Chapter 9:Training with Jiraiya and the Mountain Toads.
There was a knock on the door, Jiraiya answers it. The visitor turns out to be Lord Fukasaku. The great toad sage and Jiraiya's mentor. "Lord Fukasaku, what brings you all the way out here?" Fukasaku says, "It's been a while since we last saw each other Roman-Boy." Jiraiya asks his mentor, "What can we do for you?" Fukasaku looks around for Naruto. "Where's your disciple Jiraiya-boy?" Jiraiya didn't have the right words to say he died, "Well he's no longer with us." I added in, "He died sir. I'm sorry for this loss." Jiraiya told the great toad sage, "Roman is now my new disciple, He'll need more training before he could defeat someone like Madara Uchiha." Fukasaku looked at me and asked, "Why are you planning a quest of revenge? You're going to end up digging two graves." I looked at him, "Not two my Lord, eight. Seven for my enemies and one for myself. And mine's gonna to have to wait." Jiraiya was sure about the people I have to kill. "Roman has had his training put off long enough. Lets go see if he can continue where he left off." Jiraiya says to Fukasaku. "Yes I agree, Roman-Boy we need you to come with us to the mountains to continue your training." I shut down my computer got up and said, "You wont be getting any objections from me sir." Jiraiya, Lord Fukasaku and I all ported to the mountains where Jiraiya trained and were greeted my two toad friends Gamakichi and Gamatatsu. "Hey Roman, How you've been?" Asked Gamakichi, "Yeah, it's been a long time since we last saw each other Gamakichi." I said as I gave him five. Then I told the two a very funny story about me having the flu.
"So you had the flu, What happened?" asked Gamatatsu. I said, "I took a shot of Nyquil, and me being half-minded...I drank a five hour energy drink and spent three hours watching anime. Then out of nowhere, I pictured a girl in a bikini with a nice Double-D rack on her. She said, 'What are you doing up?' I was being so stupid and said to that person, 'Hey baby what's up?' and it turns out it was Kakashi as the chick. He looked and he said, (Imitating Kakashi) 'Ugh! Roman, go to bed.' I let out a good chuckle and said, 'That's what I was about.' And trust me, I don't learn." Everybody starts laughing including Jiraiya. Jiraiya caught his breath and asked, "Is that even true?" I laughed and said, "You could even ask Kakashi. He'll give you the same answer." We had to end our trip down memory lane and begun training.
We set up an obstacle course with terrorist targets and civilian targets. I made sure that my guns were loaded and my combat knife was sharp. As soon as Jiraiya started the stopwatch, I ran like I never ran before. I shot the targets with guns and left the civilians unmarked. As soon as a target came out at close range, I used my combat knife to stab it. I continued to shoot the targets with guns. I ran as fast as I can to the end of the course. Jiraiya stopped the stopwatch and my final time was 29.5 seconds. I had to stop and catch my breath. "You've done part of your training, we've still got more to do after you rest up. The next day, Gamakichi asked me, "Hey Roman, why didn't Naruto come with you guys?" I sighed and said, "I'm afraid Naruto is dead. He died after one of his former teammate's lackey killed him instead of killing me." Then I heard the chief toad Gamabunta say, "Did you say Naruto died?" Jiraiya answered for me, "Unfortunately, he is dead. Roman's telling the truth. And he seeks blood of those who killed the three people he loved and cared about." I got around to meditation and focused all my anger, hatred and rage for Madara Uchiha and made it into chakra for my system. Then I tried using my chakra and focused it into my gun. I shot a round into a thick tree and it went through the whole tree. "That's gonna be Madara Uchiha after I kill him." I spent three days, training exercising, meditating, and fusing all my anger into chakra. I needed to go back to Hells Falls to meet Madara's contact and find out where he is and kill him also any of his flunkies. When I got back there were four Uchiha clan member who happened to grabbed aunt Mikoto and tired to take her to Madara. "What are you doing with my aunt?"
I asked as I pulled out my silenced pistol. The first Uchiha said, "Butt out! This has nothing to do with you. Madara wants this woman." I pointed the pistol at one and shot him. The second pulled out a kunai and tried to stab me. I pulled out my combat knife and managed to kill him without breaking a sweat drop. "If you two motherfuckers want to die, do something stupid. If not, then let the woman go and I'll spare you." The third Uchiha came at me, I shot him in the head and the final was using my aunt as a shield. I had to do this right, I don't want to hit my aunt by any means necessary. I fine aimed my pistol and fired at the last Uchiha's head. I ran over to my aunt as I removed the sack over her head, she was unconscious. Luckily she still had a pulse. So I took sleeping beauty and put her in her bed so she could sleep better.
I needed to make a little visit to Madara's contact. I became yet again Alexi Skargetzka. I popped on my white wig and a false scar. I went out, and met up with Madara's contact. "Are you Alexi Skargetzka?" asked the informant, "Da, I am. You must be informant." The contact handed me information, I handed him a small wad of money. "Keep the money, I need you to take out Madara for me." The contact walked off into the night, I opened the envelope, and inside it...was Intel of his five lackeys and a note that reads, "There is a $5,000,000 reward for anyone who captures or kills the don/dawn or the second in command." I knew for a fact that this battle has stirred a hornets nest and turned into an all out war. When I got back, I presented this Intel to the dawn as she read this information. "It seems we have a meeting we can disrupt and kill all the members." I got on to the internet, and found some layouts of the building where the meeting is going to take place. I found out there are three entrances, the front door, the back door, and the side door.
If Madara and his lackeys use the front the we should use the side and the back doors to fuck them up. Later on, I just laid in bed thinking. I thought, "Maybe in an alternate life or universe, I would've been the one who died instead of Ino." In my mind, this scenario played out. I was in my apartment, watching television and doing nothing else then a knock on the door questions me to answer it. Three men enter, then two of the three grab me and one duct tapes my mouth. Then they all take turns punching me in the stomach. Then one of them will pull out a knife and cut my throat open as I laid in a pool of my blood, dead as a coffin nail. Ino would shortly arrive after the attackers disappear. As soon as Ino would open the door and see my corpse and start crying about me being dead. Then she would've given birth to our child and down the road, our child would've asked... "Mom, what happened to dad?" Then Ino would say, "I'm sorry to say this but, Daddy died before you were born." But instead of me, Ino was killed with our unborn child. When I killed Sauske, He had a smile on his face. I said to myself, "Why the fuck would somebody smile before they would die? Maybe he wanted to be sent to hell before I get there." My aunt stood in front of the door and knocked on the door. "May I come in?" she asked as I granted her request by saying "Yes, your permission is granted."
She walks in and sits on my bed. "So what are you thinking about?" she asked as I laid there in bed noticing how beautiful my aunt Mikoto is. "Has anyone told you how beautiful you look at night." She starts to blush as she pushes me and says, "Roman, Stop. You're making me blush." But yet she really knew where I was going. "When the last time you've had sex?" I asked my aunt as I kissed her neck. "The last time I had sex was after your uncle Jeff and I got married." I knew I was about to commit incest, but it only happens to those who have family blood. Not for people who've been married into the family, Like my auntie. She had a better idea about the situation. She gets up and says, "I'll be right back, I need to change." She went out and I put my ball cap on the doorknob as a way to say, "Do Not Disturb." I then stripped out of day clothes and down to my boxers. She walks into the room wearing a nice piece of lingerie. I looked at her and said, "You look beautiful in that." I noticed I was having a boner because there was a bit of blood taken from my heart and brain and went straight to my downstairs area. "I see someone's excited to see me." says my aunt as she climbed into bed and got on top of me. I pulled out my genitals and inserted in my aunt's love hole. She went up and down on it. Then I got up and removed the string like straps off her shoulders and revealed her lovely luscious breasts. I started sucking and bite on one and she kept on going. She breathed heavily and moaned with pleasure when she rode me. I felt like my body was a hot melting candle, all my worries and cares just faded and melted away. We both came to the big climax, it ended sweetly and perfectly. We shared a long kiss between each other. Then we went to sleep.