Okay! Couple things! I apologize for the argument between me and Addy. You see we were arguing because...
Adele~ Should I tell em...?
Addy- Sure, but say it quietly.
Adele~ Why quietly?
Addy- Don't ask.
Adele~ Ok... well we were fighting because... SHE ATE MY PLAY DOUGH! Then threw scissors in my face. When she ate my play dough it really hit home ya know? So I said mean things...
Addy- I said mean things back and-
Adele~ Then we kicked each others shins for a good two days, non-stop...
A&A~ THEN WE MADE UP!
BlueBird~ So now they're good and we ALL apologize for the inconvenience.
Adele~ Can I have play dough now?
BB~ I must apologize yet again for my slowness. School takes up so much time. So please be patient... PWEES, FOR THE BASEBALL PLAYING TOMATOES! I made this chapter quite long for you guys for an exception of my slowwwwwwwnessss but it may not be the best chapter. Meaning it may be dry in some parts. I apologize again... On another note, I have the great honor of welcoming a new character! My best friend-
BlackCat- HEY!
BB~ ONE of my best friends, to our story. I sorta got her started in writing a fanfic on OHSHC and now her story and ours is combining in a way. I know it's spontaneous and too early but... hey, she's funny and a great addition to the story. Her Pen is: RocksMakeGoodPets. Sooooooooo check her profile out... enjoy and... read!
BTW! This first part in italics is a dream... Sorry... it disappointed me too how it wasn't reality... but... the docs kept telling me it wasn't real but oooookaaay...
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Adele
"La, lala, la la la la." Addy sang as we skipped arm in arm down a blue brick road surrounded by purple roses. Ahead was a red castle that randomly glittered green.
Suddenly the ground shook below us and Godzilla erupted from the ground, blocking our path.
"Oh no! It's the dangerous GODZILLA!" Addy screamed.
"This is a job for-"
"CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS!" We yelled together and he himself, underwear and all, randomly appeared next to us.
"I can do it! Just go girls! Get to the red castle!" He ran up to Godzilla but was only blocked by none other than Dr. Diaper holding what looks like… like… a detonator!
"HAHAHA you can't stop us now Underpants!" he pressed the big red button on the detonator.
We heard ticking from the Captain's polka dotted cape.
"Sorry mister Underpants, but we need to run away from you in slow motion now." Me and Addy turned and ran from the unfortunate Mr. Underpants.
As we ran (in slow motion, I must add) I looked at Addy and she had her mouth open like she was yelling and with an expression on her face like she smelled something bad. The explosion went off behind us as we fell down to the ground.
I looked up to the explosion but something white and soft hit my face. I unwrapped it from my head and looked.
It was Captain Underpants, underpants.
"Oh, I really don't wanna know what he did in these." I said and let it go into the wind.
"HAHA HA HA! I KEEL HIM!" Me and Addy turned around to see Achmed the Dead Terrorist laughing his turban off.
"It's Achmed the dead terrorist!"
"Are you scared?" Addy and I looked at one another.
"Nah."
"Ah, HA!" He yelled, "How 'bout now?"
"No, sorry…" I paused, "Achmed… What cha doing here?"
"Oh, I was jus-" He started but was cut off by a random playing of…
It's Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday Gettin' down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend
"Oh no! Please turn off this song! It will keel us!" Achmed screamed, fell backwards and disappeared in a random darkness screaming "IT WILL KEEL US!"
My alarm clock was blaring that song to wake me up.
Big mistake.
Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
I picked up the alarm clock in one hand, getting a good grip on it.
Fun, fun, fun, fun Lookin' forward to the weekend
7:45, we're drivin' on the highway
Cruisin' so fast, I want time to fly
*CRASH*
Hey she said that she wanted time to fly, right? I was just helping her out.
I got out of bed and walked over to the wall that now had alarm clock pieces below it.
Ok, lemme just get this straight. I do not, nor will I ever hate Rebecca Black. I just think that she is just trying to make a name for herself, we pretty much all are, but I really DO NOT like that song!
I turned towards the door and walked downstairs to the kitchen, made some tea, and got some left over slices of cake.
Hey, we had to have something for breakfast right?
As I was also making Addy her coffee, I heard her alarm clock go off with an annoying beeping noise that just kept getting louder and louder till I heard a moan followed by a CRASH!
Then silence.
Minutes passed and didn't hear A get up so I fixed a little cup of steaming hot coffee, added two ice cubes to cool it at least a degree, and headed up to A's room.
She was laying diagonal on the bed wearing a white tank top with a 'devil bunny' on it that said "YOU CAN'T HOP THE POWER!" with matching black flannel pants with red bunny ear print.
I looked at her sleeping form, the semi hot coffee, down to the pieces of the alarm clock, back to her, the coffee, alarm clock pieces, ect. until I got bored and raised the coffee over her and poured the coffee on her head.
All I can say is: Man, I should've video taped it.
Next time.
She screamed on top of her lunges, jumped up and ran around the room twice screaming "!"
"WHY IN THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT?" she yelled at me.
"I had to get you up some how." I said rather bluntly.
"BUT YOU JUST HAD TO POUR," she smelled herself, "STEAMING HOT COFFEE ON ME? YOU WASTED THE COFFEE!"
"There is extra coffee and cake down stairs for you when you are done getting ready. I will feed the dogs and let them out. Get ready and don't forget to change your underwear." I told her and walked out of the room swiftly with her little yorkie following after me licking some extra coffee off of her face.
"FRANKIE! SCOOBY! COME GET BREAKFAST!" I heard little running feet of the dachshunds coming down the stairs. I fed them and headed upstairs to ready myself for school.
I did my little restroom routine I heard Addy make herself some coffee.
When I walked into the kitchen I had a foul look on my face. Addy saw me and she stood straight up with her cake and backed up to the counter.
"W-What did you find out?" She looked scared.
"What do you mean? What did you do? Oh god, what did you find in my room?" I paused, "What did you do in my room?" Her expression changed to her smiling, eating a bite of cake, and wiggling her eyebrows.
"Ok, one, that's creepy, two, stay out of my room, three, how can you wear this frilly, yellow, ugly looking cupcake thing? I mean, I hate dresses, but this is disgusting."
"I normally don't. I just wore it yesterday to see if you would wear it and may I say, you look ridiculous."
"You look exactly like me, A." I said.
"That's beside the point. All I'm saying is that my wearing that fruit loop is rare."
"So that means that you can wear anything? Shoot! I'm getting this shit off!" I yelled and started to take off the dress while running to my room while tripping and running into walls.
"I'm FREE!" I screamed as the dress slid to the floor. I pulled out of my dresser some jeans, my marching band t-shirt, and a gray hoodie.
I walked back into the kitchen where Addy hadn't moved.
"This is much better." I said and picked up my piece of cake. I looked across to Addy and something seemed to click in our heads.
"Where did this cake come from?" We said in unison.
"I didn't make any last night…" I trailed off. We looked from our plates up to one another then back to the cake.
"Whatever." Addy said and took another piece.
LIKE AN UNDERWATER UNICORN
THEY GOT A KICKASS FACIAL HORN
THEY'RE THE JEDI OF THE SEA
THEY STOP CTHULY EATING YE
NARWHALS, THEY ARE NARWHALS, NARWHALS
JUST DON'T LET THEM TOUCH YOUR BALLS
NARWHALS, THEY ARE NARWHALS
INVENTORS OF THE SHISHKEBAB!
Addy sang and danced around the sidewalk. People where stopping and staring at her. Of course she doesn't care nor will she ever. If she was annoying someone, she'd take it as an accomplishment.
I whipped out my Ipod and video taped her 'performance', well I had to make up for this morning somehow, yes? She didn't even know…
Youtube here we come.
She finally turned around and saw me but I kept my video going.
"Are you video taping me?"
"No, I'm following you around with my Ipod while it's on video. There's a difference."
"Oh! Well that makes sense." She exclaimed sarcastically and made funny faces at the camera.
About five minutes later of her intense and growing to be annoying singing, we made it to the our high school.
Walking through the iron gates, Addy and I just so happen to notice the twins talking to some guy with brown hair with really big brown eyes.
"RUN BEFORE THEY CATCH US!" Addy and I yelled/ whispered and we ran for the school before those creepy twins saw us.
Running up and down random stairs and receiving many glares from some stuck up kiddies, we finally stopped to take a breath in an abandoned hallway. Like no one was there. I was expecting for some like roll of wheat rolling on the ground.
Creepy.
"Where are we?" I asked A.
"I thought you knew!"
"What? I was following YOU!"
"Well then why were you in lead?"
"I wasn't!"
"Yes you were!"
"NO I WAS NOT!"
"Y- wait," She paused as if she was hearing something. "Yeah I was in lead." she smiled proudly.
"No dip Sherlock! Now get us the heck out of here."
"Well how do you expect me to know that?"
"You've been here longer than me!"
"That doesn't mean I actually paid attention and there'sno need to yell…," she paused yet again, "WHERE ARE WE!" She screamed.
"Ugh, fine." I pulled out my Ipod, went to Google, and searched for a map of Ouran Academy.
Google knows all.
It will be our ruler one of these days.
With McDonald french fries, Twinkies, cockroaches, and Hobos.
Like legit.
I looked at images and found where we were and found that we were in the closed off part of the school.
How did we get in if it's closed off?
Looking at the map, we eventually found ourselves back the entrance.
"ALL HAIL GOOGLE!" Addy yelled. But then I heard another set of yelling.
"My Haruhi! Don't worry! Daddy will save you!" A rather high pitched man yell came from somewhere. Then some higher pitched yelling came a triumphant 'HAZZAH'.
Wait… hazzah…? That reminds me of…
"Adele… why are you looking so intense? It's creepy." A commented.
"Uh, no reason. Just planning your demise," I smiled wickedly at her, "Come on, lets head to class."
We were in 1A classroom, with thirteen minutes and thirty-four seconds left and counting, and getting a better look at the big brown eyed guy, he looked very… girlish. But hey, I was never very good at determining genders. Sometimes I cant even determine my own…
No commentary needed on that statement.
It's just the eyes that get me. Big. Girlish.
Whatever. If he is a girl then that's his problem. His life. I just need to mind my own business.
I felt my phone uncomfortably buzz and I "sneakily" slid it open to see a text message from my best friend Eden.
-what's wrong with the world?-
~it ate too much burritos.~ I looked up to the teacher who was just sitting behind his computer, probably on facebook, and wasn't paying attention to the class who was supposed to be working on our math homework… Yeah right.
-true that, but why is it that on the first flipping day the monkey teacher just have to give me homework?-
~what do you mean by 'the first day'?~
-oh! I forgot to tell u. I won that school lottery thing about a month ago and now im at this freaking place. Seriously all this yellow and pink are killing my eyes- Wait… yellow… pink… could it be…?
~Eden… r u in Japan by any chance?~
-YEAH! How did u know?-
~class 1A?~
-WhOa… STALKER!- I looked up again to the teacher in the same position, students falling asleep and drooling on their homework, or some kids actually being responsible.
Addy and I have no idea how that works.
But finally I turned my head to the desk three behind from my own and there she was. The same brown haired, blue eyed Eden that I know and stalk.
She wasn't even paying any attention to anything just switching between checking her phone and drawing.
I quickly shot a picture of her with my crappy phone and turned back around.
A few seconds after sending her the pic, I slightly turned my head around to her again and she was looking quizzically at her phone like it was a 4x4 rubik's cube. I turned my head (for like the millionth time) back to my phone.
~Eden… look up.~ I felt a disturbance in the force as her head finally lifted up to my and Addy's (who was obviously wondering what the heck was going on) gaze. Well mine was more of a look of 'idiot'.
Despite the fact that we we're in a crowded classroom, Eden jumped on top of her desk, where it tipped over and they both fell to the ground, where she did a little spazz and got up. She ran with a slow speed to…
Addy.
"Oh my! I can't believe you're here!" She was squeezing A so hard that her face turned red.
"Um… Eden…," I said hesitantly and put a hand on her shoulder, "let my sister go please…" She looked at me, then back at Addy; whom was struggling to breathe; then back to me.
"Adele?"
I nodded and realization appeared in her eyes.
"ADELE!"
Addy fell to the ground while Eden took me in her place.
I liked the other arrangement better.
"E…d…en…can…t…breathe." I struggled under her hugging grip.
"I DON'T CARE!" she screamed and tightened her cobra grip on me.
I heard a little muffled, angry sort of buzz then felt a sharp smack on my noggin that put little anime stars surrounding my head.
Even though the teacher hit Eden as well with the little wooden ruler, she still didn't let go of me.
"Eden, if you let go… I'll get you a burrito and a monkey…" What? Monkeys always work in hostage situations. Especially when you add burritos to the deal.
"FINE! But I sit next to you!" She looked at the teacher who just sighed and nodded. She let go of me and sat on the floor next to my desk.
The chick who was occupying the desk next to me looked down at Eden with a look of disgust on her snotty rich girl face.
"You know, if you keep your face like that you'll get more wrinkles and that ugly face of yours doesn't need anymore disgusting to add to the horror." Eden snapped at her and the girl had a look of shock on her face but she quickly recovered and turned her head while flipping her all-too-perfect, shiny hair.
Eden then looked back and forth between me and Addy just like the class had did on my first day.
"You know Adele, when you said that you had a twin, I figured that you two would at least look alike. I mean, are you two even related?"
"No, we're adopted." We said in sync.
"So… wait, why are you here?" I asked Eden.
"You remember the school lottery?" I nodded, "Well apparently I won that. So now I'm here one month later and ironically you're here too… I think you just can't get enough of me, Adele."
"Adele, who is this?" A asked warily.
"This is my best friend Eden. Eden, this is my sister Addy. Play nice, people are watching us."
"Hi Eden! W-" A started but Eden cut her off.
"Do not call me Eden."
"But Adele does…"
"I'm apparently the only person she can tolerate. Therefore, I am the only one who has the authority to call her Eden." I explained quietly to her and Eden nodded in agreement.
"Well then what do I call you?"
"Phil." She answered bluntly.
"Phil?"
"Either that or Ed. Anything but Eden."
"Okay then… Ed," A smiled and then whispered in my ear, "I like her."
"UNEXCEPTIBLE! No one can like me! It's illegal according to the CDC!" Eden screamed.
"Ladies! Please be quiet! My class is trying to do their homework! And I'd advice you to do the same." The graying teacher snapped at us.
"Well take it up with the POPE!" Eden yelled back.
"Well I don't know the pope."
"Does that seem as if that's my problem?" Eden got up from the floor and put her hands on her hips. I stood up too and A quickly followed.
"Sorry sir. I'll deal with it." I took Eden and Addy's arm and pulled them out of the room while Eden just had to scream,
"You can't stop the squirrels! They'll kill us with their pope power! The only thing that will save us are the PICKLES!"
*door shuts*
Addy started busting out laughing at Eden's antics and Eden slowly turned her head to her.
"The squirrels are no laughing matter." Eden said seriously with a glare to A. Addy cowered behind me.
"She's scary." A said in my ear. Eden smiled in satisfaction.
"So now you're in Japan? Like legit?" I asked her.
"Like legit." She said back in her cool tone.
"Like boss legit?" I challenged.
"Like… well I suppose I need to find a place first… But other than that, yes. Boss, legit."
"The scholarship didn't include that?"
"Not that I know of…"
"Did you read any contract or information about it?" I asked and watched as Addy stared off into space like she always does when she's bored.
"Well," She paused to think, "I did get some mail that was all like Japanese and I was too bored to read it… Then the squirrels looked hungry… Let's just say it made some little animal creatures happy and is now in their wittle bellies!" She pumped a fist in the air for no reason.
"Nice going Pocahontas. Now I guess you'll just have to live with us." I said in a calculating tone. We do have enough rooms… but do we have enough coffee for those two?
This could get interesting.
"You don't mind?" Eden asked warily.
"'Course not. Just keep the parties to a minimum. I hated cleaning all the bologna off the ceiling." I pulled out my phone to call my mom but then decided against it. She never really comes home much anyway. So I put my phone back in my pocket and looked in my bag for my extra key to my humble abode.
Addy always looses hers.
I handed it to Eden as the bell rang for the end of the eventful day.
"Go choose a room that isn't already occupied and get situated. We'll be along later," I looked at her intensely, "Where is your stuff by the way?"
"The last place I left it was…" She stopped looked at me with crazy eyes and ran off down the hall pushing her way through the crowds of dresses and blazers.
I guess she remembered where she left it.
A and I looked at each other in sync and went back into the classroom to retrieve our things. I grabbed Eden's bag as well and sighed.
"So we get in and get out?" I asked A as we walked out the door. She gave me her perv face. "Not like that weirdo. I mean with that host club thing. Check it out then leave before our eyes get fried." I quickly recovered before her mind goes down the pervy lane.
"Yup! That's the plan!" she smiled and danced randomly.
"Got the smoke bomb?" I asked.
"Yup."
"Tea packets?"
"Of course."
"Camera? Tape recorder? Something red?"
"Yes, yes, and yes!"
I paused. "Cell phone…?" She looked in her bag and pulled it out.
"Yes I do!" She smiled triumphantly.
"Everything is ready for disaster." we said in sync and walked around the school till we found the certain disgusting pink door.
The Third Music Room.
Addy and I looked at each other.
"You open it." She said in a scared tone.
"You open it!"
"No!"
"Yes!"
"No!"
"Yes."
"NO!"
"No."
"Y- No." She quickly caught on.
"Ok, but only because you were tricked." I put my hand on the golden handle and opened it. Roses spiraled around in our vision.
"THEY'RE KILLER ROSE PED-" I clamped my hand on her mouth when a chorus of voices greeted us.
"Welcome," said the seven dark figures. I stared at them while A was still mutely freaking out about the 'killer rose pedals'.
There was an awkward silence on our part.
So…
I closed the door.
What? It was a boring conversation.
"Well that was fun! Let's go." I started to walk away but Addy grabbed my arm.
"Come on! We haven't even seen the joint!"
"Well you were too busy freaking out about roses." I said and sighed.
"But they were creepy."
"Fine but this time you open the door." I bargained and she nodded. She put her hand on the door and opened it. We leaned in the doorway and turned our heads to examine the room in sync.
"Welcome," said the boys again. Our eyes rested upon them and we cocked our head to the sides out of curiosity.
There were seven of them. I recognized the perv-o twins, guyish girl, and that one wall dude.
Just by looking at this room I could tell that this is the weirdest club I have ever been to and I just came from a high school with a knitting club.
Mostly made up of dudes.
And they watch Glee the whole time.
"I can see that you two couldn't resist seeing us." The twins said and slithered in front of us. "Come on in. Don't be shy. We know you want to." They leaned in closely to our faces.
Creepers…
"Hikaru! Kaoru! This is no way to treat our new princesses!" The twins went back to their original position and a blond haired, purple eyed man was then now in front of us. His hair was so blond that it looked like the sun. He could even make Mr. Eddie Cullen sparkle with those locks. "Please my princesses, come in. Let your beautiful faces brighten up this room."
Addy and I exchanged glances between one another.
Was this dude for reals or shall I get my pellet gun and shoot his retina? Cause I've done it before. (A/N I seriously did that though. I shot my cousin in the eye with a pellet gun and he was blind in his right eye for like 30 minutes… At first it was horrible but once you think about it… it's actually kinda funny… Horrible… but funny… But I made it up to him by buying him Chipotle. Man that schniz is the bomb. Sorry, on with the story laddies!)
I stared wide eyed as the Vampire Sparkler actually reached out and cupped my sister's chin, bringing her face close to his.
"May I ask what your name is, princess?" He said this in such a way that made me want to smack him all up in the face but Addy flipped out before I had the chance.
"RAPIST!" She screamed and started to flail about. When he finally let go of her, she started to fun back and forth between me and Vampire Rapist.
Man, I cant wait till I know his real name.
Actually I can.
For about three minutes I watched Addy boomerang back and forth whilst screaming her head off. At this time the other men had joined the watching.
That doesn't sound creepy at all.
"Is she normally like this?" Asked Dracula in a wary voice. (Isn't Dracula a rapist?)
"Well if someone she doesn't know touch her in a manner that she may not approve of, or just touch her in general, then yes. She is normally like this." We all continued to watch her (still sounds creepy) until I had enough.
"We're all going to get whiplash if she doesn't stop." I chuckled due to the word 'whiplash'.
What? It would be a nice bunny name.
I reached out and grabbed her by the collar and she jerked back into her place next to me, panting with wild eyes.
"That was rather exciting, let's go A." I said and started to walk out.
"But I like this place!"
"How could you when you've been running around the whole time?"
"It has nice SCENERY!" We stared at one another until Addy blinked.
"HA! I won!" I said triumphantly.
"Meanie." Addy grumbled. I looked behind her and saw the club members just staring at us until Vladmir (that is a boss vampire name right there) spoke up.
"So uhhh, what are your names?"
"Why would you need such information?" A and I asked in sync.
"Takashi! They have cool accents!" I heard the voice coming from a small boy with brown eyes and bright blond vampire sparkling hair holding a teddy bear.
What the heck is wrong with this place? This is Japan right? Who know Vampire Rapist would be so common…
"Yeah," said the VERY tall man next to him with a deep voice that somehow reminded me of Darth Vader.
All he wanted was some cookies.
"How do you know you're not the with the accent?" Addy sassed at him. His brown eyes grew wide with fear.
Man, I wouldn't want Addy looking at me either.
Wait… we're twins…
Damn it.
"So… your names?" Sparkles was insistent to have the knowledge of our names and it was getting annoying.
"Why should we give you such information?" I crossed my arms stubbornly. He could be working for the cops and could be after us.
Hey, you never know.
"Wel-" Copper Vamp guy was cut off by Wall Man.
They are all starting to sound like superheroes… or villains… or cats… whatever.
"Adalynn and Adeline Gates." His voice was irritated but calm nonetheless while reading out of that random black note book. "They are from England, hence the accent. They have lived there until they turned ten, where they moved to America to be with their grandmother. When the twins turned thirteen Addy and her mother moved to Japan while Adele stayed with her grandmother. Adele finally moved to stay with her siblings and mother about a month ago." He stopped talking and for this I was grateful but still pissed nonetheless. What right did he have saying all of this? Knowing all of this?
"Pray tell, what is your name?" I asked and pushed down the feeling of punching him right in the taco.
"Kyoya Otori." He answered calmly.
Wait… Otori…? I swear I've heard that name before…
Shit.
Mum works at his hospital.
This can get bad.
I looked at Addy and she seemed to get it as well and she turned to me, whispering in my ear.
"So does this mean that this dude owns us?"
I looked up to the young Otori, who looked just as confused as the rest of his Supercat friends.
"Yup." I answered her and she turned away from me smacking her lips.
"Well this is boring… CAKE!" She screamed and ran over to a table that had plates upon plates of cake on it.
This is Addy heaven.
"Gentlemen, I believe it is time for the club to begin. Please take your positions." They all took their spot's around a red felt chair that the Vampire Cop sat in.
Immediately, the moment that the double doors opened, the room was filled with joyous squeals that sounded like guinea pigs about to eat breakfast for the first time in years.
I pushed up my glasses in annoyance and stalked my way to Addy who was enjoying eating some cake. Plopping next to her, the small boy greeted me with a cheeky smile.
"I'm Mitskuni Haninozuka! But you can call me 'Honey' for short, 'kay?" Little pink anime flowers floated around his head as he said this, then I heard some swooning guinea pigs yet again. "And this is Mori!" He mentioned the Darth Vader guy.
I nodded to them both but didn't say anything, for all this guinea pig squealing makes me feel like I'm in a pet store.
Maybe I am…
I sighed and stood from the couch. This was just too much for me. Too many people, it made me feel uncomfortable. Like one wrong move and people could take you off into the woods to be burned at the stake for a sacrifice next to a cow.
I walked around the edge of the room seeking a place of less crowds and found only one table not swarming by flies of the guinea. It was Kyoya's. He was sitting alone, typing away at his computer, with no one bothering him.
He must have some sort of super burrito powers.
I cling on to my backpack and made my way over to the young Otori.
"May I sit?" I asked politely. He looked up from the bright screen to me and nodded. I sat across from him and started to pull out my homework.
Substitute (-.5x-2) in for y… -3x+4(-5x-2)= -18... x= 2 and y= -3
I sighed and moved on to the next problem.
Then the next…
And the next…
Before I knew it, I heard the superheroes wish the guinea pig ladies farewell and I smiled happily.
"So what exactly is this club for?" I asked Kyoya, who has retaken his seat.
"This is Ouran's very own host club where the school's handsomest boys, with too much time on their hands, entertain young ladies who also have too much time on their hands." He said in a bored voice.
"That sounds rehearsed. So you just talk and flirt with women?"
"The general idea is to make a women feel special."
"So who created this?" I questioned.
"Tamaki, the host club's king." His voice never stop sounding cool and collected… it was annoying.
I was just about to ask another question when I heard a loud CRASH! Looking in the direction of the noise, I saw Addy on the floor with a tipped over table behind her with the table's legs bent due to it's fall. But what made the biggest crash of all, cake everywhere with what looks like glass plates and crystal glasses. Addy stood up and observed the damage before running and hiding behind me.
"It wasn't my fault!"
"Ow! What the hell! You didn't have scream it in my ear!" I jumped back from her booming voice, which was now echoing in my head. Rubbing my ear I noticed all the host club members surrounding the damage.
"I swear to the almighty ramen, IT WAS NOT MY FAULT! It was partially… But if it weren't for those damn twins I wouldn't have knocked it over!" Addy was still screaming and I was about to reach in my bag for a roll of duct tape if she didn't stop.
I'm a stealth ninja. We require duct tape everywhere we go.
True Story.
"What did we do?" The twins asked in sync with innocence in their voice.
"YOU-"
"How much?" I cut her off. This wasn't going to go anywhere if they continued and I wanted to go home.
"Well, the plates were 171,319.26 yen, the glasses were 302,328.11 yen, the cake was 1,679,600.61 yen, and we cant forget the table which was approximately 8,398 yen." Kyoya answered smoothly. I gulped at the big numbers but remained calm. I pulled out my calculator and punched in the numbers.
"2,161,645.98 yen." Those numbers were high… very high, and you don't want to be in debt with the guy whose family practically owns you. Well your money… Searching for an answer I looked at the guyish girl who looked like he'd seen this happen before.
"What's your name?" I asked. He looked confused but complied.
"Haruhi Fujioka." Man… even his voice was girly…
"Hmm… Did not expect that to be your name… How did you end up in this club?"
"I broke a 8 million yen vase and had to work here to pay off the debt." He answered warily.
"Hmm… Alright, thank you. Mr. Otori, my sister will work off her debt."
"What? Sorry sis, but you should know by now that I don't work." I shot her the look of 'Go with it' and she shut up.
"I believe we can make that work." Kyoya answered and started to write in his black book again.
"Oh! Now I have two new daughters!" Tamaki yelled joyfully and started to chase Addy for a hug.
"One, you are not our dad. Two, what do you mean 'two new daughters'?" Addy asked while still being chased. Suddenly Tamaki stopped chasing her.
"D-did I say daughter? I meant son! Yes! Haruhi is my son!" I narrowed my eyes suspiciously… He's one creepy vampire slayer. Well creepier then they normally are anyway.
"Okay then… Well, we must be going. See you all tomorrow after school." Addy said and ran out of the room. I grabbed my bag and waved to the room of men, exiting the pink room as well.
I found A at the front gate looking around like she was scared of someone attacking her. I put a hand on her shoulder to calm her down and she screamed and jumped ten feet in the air.
"Some ninja you are." I commented and made my way home.
"Hey! I'm the boss of ninja's! You can't stop this ninja from being too ninja 'cause I'm just too ninja!" she ranted.
"That made no sense."
"Did too!"
"Okay, then how can a ninja have a boss when you can't even see them?"
"…"
"Exactly."
"BOOM!" She screamed.
"…"
"That was a ninja in yo face, bitch!"
*Smack upside the head*
"Why in the hell did you do that?"
"I didn't do anything. It was the ninja's smacking you because you phail"
"Oh… they're mean today…"
"TAKE THAT BACK!" I glared at her.
"Why!"
"You insult the ninja's and they go Chuck Norris on your ass!"
"I AM Chuck Norris!"
"WACHOW!" I held up my arms in a karate stance.
"WOOONG!" She jumped up and did the same stance, thus we walked on the sidewalk fighting one another robot-ninja style.
"Alright! Alright! Peace!" She yelled as I smacked her awesome style across the forehead.
"Okay…," I looked at our surroundings, "Where are we?"
"Um… We past the house like a mile back… Wanna ninja fight all the way back backwards?"
"HECK YEAH!"
"WOOONG!"
"WACHOW!"
*enter awesomeness fighting backwards here*
Alrighty then! That is that! Ummmm sorry if it totally sucks… I was half asleep when I was writing this… and had none of my friends text me back when I asked if they could critic it… meanies… So… Reviews would be awesome! And check out my friend's profile. Again she is:
RocksMakeGoodPets
Adele~ I want play dough!
Addy- ME TOO!
Adele~ I wanted it first!
Addy- No I did!
BlueBird~ *gets out duct tape* I got this.
This is 14 pages and 6,116 words by the way.
Just thought I'd put that out there.