Chapter 6: The plot unfolds on Sasori's untimely death
By the end of the week...I was waiting on Sasori and his contact Deidara on the ship. The Boss (a.k.a. Yamato) was standing right next to me as we waited for them. "When do you think they will show?" asked The Boss with anticipation. I said to him with my Russian accent, "Patience is virtue, they'll show." Then without missing a beat, Deidara appears with a red haired man known as "Sasori of the Red Sand," Sasori looked up and asked, "Which one of you is known as Alexi Scargetzka?" I walked down the steps and said "That's me, Boss is unlikely person to trust other people. Why should he trust you?" Sasori looked at me with a straight face as if we were playing poker. "Let's just say, I have powerful contacts in high places." Sasori replied calmly. Then he asks, "Do you have the shipment of guns?" I looked at Sasori and said as Alexi would say, "Before you see guns, we must see money. No money, no guns, no deal."
Sasori opened a briefcase filled with money. I took a UV light to it so I could see if they're not marked bills. Deidara asked me, "What's the deal with the light?" I said to Deidara, "I check to see if it's not marked, We do not want feds snooping around on us." Two Russians carried out four cases with Russian made guns and grenades. The two Russians then open the cases showing the contents. "Are you sure that these are good weapons and not fake?" I said to Sasori, "Yes, they are real. They're made from Russia, and we do not buy or have these weapons created from China." I took the assault rifle and told them what type of bullets it fires and has a 20mm grenade launcher on bottom for multiple enemies and I put the rifle back into it's case and closed it. Deidara asked Sasori for any advice. Sasori looked at me and said, "You have an interesting shipment of weapon sand we will need firepower just like it." So I asked Sasori, "So, do we have deal?"
He gave me the briefcase full of money and I handed him the guns. I snapped my fingers three times as the signal. When Sasori looked at the message on the case, he read the message. "Do you really think you can take me out Alexi? Or should I say Roman Rideout?" I took off my wig and replied, "How'd you know who I am?" Before Sasori had anything to say, I injected a small amount of epinephrine or adrenaline in the side of my neck. "What was that you injected in yourself?" Deidara asked without hesitation. "Adrenaline, it gives me a fighting chance to kill Sasori and helps me fight off any poisons he has. Oh, the message on the case is Russian. It reads, 'you're fucked!' So have at it motherfucker!" I pulled out my Glock 19s and readied myself for the fight. Sasori read the Russian writing on the briefcase, Sasori asked me, "What is the translation for this?" I looked up at him and said still in my Russian accent, "It reads, 'you're fucked assholes!' Maybe you need Russian translator!" I deliberately stuck a nice amount of C4 inside the gun case and activated it the explosion was loud enough to wake the whole city. Unfortunately, Sasori and Deidara were unaffected by the explosion.
One of my operatives walks up to me and asks in Russian, [Boss what do we do?] I calmly said to him, "we go to plan B, notify Orochimaru." But instead of calling for Orochimaru, he had me tapped so he can join the action. And like a snake in the grass, (no pun intended) Orochimaru appears out of thin air. "Are you having a party without me?" I looked at Orochimaru, "All in good time." I said to Orochimaru, then I said to Sasori and Deidara "Maybe you should check people for any taps or wires." Sasori was pissed when he saw his ex comrade from the Akatsuki. "You know, Alexi's right. You should check people for any wire taps or listening devices." I quickly pulled out a hand cannon and shot Sasori in the head. That didn't kill him, instead it left a huge hole in his head. "That is not possible! You should've been dead after that shot." Sasori takes off his garb and reveals that he is half human and half puppet.
"Are you done? C'mon, that wasn't even a good attack. But this is!" Sasori was a puppet hybrid with the stinging power of a scorpion. He had a tube with a needle at the end he would use as a stinger the needle and tube had poison in it. Fortunately I had some antidotes with me so if I got stung, I pop an antidote and continue the fight. Another sign that I had "Lady Luck" with me, I had a coffin filled with guns. These guns were a part of my exploits as a Marine and as a Mercenary. But it didn't just contain guns, it also has a few knives and swords. This is the one thing I'll never leave home without it. I had the coffin filled with guns, blades, and grenades, all sealed in a scroll. Thanks to Lady Chiyo of the Hidden Sand Village.
I opened the coffin and pulled out a pair of hand grenades. I held them for ten seconds, (This is called cooking a grenade) and tossed them at Sasori. It did moderate damage but the fucker was still alive. I then looked on Sasori's chest, the chest could be a weak spot. The symbol that reads "Scorpion" might be Sasori's heart. I knew one thing for sure, I have to get close to kill Sasori and find out where Madara is. Going in close is a suicide mission, but it was a risk I was willing to take. I quickly reloaded my hand cannon, and ran up to Sasori. His stinger tried to connect to my skin and blood stream, I dodged them and quickly got into a close enough range to kill him. I was standing point blank range from him and I fired a shot at Sasori's heart and it damaged him in the chest. Sasori collapsed on his knees and I grabbed him by the neck, "Let me guess, you want a cookie for killing me?" Sasori asked me, I got enraged and shouted, "No! I want fucking information on Madara Uchiha! Where is he?!" Sasori scoffed at me and said, "Fine, I'll have word go out to Madara, that Alexi Scargetzka wants to have bloodshed. Meet another one of Madara's lackeys at the pool hall two weeks from now. He'll tell you more." I released Sasori as he collapses to the ground dead. I dragged his corpse and tossed it into the harbor. "Right now, Sasori is the least of my worries. Now I've got bigger fish to fry, Madara Uchiha... I have a serious bone to pick with you."
I said to myself as I walked away. I went to a bar, got wasted drinking whiskey and got back to the apartment and fell asleep. The next day, Lord Jiraiya was pestering me to wake up. I had a horrible level 4 hangover. When he tried to shake me, I tried to swat him away and said "Go away, I'm in a hangover." He sighed and asked me, "Are you really going to spend your day in bed? It's almost noon and it's a nice day for training." He pulled the curtains open from my windows, I moaned and covered my head trying to block the sun. "Didn't you hear me? I said I have a hangover." I said to Jiraiya as he asked me, "What were you drinking last night?" he pulled out some hangover medication. I took the medication and said to him, "I had half a bottle of Jack Daniels whiskey and three shots of vodka." Jiraiya was giving me a weird look as if I'm not the likeliest to get drunk. But he knows I have over half Irish blood in my veins. The Irish are known for three things. Drinking problems, anger issues, and the love to fight. And here's another stipulation, if I don't have caffeine...I'll have a very short fuse and my anger will be like a stick of dynamite blowing up at the nearest person if they give me problems.
Jiraiya got up and off my bed and said "Let's get some training done." I hated to say it, but I said, "Love to but I need to get dressed. I pretty much slept in the nude last night without any boxers on." I got out of bed, got dressed and went out to town with Jiraiya. Without missing a beat, I saw an Uchiha walk past me. The Uchiha started to tail me, so I managed to sneak behind a building...and grabbed the Uchiha in a headlock. I asked the Uchiha, "Who the fuck sent you?"
The Uchiha replied, "Madara sent me, he put a bounty on your head." I just scoffed and said, "Bring 'em on, I could do with a little competition. Auf Weidersehen." I twisted the head of the Uchiha, breaking his neck. Then I tossed the corpse into a dumpster. Closed the dumpster hiding the body, and went on my way. I received a text message from Kiba Inuzuka. When we were kids, Kiba and I took a blood bond pact with each other and we became "Blood Brothers" we will always be "Blood Brothers" until the day we die. I told Jiraiya, "Hey Jiraiya, Kiba texted me and he said he's at the airport. I'm sorry but I'm going to see my "brother." Jiraiya excused me and I managed to get my uncle's '69 GTO fixed. I got in it, drove to the airport, and waited for him. As soon as Kiba walked out, I honked the horn as he tried to find me. He sees me slide out the window as if I was a NASCAR driver. "Hey Bro, over here!" Kiba walked up to my car as I got out of the car, Kiba and I gave each other a hug as I patted his back. "I'm sorry about what happened to Naruto. Let's go visit him at his shrine." We got into the car as we drove to "The Wall Of The Fallen" Kiba and I looked for Naruto, Luckily we found his picture. The funny thing about his picture was somebody giving him bunny ears when the snapshot happened. "I think that was my hand, you know how I know? If it was your hand, your nails would be showing." Kiba looked at the picture and said, "That was classic what you did to Naruto, but we're gonna miss him." I just had some kind of thought hit me as I asked Kiba "Hey Kiba, Remember 'Boondock Saints II: All saints day?'"