Chapter 3 – Operation Desperation

Summary: I'm the columnist for Vongola High School's weekly newspaper… This elite school abounds with hot, popular semes and cute, adorable ukes. Strangely enough, they still write to me for love advice. That's odd…

Disclaimer: Katekyo Hitman Reborn does not belong to me! If it did, a lot of questions would be answered…

A/N: Ah ah, my time for typing out fics is becoming lesser and lesser… I'm so ashamed T_T. I feel guilty towards you, my wonderful reviewers. *holds frying pan in one hand and a penknife in another* I should just kill myself! Uhu… Anyway, my responses to reviewers! Cuore l'anima della, you are absolutely 100% correct! TotalAmuto, sure I'll take your request. I'll be using it then~

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Let's jump straight to the letters, shall we, peeps? My hands are tired this week… T_T…

Dear Missy Aiko,

What should I do? What can I do? My boyfriend is breaking up with me! I mean, yeah, we had this argument several weeks ago, and I haven't really spoken to him since, but I didn't think he'd break up with me! What am I supposed to do? I can't live without him! I can't… I just can't…

It's all that stupid redhead's fault! It was a redheaded boy who took away my cute boyfriend away from me! I hate him! I hate him! I'll kill him! While my little boyfriend wasn't looking, that stupid redhead swept in and carried my adorable uke off! I hate him! I hate him!

Help, please?

-AwesomeBlondeBoss

…Wow. That was an even more passionate and out-of-control letter than the last one. Remember, peeps? Anyway, here's my reply.

Dear AwesomeBlondeBoss,

Calm down. Before you do anything, CALM DOWN. Ask first why you allowed your boyfriend to be carried off by this… redhead. If perhaps you had not been neglecting your ah… uke so much, he wouldn't have broken up with you.

Now, before you turn emo and start slashing your wrists with a butter knife! Wait! Stop! I am NOT blaming you. I repeat, I am NOT blaming you. What you must do, is corner your boyfriend and have a heart-to-heart talk with him. I'm thinking that your boyfriend is probably just going to the redhead as a rebound. I think he probably still has feelings for you. Invoke those feelings again. Show him why he fell for you in the first place. (And since he's your boyfriend, you know him better than I do, so you decide carefully what to do.) But don't overdo it! If you do, your bf will just run back to the redhead.

-Missy Aiko

Well, until next time peeps!

AN: …rofl. Giotto is totally going out of control. First paragraph: sad and desperate. Second paragraph: Furious, angry and jealous. Third paragraph: sad and desperate again.

Reviews please!