakers themselves! :D

Sunny – HUG ME! HUG ME! *opens arms*

Sides – NO! HUG ME! *shoves Sunny aside and opens arms wider*

Sunny – UGH! -_-* *punches his brother and tackles him*

Me – oh…dear…o.O