Disclaimer: I do not own the amazing show called south park.... stop reminding me!!! T.T

Rated M for language and later chapters

Song is Emergency by Paramore

When Everything Goes Downhill

by midnight harvest moon

Chapter 1

(Kyle POV)

"Man down! Man down!" Cartman yelled, cringing and holding his balls. "Get me back to army base!"

"For the last time Cartman, this is not the Viatom war!" I yelled.

"Shut up Kyle ans respect my leaders authoritah!" He demanded.

"You're team captin, not team leader fatass!" I yelled back, rolling my eyes.

We were in the middle of gym class playing dodge ball and sadly I was stuck with Cartman (who got hit in the balls with a dodge ball.) Stan was stuck in some co-ed thing and Kenny decided to skip gym. He said it "is a waste of time and an excuss to get kids' lazy butts moving." I think he's right.

At the beginning of gym the teacher decided to make a horrible mistake and make the 'nazi' team captin. Now he thinks he rules everyone.

"Cartman! You're out! Go to the side!" The gym teacher shouted.

"I can't move! I've been shot!" Cartman complained.

I walked over to him. "God dammit, get up Cartman!" I wasn't paying attention so I got hit with a dodge ball. "Danmit!"

I dragged Cartman over to the side.

"H-howdy fellas" Butters greeted with a smile and a wave.

"Hi Butters" I replied.

"So you fellas got out to a suppose" Butters was looking at Eric. It was avboius Butters was gay and had a thing for the fatass.

"I did not get out I got shot" replied Cartaman.

"Well that's cool I suppose" Butters responded, looking as awkward as always.

"You're such a retard Cartman" I rolled my eyes.

"Shut up day walker!" I sighed and the bell rang. All the boys ran toawrd the locker room.

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"-and then Cartman got hit in the balls." I was telling Stan about gym at lunchtime.

Stab laughed. "That is fucking hilarious dude!"

"I know right!" I laughed with him.

"Hey! Not funny!" Cartman yelled and flipped us off.

We kept laughing and didn't notice Butters come up behind us. "Well hey fellas what's so- what's so funny?"

We turned around. "Nothing ,Butters, what's up?" Stan greeted.

"Well I was w-wondering," his eyes shifted to Cartman," if Eric wanted to come over to my- my house tonight to er, hang out" Butters offered sounded hopefull.

"What's in it for me?" Cartman asked. So greedy, he is.

"Lots of snackes and cheesy poofs?"

"Deal!" Cartman exclaimed. "I'll be over when I get around to it."

"Okay, cy'a then!" Butters walked off happily.

Everyone was always taking advantage of Butters, especially Cartman. Poor Butters thins he's his friend. I feel bad for him really.

"Is it really a good idea to be taking advantage of him, Cartman?" Stan asked as if reading my mind. He has a tendancy to do that.

"He's just a little fag. I see no wrong."

"I think he likes you" I added in.

He glared at me. "Whatever, jew." He went to stuffing his face with a cheeseburger.

I decided to let it go for now, he'll never learn. Sigh.

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(Cartman POV)

I walked into my house and slammed the door. I wasn't mad, I always slammed doors. I started my daily routine of watching Terrance and Phillups while sitting my big-boned butt on the couch and eating cheesy poofs.

I went to the covert in the kichen and opend the door to find no cheesy poofs. Fucking great.

"Maaaaaaaaaaaaam! We're out of cheesy poofs!"

No answer.

I yelled louder. "Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam!"

Still no answer, 'Why the hell isn't she answering?"

I tried even louder. "Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam!"

This time the reply was a scream of horror.

A/N: Cliiiifffyyyyy! Lol. Sorry about the changing POVs I stink at 2nd and 3rd person. Anyway.....pleeeeease review. It will put a bid smile on my face :D. And I promise the chapters will get longer or my name isn't SPONGE BOB SQUAREPANTS!! Wait that isn't my name.....oh well.