We're Wizards, Not Warriors: What If
Volume 6:
Chapter 1: ALIENS!
"And welcome back to another What If story", Luz said.
Luz and her friends were gathered around once again.
"I'm always so excited to do these kinds of stories", Ahsoka said.
Amity asked, "what are we doing this time Luz?"
Luz said, "a story about…. Aliens!"
The kids asked, "Aliens?"
"Yep, and I was inspired by many old scifi Alien movies from back home, such as the Thing", Luz said.
The others asked, "the Thing?"
"The Thing is a movie about an alien organism that takes over the bodies of humans and when exposed transforms into a very scary looking monster", Luz explained.
Amity said, "woah."
"I have a few clips of the movie downloaded on my phone, I'll show you", Luz said as she played a couple of scenes from the Thing and its prequel of the same name.
This intrigued the others.
"Those transformations are both awesome…. And gross", Galen said.
The others nodded in agreement.
"Well then, let's start this What if story….", Luz said.
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Earth, 2018….
We then see a town called Lakeshore, that's located in the state of New York.
It was your typical small town.
People were going around doing their business.
They didn't have a care in the world.
We then see a young man riding his bike through the town.
They had short brown hair and dressed in a blue hoodie and black jeans.
This was Sam Skywalker.
A young man of 18 years old.
Sam eventually made it to a diner.
The sign on the diner said; Skywalker Diner, Home of the World Famous Bacon Star-Burger!
This diner was owned by his family.
The family, which people joked coincidentally shared the last name of the famous Star Wars character, had lived in this town and ran this diner for many years.
Sam then parked his bike in the bike rack.
He whistled as he walked to the doors.
Sam then opened the door and walked inside the diner.
He called out, "alas, I return!"
"Over here Sam", a voice called out from the kitchen.
Sam smirked and walked over to the kitchen.
He then made it to the kitchen and saw his parents.
His father was grilling some burgers on the stove.
His mother was slicing up the lettuce and other vegetables.
Sam said, "hey mom. Hey dad."
"Hi Sam", the two parents said.
These were Sam's parents, who were once again coincidentally named Anakin and Padme.
Padme asked, "how did your last day of school go, Son?"
Sam said, "great. I'm thankful to be outta there!"
Anakin asked, "why is that Sam?"
Sam said, "the girls wouldn't stop flirting with me. Ugh, it was so annoying!"
Padme asked, "again? Those girls wouldn't leave you alone?"
Sam said, "nope! It happened all day…."
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In Science Class….
A redhead said, "oh Sam, these biology notes are so confusing! Wanna help me study them behind the school?"
Sam groaned, "these notes are about the frog's life cycle. You know this!"
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In Math Class….
A brunette said, "hey Sam. Wanna find a quiet place to…. Study?"
Sam groaned, "I'm busy trying to solve these equations."
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In Cooking Class….
A blonde said, "hey Sammy. Wanna taste my juicy sweets?"
Sam ate one of her cookies and said, "bleh! You used salt instead of sugar!"
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In Gym Class….
A muscular girl said, "Sam! Can you help me stretch and limber up?"
Sam was hanging from the bleachers after tripping and yelled, "SERIOUSLY?!"
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At Lunch….
A voluptuous black haired girl said, "Samuel? I got covered in juice and need help getting naked!"
Sam was getting a second helping as he said, "just spray yourself off in the locker room."
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In Health Class….
A Latina girl said, "Sam, don't you find sex ed so exciting?"
Sam rolled his eyes and said, "as exciting as watching my sister read a dictionary…. I already know all this stuff."
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In Language Arts….
A white haired girl bluntly said, "wanna make out?"
Sam simply said, "I'm gay. What do you think?"
(Note, he'd bi-sexual, but he said this to make her stop.)
The white haired girl was silent for a few minutes.
….
Sam said to his parents, "I swear, they were like vultures!"
"Oh you poor thing", Padme said as she hugged her son.
Sam chuckled and said, "don't worry. It'll take a lot more than what those girls tried to get into my pants."
"That's my boy", Anakin said.
Sam chuckled.
"I made you some dinner Sam, it's over there", Padme said as she pointed to a counter.
Sam smiled and said, "thanks mom."
Sam went over to the counter.
"Would it be okay if after I'm done with lunch, I can head over to Walmart? I want to buy myself some new clothes", Sam said.
Anakin said, "sure, buddy. Just make sure you bring your flashlight and pocket knife in case it gets dark out."
"I will dad, I promise", Sam said.
Anakin said Padme smiled at their son.
Sam smiled back at them as he headed out the kitchen to a table to eat his dinner.
He sat down as he looked down at his meal.
It was a hamburger with french fries. Sam smiled in joy.
Sam then began to eat his dinner.
It tasted great, as it usually did.
His parents were the best chefs ever.
No one could resist his parents cooking.
An old family recipe passed down since 1945, when his great grandpa opened Skywalker Diner.
The diner was a huge hit upon its opening.
It had even been where his parents had met.
Sam smiled as he remembered how his father told him, how he met his mother.
He had been waiting tables when he went to Padme's table.
When he asked her what she wanted, she replied, "a cheeseburger, fries, and your number."
And after giving her his number, Anakin and Padme would go on a few dates and then get married.
And that led to them starting a family together.
He had two older siblings.
Luke, his older brother who worked as a school teacher.
He was also in a relationship with Mara Jade.
Sam's older sister, Leia, worked at the mayor's office and dated a mechanic named Han, who had a cute german shepherd named Chewie.
Sam got to meet Han and Chewie.
Han was a nice guy, and Chewie was a very friendly dog.
Mara Jade was also very kind to Sam.
Sam saw her as another sister.
Sam appreciated his family.
But due to being the youngest child…. His parents were protective of him. He understood why, though. He seemed to be a ladies magnet, despite being as straight as a curved arrow.
That meaning: he was bi-sexual, leaning more towards men.
He also loved to wear women's clothing.
It made him feel special.
But he still hasn't found true love yet.
He hoped to find the right man or woman soon.
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Later….
Sam is at Walmart in the clothes section.
They're looking at some new yoga pants.
"These look good", Sam said as he put the yoga pants inside the cart.
He then heads over to check the Women's underwear section.
Sam picked up two sets of bras.
They were purple and black.
"I love them both. So I'll take both of them", Sam said.
Sam placed both bras into his cart.
He then picked up two sets of panties.
Blue and pink.
He then placed them in his cart.
"While I'm here…. I'll go get some snacks for me and my family", Sam said.
Sam made his way to the grocery section of the store.
"I'll ask them what they want", Sam said as he took out his red IPhone and began to text his parents and siblings.
The phone rang for a few moments.
Then his father picked up.
He replied, "hello?"
Sam asked, "hi dad…. I'm here at Walmart, I wanted to ask if you or mom, Luke and Leia wanted something from the store?"
Anakin said, "sure. Let me ask the others."
Sam waited for a few minutes.
Then his father had told him what he and the others wanted.
He said, "your mom wants some BBQ potato chips, Leia would like some chocolate covered pretzels, Luke wants OREO's, and I'd like some popcorn."
"Okay, thanks dad", Sam said.
After the call ended, Sam grabbed the various snacks, including his favorite. Herr's salt and vinegar chips.
He then went over to grab a few drinks.
Some tea, fizzy waters, and soda.
Sam then heads over to check out and pay for the stuff.
He soon got in line.
Sam then saw on his phone what time it was.
Six O'clock. It was getting dark out by now.
"Good thing I bought my flashlight and pocket knife", Sam whispered.
Then Sam finally paid for all the stuff he bought and headed out to the exit.
He had to get home before it got too dark.
Sam then heads towards his bike.
He got on his bike and began his ride back home.
Sam was now pedaling down a street.
He had his flashlight on and strapped to the handlebars.
"Thank god I brought my flashlight", Sam said.
Sam was better able to see his surroundings.
Then a cat ran by Sam's bike.
Sam said, "woah!"
Sam was able to stop his bike and prevent himself from falling.
He said, "phew! That was close."
Sam then saw the cat run off.
"Stupid cat", Sam muttered.
He groaned as he got back to pedaling home.
He passed by a few houses.
The kinds you see in a lot of small towns.
Sam then made it to his home.
He found his gaze drifting towards the house next door.
In that house lived four men.
Sam assumed they were probably brothers.
Though Sam found them to be weird at times.
They seemed…. Other worldly.
Sam then took his bike and put it inside the garage.
Sam grabs the grocery bags. He then made his way inside.
"I'm home", Sam called out.
He heard his mom say, "I'm in the kitchen."
Sam walked towards the kitchen.
"Hi Mom", Sam said.
Padme said, "hey, sweety."
"I bought all the stuff you guys wanted", Sam said.
Padme asked, "thank you Sam ,how was your trip back home?"
"Fine, until I almost fell from my bike after a cat ran in front of me", Sam said.
Padme asked, "oh! Are you okay?"
"Yes I'm okay, I managed to stop myself from falling off my bike", Sam said.
Padme said, "phew. Good."
Sam then took out the snacks, beverages and the clothes he bought out of the bags.
Sam said, "I also bought some ingredients for s'mores, for our annual labor day bonfire barbecue."
"Thank you so much Sam", Padme said.
Sam smiled and hugged his mom.
Padme hugged her son back.
Afterwards, Sam took his things to his room.
Sam closed the door and began to try on his new underwear he bought.
He was so excited.
Sam removed his shirt and then his pants.
As he stood in his underwear, he looked out the window.
He saw two of his neighbors through their window.
A man with blue hair and red eyes, and a blonde man with onyx colored eyes.
And they were making out!
Sam had to stop himself from gasping. He tried to look away…. But he just couldn't!
He felt so aroused by this.
He moved for a closer look.
He saw the two men continue to make out and they were now french kissing. This aroused Sam so much.
But Sam then saw something weird happen…. The blonde's tongue seemed to grow longer!
'What the fuck!? Tongues aren't supposed to be that long', Sam thought.
As the kiss ended, the blonde saw Sam and gave a seductive smirk.
Sam felt his face turn red.
Did they…. Did they want him to join in?!
Sam felt himself more aroused.
He was thankful he still had his panties on.
Sam then closed his window and pulled the curtains over them.
He groaned as he looked down at the tent in his panties.
"Aww shit", Sam muttered.
He couldn't leave his room like this!
He wouldn't let his dad see him like this!
He muttered, "I think a trip to the computer is in order…."
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A few minutes later….
Sam had finally calmed his arousal down thanks to a few select sites on his computer.
"I'm glad I calmed it down….", Sam said
Sam was glad he calmed himself down.
He was now wearing a nightgown.
Sam was gonna get ready for bed.
Sam heard knocking on his door.
"Come in", Sam said softly.
Anakin entered his son's room.
Sam said, "hey dad."
"Hi son", Anakin said.
Sam asked, "is something wrong Dad?"
Anakin said, "I'm just a little worried about ya."
Sam asked confused, "worried about me? What do you mean dad?"
Anakin sighed and sat on Sam's bed.
Sam then sat down next to his father.
Sam asked, "well?"
Anakin said, "it's just…. You're getting older…. And I still see you as my baby boy…. I'm worried what'll happen when you find love…."
Sam then hugged his father.
Anakin hugged back.
"It's okay Dad…. Just because one day I might find love…. Doesn't mean I'll forget you", Sam said.
Sam gave a small smile.
Anakin gave a small smile and kissed Sam's forehead.
Sam chuckles and says, "I love you, dad."
"I love you too son", Anakin said softly.
The two held each other for a few moments.
Anakin then left his son's room and said goodnight to him.
After that, Sam did his nightly routine and got himself tucked in.
Sam then slowly fell asleep.
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