OMG CHAPTER 5! Finally! It's about freaking time! I bet you all hate me right? Hahaha yeah my imaginary friends said you would! But better late than never! I just started high school on the 8th and it's been crazy! I'm taking all honors and I'm a hardcore marching band nerd at the moment! It's like when you just start something you love and your just so obsessed with it! But nothing will stop me from updating this story! We are just getting to the good part too, so I can't stop now! I won't disappoint you guys! I spent alot of time rewriting thid chapter because my computer froze...and I had to start all over! It was depressing, but totally worth it to attempt to bring you guys a laugh. Okay shout out and boss points to Humanish and Spliced-up-Angel for guessing that Duncan is in this chapter because he is! This chapter is really fluffy and duncney-ish! Courtney even gets to tell someone off! Anyshoe, enjoy the chapter! Thanks for reading! I love you all! And here we go!

Courtney's POV

"I just need to get gas first," I told them looking at my fuel gauge before the lyrics to the first song on my CD started.

"Baby can't you see, I'm calling. A guy like you should wear a warning. It's dangerous, I'm falling." I sang making heads turn while I pulled into the gas station.

I could hear Cody's high pitched girly giggles coming from the back seat. I shook it off because Sierra was probably tickling him or something creepy like that. But how would she do that sitting in the passenger seat next to me. He continued giggling even after I turned off the ignition. I got out my car, payed for the amount of gas I wanted, and before I put it in the gas tank I walked over to Cody ready to interrogate. "Now Cody," I said calmly. "Will you tell me what exactly is so freaking hilarious about Brittany Spears before I have to find one?" I said the last part a lot less calmly.

"Find what Courtney?"Sierra interjected cheerfully.

"A spear," I responded with poison in my voice.

"Oh, umm, well," he stuttered. "It's just that you and Noah have similar tastes in music," he said trying to hold back his laughter without any success.

"That's… good to know Cody. Anyway, do you guys want anything from the mini mart?" I asked them finally putting the gas in my car.

"Oh, oh candy and Soda!" they exclaimed simultaneously.

"Only, of course, if it's not too much trouble," Cody said while Sierra nodded in agreement.

"Oh, no it's fine. Don't even worry about it." I told them as walked away from them and into the store, still singing. When I got inside the clerk at the counter gave me a rude glare while she was helping check out a customer. She looked down at whatever the person was buying and she thought it would be okay to commentate on what the customer was buying.

"Seriously you're buying that brand? Poor person." The rude clerk said laughing at the customer. I stopped singing to give her a disapproving look. She saw me looking at her and gave a hideous smug smile. "Can you like, not sing in my store," she said asked me with a combination of Heather's mean and LeShawna's attitude.

"Okay lady guess what? This is a free country! I can sing wherever the heck I please! You're probably just jealous because I can sing and you most likely can't because if you could you wouldn't be working in this store! You also have no right to call people poor if you are just a clerk working in a gas station mini mart! Now you should learn some customer service skills before I have to alert your manager of how rude you are being to these people!" I ranted.

"Look lady," she started at me, "my daddy owns this store! I can act however I want! You can't tell me what to do!"

"Oh really, I can't? Well I'm sure since your daddy has you working in this store he wants you to do something for yourself. And your daddy wouldn't be happy if he received a lot of bad publicity!" I threatened with a smirk on my face.

"And how exactly do you like, plan on doing that?" she asked maliciously.

Okay, I need a response fast. I got it! Episode 21 of second season! The rock star episode! Blainley! "Do you know who I am?" I asked yelling. "I am Courtney Diaz-freaking-Mendoza!"

Duncan's POV

I can't believe what I just heard! Courtney's in this store! This is too much! Ah, I love it when she blows up at people! That woman was always so feisty. I dig that in a chick. Just seeing her makes me want to prank her. She must have come here in some kind of car! If I leave right now while everyone is crowding around her, I can be her little stowaway! I put what I was going to buy back, (Yes, I gave up my life of crime.) and ran out the door! I figured she still had that sassy red convertible, so that's the car I looked for. Thank goodness I found it, but I also found two people sitting in it. Why are Sierra and Cody sitting in Courtney's car? Might as well ask them before I just hop inside, "Hey guys, I haven't seen you in a while." I said.

"Well then it obviously hasn't been long enough," the little nerd said.

"Aw boo, my feelings are hurt. So what are you guys doing in Courtney's car?" I asked looking at Sierra. She told me this whole story of how she caused Noah to get kidnapped by Izzy so now Courtney is driving them around to help find both of them. "Wow, um, that's an interesting story!" I said sort of freaked out. "Mind if I come along?" I asked.

"Shouldn't you be with Gwen?" Cody asked me with malice in his voice.

"Nah, she's back with Trent now, so I'm available. So can I come or not?" I asked impatiently.

"OH MY GOSH SURE YOU CAN COME! You can take my seat in the front! Wouldn't it be funny if we hid you in the front seat, then you popped out all randomly?" she said quickly.

"That was exactly what I was thinking," I said winking at her. She started giggling and squealing as she got out of the car and hopped into the back seat next to Cody. Yep, I still got it. Cody looked at me as if I just murdered someone, glanced at Sierra, then looked at the car floor as I hid. Sierra brought a blanket and put it over me as I crouched down in the front of the seat. She was able to hop into the back seat right as Courtney was coming out the store. I could hear her sing one of her favorite songs of all time. She was so hot when she sang. She got in the car, turned herself towards the back seat and asked Sierra why she wasn't in the front anymore.

"Oh well, I just wanted to be closer to Cody! I didn't want him to get lonely, or cold, or dead, or worse!" she said becoming frantic.

"Right of course," Courtney said pulling out of the gas station. "Did you guys here any news while I was in the store?" she asked.

"No, but I'm sure you're in for a surprise soon," Cody mumbled.

"I'm sure we all are Cody," she said not caring what he meant by that statement. "Everyone just continue to wait for some news! I'm sure we're gonna hear something soon!" she told them. I started to get really bored because they were just driving aimlessly in silence! I popped out from my hiding place and roared like a monster, earning screams from everyone in the car.

"Oh my gosh Duncan? Why the heck are you in my car? We could have gotten in an accident! What's wrong with you! Get out! Now!" she said trying to recover her normal heart rate.

"Well you guys are just driving around without a destination, so you need some help. And I think I deserve some time with you princess," I said giving her a smirk that she couldn't say no to.

"Ugh! As if you ogre! You don't even deserve my glares!" she yelled keeping her eyes on the road.

"Come on Court! I have an idea that could help you guys out a lot!" I pleaded making my eyes larger to give myself an innocent look.

"Ugh!" she scoffed. "Fine you can stay, as long as there's no funny business or delinquency!"

"Okay, well have you tried calling Noah yet?" I asked.

"Actually, no we haven't. Good idea Duncan," Sierra said while Cody and Courtney just scoffed. Sierra was the only one in the car that didn't want me to get hit by a pickup truck. Whatever, this can still work for me. The only thing I'm trying to gain from this is Courtney. So I'll just keep it coming with the good ideas and she won't be able to resist me.

"Okay well, Cody try to see if you can get a hold of Noah!" Courtney commanded. "Oh yeah, and good idea Ogre," she said looking me in my eyes with a neutral expression. Now that's a pretty good start!

"You don't even have to ask princess," I said looking back straight into hers with a smirk on my face.

There we go! that's a chapter! I hope you enjoyed it! I have a joke for you! Well more like a riddle! A marching band (:P) gets stuck on an deserted island. They have instruments and are wearing there uniforms. What do they do? Whoever guesses the correct answer will get a shout out next chapter! I really hope you enjoyed the chapter! And don't worry the next update is coming in the next week or 2! Love you all and thanks for reading!