I don't own Phineas and Ferb or Dr. Doofeitls, no wait Dr. Droploose, what ever! And sorry if this chapter is shorter than the others.

Ch. 3: What's on the Menu?

Phineas and Ferb were sitting at a table in the cafeteria, having lunch with Isabella, Baljeet, Buford, and Pierre.

"Pretty good first day so far, huh guys?" Phineas asked, taking a bite of his PB&J.

"I expected more learning, not socializing!" said Baljeet.

"It looks like Pierre has gotten pretty popular" said Isabella, taking note of all the phone numbers he got from girls written on him and notes her had in his pockets. "By the way, the other Fireside Girls want to know if you have a brother or not."

"I think we did to good of a job, Ferb." said Phineas.

"Yes. Yes we did." said Ferb.

"Uhhhhh." groaned Candace as she walked woozily to the table Phineas and the others were sitting at. She dropped the tray she had on the table and sat next to Phineas.

"Um, hey Candace?" said Phineas. "You okay?"

"No. Why do you ask?" she asked.

"You seem kind of in a bad mood."

"Well I'm having a bad day. I've been humilated, canned, and don't have anyone to hang out with that are my age." she said as she took a bite out of her salad. "Yuck, and the food here stinks. Can things get worse. *Cough*".

Just then, Linda came on the speaker, saying "Just a reminder, Candace, don't eat the salad in the cafeteria. I just found they have wild parsnips. So unless you want to sound like Darth Vader, I wouldn't- whoops, I probably shouldn't have sad that last part. Oh well, toodles. *Beep*"

"Now it got worst." she said in a deep voice, as her face started to get rashy. She got up and started to run before anyone else noticed.

"That's too bad." said Baljeet.

"Yeah, poor Candace. I hope her day gets better." said Phineas.

"No, she didn't get to meet Pierre E. Hey where's Pierre E.?" Baljeet asked.

Meanwhile, Pierre was in the bathroom getting a message from his wrist watch. He entered a stall, turned his human disquise off, and answered the call.

Major Monogram appeared and said "Good Afternnon Agent- WHOA! CARL! There's an ugly kid on here."

Perry realized he was still wearing the clothes and after removing them, glared at Major Monogram.

"Oh, Agent P. Nice costume. Um, sorry about the ugly kid part. Uhhhhhh, anyway, as you know, Dr. Doofenshmirtz is now employed at your owner's new school. And knowing him, he'll be up to no good. We need you to find out what he's up to and find out what he's up to."

Agent P turned off the wrist watch, and angrily assumed pet mode and made his way to Dr. Doofenshmirtz's class.

Doofenshmirtz's Class During Lunch Time!

Dr. Doofenshmirtz was in his class working on some sort of boom box when Perry kicked the door open and jumped in.

"Perry the Platypus! Don't you have better things to do? *sigh* I guess I better tell you my plan. You see, my students for some reason can't say "Dr. Doofenshmirtz" without messing up. So, unless one of my classes gets it right, I will unleash my new inator on them in my last class. Dr. Doofenshmirtz explained.

BRRRRRING!

"Uh-oh. Lunch is over. I better hide you before someone sees you. Quick get in here."

Perry went into pet mode and hid in Dr. Doofenshmirt's hiding spot.

SLAM!

And that's when Perry realized he just walked into a cage.

"Oh. Sorry I put you in that trap... I mean, hah, I trapped you! I'd like to tell you about my plan, but you'll have to wait until for my last class. That's thebest type of torture, waiting."

He laughed evilly as his students walked into his class.

End of Ch. 3

I'm sorry this was so short, I just wanted a chapter to transition between lunch and the next class. Get ready for the next chapter, Ch. 4: Doof Doof Presentation