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Special great thanks to HotelKatz and Shigur3 for beta-reading this fic. You're the best!

Haruka couldn't help but be worried about her husband, so she managed to pull some strings to have an old friend look after her shop at the last minute. She arrived at the dorm, luckily for her, she always has a spare key in her pocket. As she got inside, she could hear a loud noise coming from the living room. She casually walked towards the living room. Everyone but Keitaro was pre-occupied with the party. 'Where is that husband of mine?' Just then, someone spoke up.

"Too bad, Keitaro's missing out on a great party," Kitsune stated as she chugged her drink.

"But sempai looked so worn out," Shinobu replied.

Naru nodded bitterly. "He better not be at the hot-springs bathing. We'll going to be there soon."

"Will you give the guy a break?" The heavy drinker laid her cup down. "Plus we all saw him going upstairs so stop being paranoid."

The female Urashima smirked as she sneaked off to the stairs. 'At least now I know where he is."

-

Keitaro shivered violently as he dumped a bucket full of icy cold water over his head. He can recall his parent's words in his head. "Damn it, why does it have to be so hard?" He grabbed his bucket and added more water. "All I want is my parents to get off my case. So what if I married Haruka early?" He looked through the window. The night sky was beautiful. It reminded him of the day that he proposed to her on his eighteenth birthday. "I would regret it if I didn't do it."

"I'm glad that you feel the same way because so would I."

He blushed as he recognized the voice behind him. "How did you get here?"

"Are you complaining, my Kei?"

"No, not really." He feels her arms wrap around him. His anger slowly dissolved from her touch. "I'm glad that you're here, Ruka. I have something to discuss."

Haruka embraced her husband. "That doesn't sound good."

"It's not," He said bitterly, "I have spoken to my parents. Apparently they've added more to the bargain behind our backs."

"When and how?"

"I don't know when they did it but it happened."

~

"Hello Dad, we need to talk."

"Yes, we just heard from your wife that you got into Tokyo U."

"I held my end. Now it's your turn."

"Keitaro, congratulations on getting into the university..."

"Thank you." He remarked dryly. "But?"

"Keitaro, don't take that tone with us!"

'Great, he put me on speakerphone.' "Mother, how should I talk to you?"

His mother just ignored his last question. "I didn't raise you to be disrespectful young man. Anyway, now that you're a student of Tokyo University, onto the next part..."

"What are you talking about?"

"You know that there are conditions after Tokyo U. I mean you did agree it with your Grandma."

He feels his blood boiling with rage. "What?" That wasn't the original agreement!"

"Surely your grandmother told you about the last condition. Your mother and I had to agree to it."

"No, she didn't." His voice went ice-cold. 'Judging by the tone of his voice, its sounds like Granny Hina pressured them to agree with her.'

"But Keitaro, we are worrying about your future. You got married too soon and without our permission. We would like to know if you can support yourself and your wife." His father added.

"Fine, I'll have to talk to Haruka first before we can discuss even further," He scoffed.

"Keitaro, congratulations on getting into Tokyo University. We knew you could do it."

'Could they really be my parents?' "Thanks, but I still have to talk to Haruka first before we can discuss this further," He stated.

"Keitaro, congratulations on getting into Tokyo University once again. We knew you could do it."

"Thank you, we'll talk later. Bye, Mother. Bye, Father."

~

"I'm trying my best to calm down but right now, I'm sick and tired of my parents. Having Granny on our side isn't helping, either. In fact, I think she's the root of our problems." The married man held his wife's hand. "I hate being an Urashima."

"My poor Keitaro." Haruka purred into his ear. "You need to relax."

"Here?" His eyes widened.

Her hands caressed his naked body. "Why not?"

"The girls would murder me, especially Naru."

"She needs to get laid but right now, she's downstairs and we're up here." She kissed around the side of his head but paused as she reached his lips. "It's my duty as your wife to help and heal my husband." She captured his lips with hers for a long passionate kiss. His mind went numb after that kiss. He watched Haruka stand up and slowly take off the towel around his waist. She leaned towards her husband. Keitaro moaned as her tongue glided against his neck. "Mine." She laid her hand on his cock. It only took a few seconds of her being next to him and touching his private part to make it rise. She ran her tongue down to his stomach. Normally, she would tease him by licking and sucking every part of his body and leaving the best part til last. But she needed him. She wanted him. She began to suck his cock.

He groaned as he enjoyed his wife's head bobbing up and down between his legs. "Ruka..."

Naru approached the landlord's bathroom. 'I wonder if he's okay.' She was about to knock on the door but she blushed as she heard him moan. Her embarrassment turned into anger. 'He's doing that here?'

She burst down his door. She blushed when she saw Keitaro in his birthday suit, sitting down with his hands covering his erect privates. "How could you do that here, you fucking bastard?" She launched the poor guy into the next town over.

-

Luckily for Haruka, Naru didn't notice her in the bathroom. Her sight was blinded with pure anger that all she could focus on was the flying Keitaro. The secretly married Urashima slipped out with her clothes and went to the next room so she can change.

-

"What happened? We heard you boot Keitaro. What did he do this time?" Kitsune was running towards her.

"That idiot was pleasuring himself here, of all places!" She spat out. "To think, I was actually worried about that perverted asshole."

-

'Damn it, I can't defend my own husband's honor.' She could hear their conversation. 'Think, Haruka, think.' She smirked. 'I got it!' She slowly left the other room and approached the unsuspecting girls. She cleared her throat as loud as she could. "Could someone tell me what happened to my nephew?" She asked as calmly as she could. 'God, I hate using that word for my Keitaro!' She screamed in her mind. She walked towards the girls. "I was talking to him while I was outside his window. We were having a good conversation until I heard someone yelling." She looked at the girls. "Then I saw him flying again."

Naru looked sheepish while Kitsune still looked confused.

'I could be an actress.' Haruka shook her head. "Normally, I would stay away from your fights," She silently added. 'I can't because of my in-laws.' "What in the world did Keitaro do to make you so mad that you have to destroy his private washroom?"

"Yea, Naru, what happened here?" The gambler's eyebrow raised. "Fine." She told her what had happened. She crossed her arms. "I know that he's a relative of yours but he has no morals. He shouldn't do that in here. What if Shinobu or Su heard him?"

'She had the audacity to call my husband a pervert when she just eavesdropped on my special time with him in his OWN bathroom?' "Naru, you really need to double-check your definition of pervert. You went over the line here. You keep insisting that Keitaro waits for you guys in the hot-springs yet you're here, next to his bathroom and listening to him masturbate!"

"But Haruka..."

"Normally, I just ignore your squabbles with Keitaro but this is below the belt." 'Plus I was warned not to interfere, thank you Granny Hina.' She continued on with a straight face. "Naru, if you keep making up poor excuses like that, sooner or later nobody will believe you."

The auburn tenant was speechless but kept her mouth shut to avoid the anger of the former house-mother.

Haruka studied the hole in her secret beloved's washroom. "I don't think that it's appropriate that my family has to pay for your damages. As your punishment, you could either pay for it or your parents will."

"I will. There's no need to talk to either my Mom or my Dad."

"Good." The smoker scooped up Keitaro's clothes. "Excuse me, I have to find my naked relative before he gets in trouble with cops, again." She exited as quickly as possible.

"Damn it!" Naru cried out, once the smoker was out of sight. "I don't think I have to pay for it. I'm just a tenant here."

"Naru, just be glad thats all you got. She can do worse than that," Kitsune hinted.

Remembering the previous punishments that she received in the past while Haruka was in charge, Naru's shoulders sagged down and her anger subsided. "You're right. I'll see you later. I really need to take a bath." She headed downstairs to the hot-springs.

Kitsune slowly walked to her room. Something about Haruka didn't make sense to her. She did trust the former house mother but something in Haruka's eyes said something else. She tried to speculate on it but groaned in frustration. 'Forget about it! I'll think about it another day. It's time for another drink.'