Chapter 5: "Dirty laundry" Day!

To my surprise it was commissioner Fugaku Uchiha. He stood over my thinking hole, I replied, "No, I usually think in a hole and just lie there until I get an answer." I climbed out of the hole and Fugaku looked at me saying, "How bad do you want to nail Madara Uchiha?" I pulled out a pack of cigarettes, pulled one out, then lit the cigarette and took a puff off of one. "Let's just say, your son Sauske tried to follow in his footsteps and he originally was the reason why my uncle's dead." Fugaku knew he hated him, and was the cause of why he didn't become the don and he divorced Mikoto. "Your uncle was a really good man but there were some problems that we faced together." My cellphone rang, I answered it and it was Kiba Inuzuka.

Kiba and I were the best of friends when we were kids. He said to me over the phone, "I'm going to come over and visit you for a while." I asked him, "When and where do you want to meet me?" He said he wanted to meet me at the airport next week when his plane lands. I closed my phone after I got done talking to Kiba. then I said to Fugaku, "Let's save the idle chit-chat for later, I need some information on a person." Fugaku couldn't help but ask, "Who do want information on?" "A man known as Sasori of the Red Sand, He's planning on coming here and try to purchase a shipment of weapons. And he is connected to Madara Uchiha." Fugaku looked up at me as I stood up. "How are you going to take down Sasori?" I said with a Russian accent, "Roman is not, But I am. I am known as Alexi Skargetzka, the Russian mercenary."

Fugaku walked to his car and said, "I'll find the info you need, then I'll call you." He started the car and drove off to the police station. Then out of the blue, Orochimaru appears. "Were you really planning on taking out Sasori?" He asked me, with a calm voice. "I'm not, but Alexi Scargetzka is going to be the one to kill him. I will need some assistance though." Orochimaru agreed with me, "You will need assistance to take out Sasori of the Red Sand. First you need information from one of his contacts then you'll need to lure him out with something he needs." I said to Orochimaru, "There's a shipment of guns coming in from Russia, untraced by both the FBI and the ATF. I hope he has some good money, because they're really good guns." Orochimaru had a smirk on his face, "I'll find you one of Sasori's contacts and you two could do the rest."

I wrote down the address of a bar I usually hang out at on a napkin. Then I handed the napkin to Orochimaru, "When you meet the contact, give him that address. It's a very good meeting spot, and it has good liquor." Orochimaru faded into nothing and I went into the apartment complex then into my room and in my closet, I pulled out a box reading in Russian, "Alexi Skargetzka" Inside was a white bowl cut wig which I put on as a part of my disguise. Then I had a picture of me and Naruto being buddies and I was wearing my wig as I was Alexi Skargetzka. I then put the picture back in the box and put on the wig. I practiced and refreshed my Russian accent. The line I practice was, "The Boss is a very unlikely person to trust new faces. So why trust faces like you?" I tried it five times and on my fifth try, I nailed it. Yamato walked in and I pulled a pellet gun on him. "Relax, I was hearing you talking and I wanted to see who you were talking to."

I said to Yamato in my Russian accent, "Nobody is here except me. I am refreshing my Russian accent so I can be Alexi Skargetzka." Yamato couldn't help but ask, "Why are you planning on using Alexi for?" I said as Alexi Scargetzka, "I am planning on taking out Sasori of the Red Sand." Yamato had the telephone in his hand and said, "There's some Russian guy who's asking for you." He handed me the phone and I said in Russian, [Yes...Boss!]The Boss is a Russian connection in Moscow. The Boss said to me in Russian, [Alexi, I hear you're in need of some weapons. What is the reason for this?] I said to him, [I am in need of taking out a man known as 'Sasori of the Red Sand', He is connected to Madara Uchiha.] The Boss then quickly replied, [I will not be able to come to America to help you, but I'll send you the shipment ASAP. Have one of your comrades to disguise himself as me and take them out.]

I ended the conversation in English but with the Russian accent ,"Very well, I'll take out fucking sons of bitches." I hung up the phone, Yamato asked me what the conversation was about. I told him that it was a man that I worked with when I was in Russia. "What did he want to talk to you about?" Yamato asked. "The Boss said he won't be joining me in taking out Sasori of the Red Sand. Could you disguise yourself as The Boss and help me take out Sasori?" I asked with a Russian accent. had a picture of The Boss and showed it to Yamato. Yamato used his wood style disguise to cover himself as The Boss. Yamato then had to find the correct pitch of voice to use as The Boss. Knowing Yamato, he was just as weird as I am, He talks in different voices, like I usually do in the shower. And other times, I speak different accent to throw people off. when he got the pitch in the deep part, I said in my Russian accent, "That is good, right there."

Sakura walks in on us, "Roman, when did The Boss show up?" I said to her, "That is not Boss, that is Yamato disguised as Boss." Yamato asked as The Boss, "Did you happen to know The Boss also Sakura?" Sakura answered Yamato's question, "Yes I did, I also worked with The Boss when Roman and I were in Russia, Roman..." I interrupted Sakura by saying as Alexi, "I do not answer to Roman, when I wear wig I go by one name." "Jack Redson?" asked Yamato. "No, Alexi Scargetzka of Moscow Russia" replied Sakura. "You're very good Sakura. By the way, Boss called and he won't be joining us when we take out Sasori." I said to the pink haired woman. Sakura was unenthused when she heard the news. I got up and went out, Sakura asked me as she grabbed my left arm, "Where do you think you're going?" I said to her, "I am going to bar, and I'm going to meet Sasori's contact. Any Objections, big fucking deal." I yanked my arm out of her hand and went downstairs then went outside. When I got to the bar, I walked in and I sat at a barstool. "Bartender, vodka on the rocks." the bartender looked at me funny, "Roman?" the bartender asked as he fixed my drink. I said with a Russian accent, "Who is this Roman you speak of? I am Alexi Scargetzka of Moscow." Then a man stood right behind me and said,

"You're Alexi Scargetzka? My friend was talking about you. The name's Deidara." The bartender handed me the vodka and ice filled glass, "I could've sworn you look like one of my regulars here." I said to Deidara, "It is a pleasure to meet you Mr. Deidara, so what is it your friend is looking for?" Deidara says to me, "My man Sasori, is looking for some weapons." "If it's weapons you're seeking, then you have come to the right man. At end of week, there is shipment of guns, explosives, and ammunition. I only take cash, if you have cash, you have guns." Deidara and I spent a few hours talking about what we do and I broke the ice by saying what languages I speak, how I'd prefer to kill people, and so on and so forth. We finished our drinks and we went our separate ways.