When I woke up I was in a room, I was soaked. I looked around, trying to find something to wear. My eyes landed on a beautiful green dress. "You can't be serious." I said. I changed into the dress but before I came out I yelled, "I'm only wearing this because I have to!"

"Who are you talking to?" I heard someone say when I walked out. I looked around me, then someone picked me up bridle style. "Oh, my Alice! I've been waiting for you!"

"Put me down!" I yelled and kicked him. He dropped me.

"My, my a lady should not do that." He said.

"Well, it's a good thing I don't wanna be a lady, I'm a girl and nothing more. I will never be a proper young lady." I said, putting my hands on my hips and turning around. When I turned around, I came face to face with Eleanor and Alois. I fell back but Alois caught me before I hit the ground.

"Alois, quit smothering poor Alice!" Eleanor said. "She needs to get going!"

"True." He said. "Well, I'll see you around, Alice." He kissed my hand and disappeared.

"Now, come on Alice!" Eleanor said grabbing my hand and pulling me to a weird looking house.

"Where are we?" I asked. She didn't answer me. She pushed me in the building. I started sneezing. "Where am I?" I said.

"You are in my domain." I heard a boy say. "I am the duchess." He said. I looked at my hands and saw I had a potato in one hand and a knife in the other.

"What? Why do I have a potato?" I asked.

"You are one of my servants." The boy said.

"Oh hell no!" I said and threw the potato and knife on the ground and walked away.

"Every food we get here is a gift from the gods." The duchess said. "We cannot waist any of it. You must be punished." Then when I turned around I got a curry bun shoved in my mouth.

"Hm, its actually quite good." I said then I started to feel funny and before I knew it, I was starting to grow. After a while, the duchess started to walk away.

"Fair well Alice!" he said

"Hey! Where are you going come back here and change me back!" I shouted. I looked down and saw that I was stuck in the Eifel tower. "God! You can't eat or drink anything here without something happening!"