Chapter 7:Tribute to The Boondock Saints!

Kiba said to me, "Yeah I remember, did you get an idea?" I replied, "As a matter of fact I did. We could be like the MacManus brothers, Connor and Murphy. And Naruto could be Rocco." Kiba asked me, "Who could be Connor and who could be Murphy?" I pointed at Kiba, "You can be Connor..." and then I pointed at myself, "...and I can be Murphy." Kiba liked my idea...he said with an eccentric voice, "What happens next?" I thought of us as the characters. I was Murphy, Kiba was Connor, and Naruto was Rocco. Naruto, (A.K.A. Rocco) was telling the MacManus Brothers, Kiba and I (A.K.A. Connor and Murphy) that we could do big and better thing like the people who built skyscrapers within the city to immortalize themselves to be forgotten. "But we can do better than that." Said Naruto, then he gives them a pep talk while standing on an ice rink.

Do you think we should go partway and expect ourselves to do something good like they did? And maybe put in half the effort of ourselves?" "NO!" Replied Kiba and I as we answered at the same time. "And why is that?" Naruto asked, "Because we can do it better!" Kiba and I replied. After that little interlude, I came back to reality and noticed I was in my uncle Jeff's '69 GTO Sometimes it happens to me without a heads up. I drove a couple of blocks to a nearby convenience store where I received a text message from aunt Mikoto. She texted me, "I'm at the office. In case you need to talk to me, call me or stop by." I texted back, "Can do, if I need anything from you." So I lit a Marlboro cigarette and took a few puffs off of it. Kiba was right behind me, "You know, smoking causes cancer which leads to death." I replied, "Thank you for your little health tip Kiba. Could think about quitting but my uncle isn't around."

I flicked the rest of the cigarette after snuffing it out, got in the car and drove to the pool hall to get my mind off the world by playing a few rounds of 8-ball. When we arrived at our destination, I opened the trunk of GTO, got out my hand-me-down pool stick and went inside with Kiba. There inside, I broke and no balls went in. It was Kiba's turn, as he sunk a striped ball...out of nowhere a couple of thugs show up. "Are one of you Jack Redson?" one of them asks referring to me and/or Kiba, "So you managed to find out one of my few Alter Egos, Huh? Looks like we have a situation on our hands" The two thugs pulled out a pair of Uzis, I pulled out my Glocks and shot them but killed one and injuring the other in his right leg. I needed to ask him who we works for so I pulled his shirt up revealing his stomach and chest, I slapped his stomach leaving a huge red hand print on his stomach. Kiba looks at it, "You really left a nice mark on him." I said to him, "Who do you work for? If you don't tell me, I'll do this again and again until you tell me. I smacked his stomach six times until, "Alright, Alright, I'll tell you. Madara Uchiha put a bounty on your head. $1,000,000 if you be returned dead or alive." I said to him before I killed him, "He'd better jack the price up to $5,000,000."

I put a bullet in his forehead, picked up the shells, and paid the pool hall owner for any damages. "Sorry about that, let's just say it's self defense." The pool hall owner said, "You did very little damage here, but thanks anyway." Kiba and I drove out to my safe house. We got inside, Kiba sat on my couch and I sat in a chair. Kiba asked me, "What are you thinking about?" I replied, "We need to lay low until I can kill Madara Uchiha, But in the mean time...I need to kill his subordinates and contacts." I sat in the chair silent and in thought. I kept thinking for about one hour and came up with no plan and no directives whatsoever. Kiba fell asleep and I covered him with a blanket so he could stay warm. I made sure that he wasn't disturbed when he was sleeping by quietly opening the door, and closing it. I went outside to a pay telephone to call a certain contact. I inserted the quarters dialed the number and silently said "Come on, come on, come on." There was another voice on the other line, "This better be good, I'm starting to lose my patience." I smirked and said, "Nice hearing you're having a good day sweetheart." The contact turned out to be Orochimaru. He said to me, "Ah, Roman. Nice hearing your lovely voice again." I said to him, "Likewise, listen I'm up to my stomach in shit. Madara Uchiha is offering the enemies of the sinners $1,000,000 for me dead or alive."

I looked down at my watch and saw that it was nearly nine o' clock at night. I had plenty of time until a couple of thugs who work for the Uchiha Mafia were noticing I'm at a payphone about to be killed but I wont go down without a fight. I pulled out my suppressed side arm and said, "I have company and I need to show them the door, gotta go." I hung up the phone, hid the Glock behind my back, and walked up to the Mafia members. "Are you Roman Rideout?" one of them asked me as I sternly said, "Yeah I am, the fuck do you want from me?" The other one said, "We've come for your corpse if we can't have you coming with us peacefully." I snorted and said "I'm not the one who going in a body bag, you are." I shot the two Uchiha members and the hit the ground dead. I grabbed a pair spray cans and using graffiti, I drew the Uchiha crest and the Sinner's insignia, and wrote the Japanese word for "WAR."

I knew for a fact that Madara wanted me no matter how he sliced it, In the end...If he wants me, He'll have to get me through a war with the sinner. Aunt Mikoto told me once when I was a young boy before I went to bed, that Sinners and Uchiha were mortal enemies when the Uchiha clan and the Senju clan were created. Uchiha was made up into two parts, The clan itself and the backbone, the mafia. Senju didn't have a mafia until one man killed an Uchiha and sparked a huge feud between them The first Hokage noticed this man as the first don of the mafia and that first don came up with the name of the Sinner Mafia. Sinners became the backbone for the Senju clan. One of the most bloodiest battles in history happened in 1985, "The 112 Armageddon." Fifty six Uchiha mafia members and fifty six Sinners fought on turf what is now known as "Gun Park." Bullets and corpses were the aftermath of that dispute. And in the end, eight Sinners were left standing as they claimed their victory of Gun Park and to this day...You can still hear gunshot and cries of many haunt that place.

I probably guess that I'm bullshitting you, but I shit you not...Gun Park is official Sinner Mafia ground. And it has been untouched by other Mafias as if no one wants to be cursed. I knew that the so called "curse" won't work on the Sinners, because I happen to have the tattoo to prove I am a Sinner. I walked into the park and waited for Orochimaru. I was listening to my Ipod and somehow fell asleep. Five minutes later, someone was nudging my left arm, I woke up, turned to the left, and saw Orochimaru. I unplugged my earphones from my head and asked Orochimaru, "How long have you been waiting for me?" Orochimaru said to me, "Not long, I heard that you're starting a war with the Uchiha." Now I need Madara Uchiha's head on a silver platter. "It's nothing personal Orochimaru, I just want to put Madara six feet under." Orochimaru smiled and said, "You know, When you seek revenge...You have to dig two graves."

I stated another fact, "Not two, eight. Seven for my enemies and One for myself. Now I need six because one is already filled." I heard someone clapping in the background. "Roman, Roman, Roman, What ever are we going to do with you?" I suddenly realized it was that little Guido worm Jamie. "Alright Jamie, what the fuck do you want?!" Jamie laughed and said, "You want to start a war with Madara? He has put a higher price on your head. Lucky for me, I found you first. I was and always will be Madara's pet. So say goodbye to your life you Nig-Mick Bastard." He tried to come at me with a knife. I dodged it and pulled out my knife." "You fucking two-faced Guido! I knew I shouldn't have trusted you." He waved his index finger at me and said, "I'd be careful about what you'd do to me. If anything happens to me, my boys will kill your precious little "Auntie" and her followers." I slashed his right leg made him drop to his knees and out of some reason I wanted him alive.

So I grabbed him by the throat and said, "Listen you fucking piece of shit, I'm going to keep you alive for two reasons...One: for good karma, and Two: I want to let Auntie know that you're a fucking mole working for Uchiha." Orochimaru looked at the back of his neck and saw he has a tattoo of the Uchiha crest on the back of his neck. "So, you work for Uchiha? And you're a Sinner?" Orochimaru asked, "He's a fucking sellout! That what he is!" I took Jamie and shot him in the left leg then I took him to my uncle's '69 GTO. I opened the trunk, Duct taped his hands, feet, and mouth. Then finally I stuffed him in the trunk. "What are you going to do now?" asked Orochimaru, "I'm going to see the dawn, I need to tell her that one of our own has started a faction against us." I drove to the Sinner's hideout known as "Satan's Playground" I took Jamie out of the trunk, Went inside, and headed straight for the dawn's office. "What is the meaning of this?" I tossed Jamie to the floor and said, "This guy is a rat for Uchiha. Check the back of his neck, you'll find the answer there." She got out of her chair, went to Jamie and saw the Uchiha crest on his neck. "Are you an Uchiha? Because if you are, why did you become a sinner?" Jamie smirked and said, " I wanted you and Roman out of the picture so I can take over and be the don. I'm not the only one who's wanting you out of the picture.

Madara Uchiha put a bounty on you and your nephew. So I made an alliance with the Uchiha and want to get that money and recruit new blood for the new Sinner Mafia." Aunt Mikoto slapped him across the face, "We need to put an end to his faction." she said. "What should we do about Jamie?" "Kill him, but be discreet." I grabbed Jamie and took him into a soundproof room. I tossed him onto the concrete floor and said, "Any last words, Guido?" He spat at me, "Go to hell." He said. I pulled out my sidearm and attached a suppressor to it and said, "Very well, Arrevederchi asswipe!" I put a bullet into his skull at point blank range. Then I took a body bag and put Jamie's corpse in it. Orochimaru appears, "Jamie's dead isn't he?"

He asked, "You can have his corpse for any purpose you see fit." I said as he picked up the bag with the traitor's corpse in it and disappears. I called Fugaku and informed him that this war with Uchiha has officially started. There was a moment that struck me, I killed Sauske for him killing three people I love. I put a bullet in between his eyes at point blank range. Then his marksman put another bullet in his skull for overkill or to be sure he's truly dead. "So, do you have any plans on how to lure him out?" asked the commissioner, "I do have one plan up my sleeve, at the end of the week...I am going to meet Madara's contact and he should give me information on Madara Uchiha." I paused for a few seconds as if I was looking for an epiphany. "Roman? You still there?" asked Fugaku. "Yeah, I'm still here. I think it could be a trap. I need somebody to watch over me so I can trust whoever has the information." I said over the phone. Fugaku had an idea, "Roman, before you go to the meeting with one of Madara's lackeys give me a call, Greenley and I will be your backup and we need you tapped."

I knew for a moment what Fugaku was talking about. "Alright, I'll ring you up before the meet." I hung up and was ready for this just when Madara was mentioned within this city. He'll be my second grave to fill. Soon, it'll be two graves filled and six graves remaining. I need one grave for myself and five for my enemies.