Rating: M for mature. If you don't like sex or filthy language and humor then leave now!

Pairings: YumixUlrich and a little bit of SissixUlrich and OddxSam sorry no Aelita and Jeremie in this specific story!

Storyline: Ulrich is the "virgin" heartthrob. He really likes this girl...Sissi! She's more the girl who likes guys with a bit of experience so Ulrich's shit out of luck. Except theres another girl named Yumi who is the school slut. If he can convince her to help him in the acts of sex and love maybe he'll win his dream girl. But..who is his dream girl? Sissi or Yumi?

*~ Lesson 1: Kissing ~*

Days had passed since Yumi and Ulrich had made their little 'agreement' about Ulrich's lessons. Why was she helping him so willingly? Was she crazy? "Somethings obviously not write about this girl. Why would she do this?" Ulrich thought to himself one night. Odd being his best friend knew about the whole lessons agreement and of course had to put his two cents in.

"Ulrich maybe you should just let her help you in this. You could use some help you know?" Odd said.

"Weren't you the one who lectured me about finding the right girl to settle down with? And now you want the school slut touching me or...more?" Ulrich exclaimed with surprise in his voice.

"Hey watch it buddy that's my girl's best friend." Odd warned. "Plus maybe she just has a thing for you. Maybe that's why she wants to help you so badly. She wants that German dick." Odd said smirking at the blushing red Ulrich.

"HIGHLY DOUBT THAT!" Ulrich shouted in frusteration and buried his head in his pillows.

"When's the next time you're meeting her anyway?" Odd said trying to change the subject a little. Ulrich lifted his head and looked to Odd.

"Tomorrow. I'm kinda scared. What if she tries to fuck my brains out?"

Odd chuckled humorously and laid down in his bed. "That's not usually a bad thing Ulrich. But don't worry about it good buddy. Yumi will take good care of you." Ulrich groaned and laid his down on his pillow and waited for sleep to come. But his head was swimming with way too many thoughts. Why in the world did he agree to go through with this?

The next night as promised Ulrich made his way to Yumi's dorm room. He took a deep breath and knocked on her door. He heard rustling and saw Yumi to greet him in a very sexy black skin tight dress with sleeves with her shoulders exposed. Her makeup was beautiful and her long slender legs looked so soft and touchable. Ulrich gulped. Oh god what did he get himself in to?

"Hey Stern. Ready for your first lesson?" Yumi said smirking at his reaction to her appearance.

"Why do I get the feeling that you're gettign some kind of pleasure from doing this? Why are you dressed like that anyway? Some big fuck date after this?" Ulrich spat at her. If she was fucking with his emotions he'd fuck back with her. He was not in the mood for her bullshit. Ulrich actuall took in her bedroom for the first time and expected to find condoms, thongs and even sex toys but found it to be kinda normal looking. He saw she had dark pink blankets and sheets on the bed and black flower wall decorations and what looked to be a drawing pad on the desk.

"No! Maybe I just wanted to look good for you!" She spat back. Ulrich blinked in surprise and sighed. "Look Yumi..I'm sorry ok? I'm frusterated and tired and you actually look really beautiful and.." Yumi put her finger to his lips silencing him and smiled.

"You're forgiven now are you ready for your lesson or not?" She smiled. He smiled back and nodded. "What's today's lesson?"

"Kissing." Yumi said nonchalantly and pushed Ulrich down on her bed and crawled on top of him. "Umm Yumi..Yumi! What..what are you doing?" Ulrich stuttered and was met with Yumi's lips to his. Eventually he let his hormones get the better of him and he started to kiss back but just as quickly as it started Yumi pulled away from Ulrich with a slight frown.

"Um no offense Stern but have you actually made out with a girl before?" Yumi asked.

"Of course!" Ulrich shouted and jumped off her bed. How dare she ask him that. Yumi lifted her eyebrow and gave him a 'tell me the truth' look. "I'm serious! Why would you ever ask that?"

"Well..you're kinda..ok answer this. When you made out with girls in the past did they look like they were having fun?" Yumi asked. Ulrich opened his mouth about to say something but quickly shut it. The girls never did look like they were into it as much and he never heard from them again after. Oh my god..did he suck at kissing? No wonder Sissi didn't want him! Ulrich groaned sadly and threw himself on Yumi's bed.

"Stern don't be so dramatic. You're not bad at kissing you're just kind of sloppy. With my help you can be an awesome kisser."

Ulrich lifted his head and raised an eyebrow. "How? I suck." Yumi rolled her eyes. "Well for one don't use so much tongue and you have to use you're hands in it too. Don't let you're dick desires take over what you're doing." She said. He nodded in understanding. "Now kiss me again and see if you can do better." She said patiently and closed her eyes waiting for Ulrich to make the first move. Ulrich took a deep breath and gently laid his lips onto Yumi's. He softly pressed his tongue to her lips making her open her mouth and their tongue wrestled passionately. Yumi grew more aggressive and bit Ulrich's lip making him moanly softly. He then ran his hands through her silky hair and kissed more passionately. Wow he had never kissed a girl like this before he thought. Yumi finally seperated from the kiss breathing heavily and looking a little flushed.

"Wow Stern a whole lot better." She praised. "Nice touch with you running your hand through my hair too. Girls really like that." Ulrich smiled.

"Thank god." He chuckled.

"But you still need to control yourself." Yumi said looking at his crotch. He immediately placed his hands over his crotch and blushed deeply.

"Hey it's not as easy as it looks. It's hard!" Ulrich exclaimed. "Oh yeah I can see that." Yumi said chuckling.

"Not like that!" He shouted and blushed more.

"Okay okay I'm sorry." Yumi apologized. "Wow I'm so glad I don't have you're equipment." She giggled. "Well I think that's all for tonight can come back for tomorrow's lesson."

"Can I have a hint of what it is so I'm prepared?" Ulrich asked.

Yumi pondered for a minute and smirked. "Don't wear underwear." Ulrich had a curious face on but didn't question her. "Alright whatever." He said and got up from her bed and walked to her door.

"See ya slut." He said playfully and kissed her one last time on the lips. She blushed slightly and shook her head.

"See you virgin." She countered back playfully and shut her door.

Back in Ulrich and Odd's room Odd was up waiting for Ulrich to tell him about his lesson.

"Wow Odd you're still up?"

"Waiting for you to come back so I can heard the juicy details." Odd winked.

"We didn't really do anything but kiss." Ulrich said. "Aww thats cute...and kinda boring. She didn't even give you a handjob?" Odd asked.

"Maybe that's tomorrow. She did say not to wear underwear for the next lesson." Ulrich said shrugging his shoulders. "All I care about now is getting some sleep." He said and laid on his bed tiredly.

"Man I hope this whole ordeal works out for you good buddy." Odd yawned and turned facing the wall in his bed instantly falling alseep.

Ulrich yawned too and whispered into the night. "Yeah...me too."

~* To Be Continued *~

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