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Ch. 4: Doof Doof Presentation
Phineas and Ferb managed to rush into class right as the bell ring with a second to spare. They would have been there sooner, but they wanted to visit Candace in the nurse's office, and for some reason they were rusted.
They got into their seats just as Mr. Drowl walked in.
"Alright, I hope everyone is ready, because it's time to present what you got. Phineas and Ferb, would you two like to start?" he said, noticing Phineas and Ferb's hands up.
"If we must." joked Phineas.
Phineas carried a helmet like device in his hands while Ferb pushed a cart carrying a huge model covered by a sheet.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, since we don't have enought time to describe everything we did this summer, we decided to sum up the biggest days we could think of. Ferb?" Phineas asked.
Ferb pulled the curtain and revealed a huge, diorama showing their best exploits. It included the world's biggest tower, a tiny roller coaster, action figure sized tree house fighting robots, two rockets, a time machine toy, a tiny beach, a toy cruise ship, tiny remote controlled Sun-Beater 3000, a tiny replica of Meap's ship, a small robot dog, and a haunted house set.
"Wow, this is impressive." said Mr. Drowl.
"And that's not the best part. To make sure that we don't leave anything out, we built the Memory Replayer." said Phineas, as he placed a small helmet on Ferb that automatically started a projector. "As the wearer thinks of a memory or past event, the Memory Replayer plays a video of what happened from the eys of the wearer. And if you can't remember it exactly, all you have to do is think of something, like big events, and it'll play memories of events that you thought were big."
"Ooooooh." said the class.
"Keep this up, and you might get a higher grade than Baljeet."
"NEVER!" shouted Baljeet.
"Calm down Baljeet, this isn't part our project. This is seperate from our project. We had some free time, so we built this so everyone can use it for their presentations. IF that's alright with you."
"Sure, why not. Thank you boys." said Mr. Drowl.
"So shall we begin?" said Phineas.
Ferb started remembering everything they did this summer, with the exception of their journey into the 2nd dimension and the last week of summer, and the Memory Replayer started projecting a video of his memories. Starting with the rollercoaster, the Memory Replayer showed videos of their exploits during the summer, along with their friends'.
"Okay, it all started with our roller coaster, which was the coolest one ever. Then, we had the beach on the backyard, concert has one-hit wonders-"
Outside, Candace had just escaped from the nurses' office to spy on her brothers. When she saw the Memory Replayer, she smiled wickedly, knewing that this was the perfect opportunity to bust them.
"Sometimes, you guys make it to easy." she said.
"Candace? There you are. Come with me young lady." said the nurse as she dragged Candace back to the nurse's office.
"NOOOOOO!" she screamed.
1 hour later...
"and last, but not least, gathered enough teachers and fixed the school before summer ended." finished Phineas.
"... You boys do know that you only had to present for a minute or two, right?" asked Mr. Drowl.
"Yes, yes we did." said Phineas. "But they didn't mind." All the students were stunned by Phineas and Ferb, and after a few seconds, they broke out into a standing ovation.
"Well, thank you boys. Who would like to go next?"
Doofenshmirtz Yelling At his class!
"DOOFENSHMIRTZ!" he yelled.
"Igutoplo?" asked a student.
"Don't make me put you in the tiger tank." he threatened, referring to the tiger trying to stay afloat in the shark tank.
BRRRRRING!
The students left and Dr. Doofenshmirtz growled angrily as Perry smiled.
"Not one word, Perry the Platypus." he hissed. "Time for drastic measures." Dr. Doofenshmirtz ran to the backroom as everyone sat down. Vanessa was worried about this class after hearing from other students what her dad has been doing. She hoped there were untrue and that she'd get through this class without being humiliated. However, her hopes disappeared when she saw a desk in the front closest to the door have the words "Vanessa" written on it with glitter and stickers, along with Perry in a cage on his desk. She had a bad feeling about this.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz came from the back carrying something covered in a sheet. He placed it behind his seat, right as Johnny sat next to Vanessa.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz said, "Ahem. Hello class blah blah welcome to science blah blah blah, let me get to the point. So far, none of my classes have been able to say my name perfectly, and I'm just about ready to try something experimental on you to keep me from going Cuckoo. So, how many of you can say "Dr. Doofenshmirtz?"
*chirp chirp chirp*
"Dr. Donglone?" asked someone.
"Alright, I didn't want to do this, but you left me no choice." he said as he kneeled to get something from underneath is desk. Perry and Vanessa started to worry at what he was going to pull out.
He pulled out... his wallet.
"Alright, whoever can say my name correctly gets $10." he offered.
*Chirp chirp*
"Anyone. I'll even accept a syllable. It can't be that hard!" he yelled.
"Dr. Doofenshmirtz."
"Finally, someone said it. Alright who said it." he asked.
Vanessa raised her hand. Although she liked getting $10, she really didn't want her dad spazzing out.
"Nice try." he said disappointedly. "Someone else?"
"Dr. Doofenshmirtz." said Norm from the backroom.
"NO ROBOTS!" yelled Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
"Grgrgrgrgrgrgrgrgr." growled Perry.
"..."
Dr. Doofenshmirtz just stood there, as one of his eyes twitched and he gritted his teeth, until finally...
"THAT. IS. IT! You leave me no choice." he screamed as he pulled out the sheet covered device. "Behold, THE MIND-EMBED-INATOR!" he said, pulling off the sheet to reveal a boombox with a satellite dish, glowing lights, a tape labeled "Hypnotize music", and an antennae.
"That's just a boombox." said Johnny.
"It was just a boom box, until I tricked it out or whatever you kids say. Basically, this device transmits a hypnotic sound that paralyzes the mind, and prohibiting all free will. So that whatever is being said the mind, the paralyzed mind will obey, filling all thoughts with a mental image and constant annoying sound of the message, that it will never leave their minds."
"Oh no." Vanessa groaned.
"Don't worry Vanessa, I'll just set it so that it only affects every teen but you. And since the only way I can get this to actually get the message embedded into the brain, I have to relay my message to the beat of the track, sooooooo, KICK IT NORM!
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Yo, yo
I'm a mad scientist from Gimmelshtump
With a more pityful childhood than Forest Gump.
My plan for domination has one little bump.
No one can spell or say my name, which makes my anger pump.
I've tried using spelling, wording, and even phonics
But the can't get it right, making my pain chronic,
So I built this musical inator, faster than sonic
But you better watch yourself, cause I'm busting rhymes that are atomic.
I'm Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
Class: Dr. Doppleganger?
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: No, Dr. Doofenshmirtz!
Class: Dr. Drum Stick?
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: No, and I'll bust these rhymes, til you remember my name
Don't get mad at me, you're the ones too blame.
Meanwhile, Candace was finally released from the nurse's office and dashed to the office to tell her mom about Phineas and Ferb.
"MOMMOMMOMMOMMOMMOMMOM!" she screamed.
SMASH!
She accidentally rammed into her mom and the two fell to the floor.
"Candace? You're not supposed to run in the halls. Or ram into your principal." said Linda.
"Yeah yeah, whatever, you gotta come with me, NOW!" said Candace as she helped her mom up.
"*Sigh* Lucky for you, I was planning on checking on all the classes, so I guess I can see whatever you're blathering on about.
"YES! Wait, blathering?"
"It's a word."
"Whatever, come on." Candace grabbed her Mom's arm and dragged her though the halls. Meanwhile, Dr. Doofenshmirtz was still rapping.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Now my brother, Roger, he's the mayor, and a real phony
My ex, Charlene, is Vanessa's mom who pays me alimony
So I can finance my inators, why do you think of that Tony?
Tony: Actually my name is Alan.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Ah Baloney!
Perry is my nemesis, he has a duck bill
As well as a fedora and beaver tail, but still
He's trapped in that cage, and I won't free him until
You've all memorized my name, and are under my will
I'm Dr. Doofenshmirtz!
Johnny: Dr. Doofenshmirtz?
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Yes, Dr. Doofenshmirtz!
Johnny,Alan, and Half the class: Dr. Doofenshmirtz?
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Yes, why is it so hard? it's something I don't get.
I wish that all of you would know how much it makes me upset.
At the same time, Candace was dragging her mom past the class, when Linda made Candace stop. She was out of breath trying to keep up with her daughter and needed to catch her breath.
"CANDACE! Can you stop *pant* for a second." she said, freeing herself from Candace's grip.
"But Mooooooom!" Candace moaned.
"At least let me get a drink of water."
"Ugh, fine."
Linda walked over to the nearest water fountain and started taking a long drink as Candace waited for her impatiently, not noticing that if either of them turned their heads, they could see through the wondow on the door of the nearby classroom and see Dr. Doofenshmirtz rapping.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Hey I just thought of something while I was making you rave
I could make my new inator do more than make you behave
If I tweak it just right, I'll make everyone cave
And turn this entire school into my army of slaves!
With me in everyone's mind, my orders they will carry
They'll do all of my task better than an iPod or Blackberry
I'll enslave everyone, hey doesn't that sound scary?
That's right I'm talking to you, Platypus named Perry.
Perry agreed that having entire army of teens in his control did scare Perry. He needed to stop Doofenshmirtz fast, but he couldn't risk being exposed as a secret Agent.
Vanessa was having the same thought. She did not want to be remembered as the daughter of the teacher who took over the school by rapping. Not to mention that this scheme was pretty evil. She knew she had to bust her dad, but she couldn't take her phone out to call her mom.
The two looked around the room to find something they could use to stop Dr. Doofenshmirtz. Sadly, they couldn't find something to help them, but they did see someone outside near the door: Principal Flynn-Fletcher.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: I'm Dr. Doofenshmirtz
Everyone but Vanessa: Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: That's right, I'm Dr. Doofenshmirtz
Everyone but Vanessa: Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Now you all know my name, due to my evil rapping
Hey is it just me or does anyone hear a tapping?
Perry knew what the tapping was. Vanessa was inching her desk to the door so that she could get the principal's attention, and see what her dad was doing so that the principal would tell her mom and bust Dr. Doofenshmirtz. Perry didn't know that, but he did see Candace, and figured that if Candace would get hypnotized, maybe she would focus her busting on someone else.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz was about to see Vanessa grab the door knob, when Perry thought of a way to distract: by encouraging him.
CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP!
Perry started clapping his hands rhythmically, and soon all the other students were clapping too. Dr. Doofenshmirtz stopped focusing on the tapping and smiled at how his class was enjoying his rapping. He knew it was time to really get them to remember his name.
Vanessa managed to pull the door open enough so that Candace could hear the Mind-Embed-inator's music, falling under it's spell.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Everybody!
D-O-O!
Class: D-O-O!
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: F-E-N
Class:F-E-N!
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: S-H-M
Class: S-H-M!
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: I-R-T!
Class and Candace: I-R-T.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: ZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Candace: ZEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Linda wiped some water off her lips and turned to her daughter.
"Alright Candace. Let's go do whatever it is you want." she said.
"Yeah mom, you have to come with me to bust...bust...bust..."
"Your brothers?"
"B-b-b-bbust... Doofenshmirtz!"
"Huh?"
"Yeah, bust.. Doofenshmirtz."
""Doofenshmirtz"? That sounds familiar." she said. She pulled out the list of teachers and found Dr. Doofenshmirtz quickly on the list. "AH! Here it is. Oh, he's right-what the-?" she said seeing the rapping science teacher.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: I'm Dr. Doofenshmirtz!
Class: Dr. Doofenshmirtz!
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Dr. Doofenshmirtz!
Class: Dr. Doofenshmirtz!
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Although my song is almost over, it's okay, I'm still happy
Because for once my plan will succeed, instead of being-
Linda came in and hit the pause on the Mind-Embed-inator.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz stopped and said, "Hey! Who turned off my-"
That's when he saw Linda.
"Ummm, hello." he said nervously.
"What's going on here?" Linda asked.
"Um, I was teaching my students how to say my name. C'mon kids, what's my name?"
"Dr. Doofen...bronkly?" asked one of the kids.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz frowned as the students rubbed their heads as the Mind-Embed-inator's effects wore off. Since Dr. Doofenshmirtz didn't complete his song, the Mind-Embed-Inator's didn't fully work removing the memory of Dr. Doofenshmirtz's awful singing and his name.
"Uh-huh, sure you were. And is that our school mascot?" Linda asked, noticing Perry in the cage in pet mode. She unlocked the cage and carried Perry in her arms. "Care to explain this?" she asked angrily.
"I didn't want him wondering around the class and disrupting me?" lied Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
"... I think I'm just going to leave now." she said as she carried Perry out of the room.
"Wait!" yelled Vanessa. "You still have to bust my dad for all the evil he did!"
"Not another one. Well I'm sorry, but I doubt that bad singing counts as evil." said Linda.
"HEY!" said Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
She left the class and placed Perry on the ground. Candace just recovered from the Mind-Embed-Inator's effects and was focused on Phineas and Ferb again.
"Mom! Come on, we need to bust Phineas and Ferb!" she shouted.
"Candace I already busted someone for you, I'm not doing it again." said Linda as she turned and walked away.
"NOOO! Wait! I could just bring her the evidence." she said as she ran to Phineas and Ferb's classroom.
In Phineas and Ferb's class, everyone had finished their presentations and the class had a few minutes before class was out.
"Well thanks again boys for this gift." said Mr. Drowl.
"Anything to help out." said Phineas.
SLAM!
Candace slammed the door open and grabbed the Memory Replayer and ran back to her mom.
"HEY! That's school property! Excuse me boys." said Mr. Drowl as he chased after Candace.
Back in Dr. Doofenshmirtz's class, he was rewinding the tape from the Mind-Embed-Inator.
"Okay, maybe there's still time for me to do some evil." said Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
As he rewound the tape, Perry went into spy mode and threw his hat at the eject button, shooting the tape out of the Mind-Embed-Inator.
"HEY! Get back here." said Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
While the he had a chance, Perry went to the water fountain, filled his mouth with water, and spit it into the part of the Mind-Embed-Inator's where the tape went, as if it were a spitoon.
As it started to smoke and fizz, Dr. Doofenshmirtz came back with the tape and put it in.
"Okay, let's try this before this ends up-"
BOOOOOOM!
"-blowing up in my face." said Dr. Doofenshmirtz as his face was covered it soot from the Mind-Embed-Inator.
Perry went into pet mode as he saw Candace running with the Memory Replayer in her hands. Linda was coming back as well because she wanted to know where that explosion came from.
"MOM MOM MOM!" shouted Candace.
Unfortunately, Cnadace was too busy trying to bust her brothers to notice the puddle of water Perry accidentally made when used the water fountain.
"MO-ahhhhhhh!" she screamed as she slipped in the puddle, tossing the Memory-Replayer by accident.
Dr. Doofenshmirtz wiped most of the soot off and said "Well, that was embarassing. But probably not the most embarassing thing in my life. I think. Let me check."
Little did he know, that while he was trying to remember of embarassing moments worse than what just happened, the Memory Replayer landed on hs head and started playing the memories of his most embarassing moments, from the video of him saving a kitten to his viral video.
"Candace, are you alright." said Linda as she helped Candace up.
"There you are. You are in so much trouble." said Mr. Drowl.
"Uh, what's going on here?"
While the two tried to explain what happened, Dr. Doofenshmirtz finally noticed the memory replayer.
"Nope that has to be the worst- AHHHHH! Why is this playing?" he shrieked. He took it off and said "Nobody makes a fool of Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz. Well, at least not three times in one day."
"You did what?" asked Linda.
"But Phineas and and Ferb built it. See it landed in-" Candace said but stopped as she watched Dr. Doofenshmirtz hrow the device on the ground and stomp on it. By the time he was done, the machine was in pieces, no one could tell what it was.
"Hey now I remember. You're Dr. Doofenshmirtz." said a kid.
"*pant* What? You finally got it right? YES! I FINALLY DID IT!" shouted Dr. Doofenshmirtz
"Yeah, you're that loser from the internet. "It won't stop clogging", HA HA HA HA HA HA!" laughed the student. Soon, everyone else started laughing at him as Vanessa put her head down in embarassment.
"HEY!" shouted Mr. Drowl. "That was school property."
"It was. Oops. Um, we can replace it, right?"
"No. No we can't."
*BRRRRRRING!*
The bell rang and all the studenta left laughing at Dr. Doofenshmirtz, except Vanessa and Candace.
"Well, see ya Dad. I got to meet Mom out front." said Vanessa as she packed her stuff.
"What are you talking about? Didn't your mother tell you?" asked Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
"Tell me what?"
"She's doing some charity called Pennies for Greenpeace or whatever, and they're in Africa-stan or someplace, so after a quick visit to court, she said you can stay with me until she gets back. So technically, you're going home with me."
"After detention. We were going to have a staff meeting about which teacher would be staying after school to "babysit" the kids in detention, but I think I'll just make it official and shift the burden onto you." said Linda.
"Starting with the only student who got detention on the first day of school." said Mr. Drowl, he grabbed the collar of Candace's shirt.
"WHAT! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Vanessa, Dr. Doofenshmirtz, and Candace screamed.
The two adults left and Candace took a seat next to Vanessa.
"Well Vanessa, you can just hang out her until detention is over. If anyone needs me, I'm going to check on my tiger tank." said Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
"You mean shark tank right?" Candace asked.
"No, tiger tank. Like a tiger in a shark tank."
"Did you train it to swim or something?"
"...Would you excuse me for just a moment." Dr. Doofenshmirtz went into the backroom, with the door slightly open just enough for Candace and Vanessa to hear him. "DON'T WORRY! DADDY'S COMING! *Splash*"
"Sooo, what's a goody two-shoes like you doing in detention?" asked Vanessa, trying to make conversation to pass the time.
""Stealing School Property", if that's what they call it." grumbled Candace.
"Sheesh, I thought I was gloomy."
"Sorry, I've been having a bad day."
"Me too."
"My teachers have been embarassing me,-"
"Me too."
"-I don't have any classes with my friends,-"
"Aside from this one, me too."
"And above all, I missed my chance at some serious busting."
"Me too."
It took the two a second before they heard what they said.
"WHAT DID YOU SAY!" the two asked at the same time.
"I've been trying to bust my brothers to my mom for all the dangerous, wild things they've built." said Candace.
Vanessa said, "I've been trying to bust my dad-"
"BREATHE DARN YOU BREATHE!" shouted Dr. Doofenshmirtz, as the girls could hear him trying to revive a tiger.
"... I've been trying to bust my dad to my mom for all the evil, crazy things he's built." said Vanessa.
"Like what?" Candace asked.
"Well..." started Vanessa.
"YES! SHE'S ALIVE! SHE'S BREATHING! SHE'S- AHHHHHHHHHHH! MAULING ME FOR PUTTING HER IN A SHARK TANK! AHHHHHHH-"
Click!
Vanessa closed the door completely so she didn't have to hear her father's screams.
"Shouldn't we help?" Candace asked.
"Nah, he's gotten out of worse." said Vanessa.
30 minutes later...
Candace and Vanessa were still talking about the different time they tried to bust somone they knew.
"Wait, you had two friends helping you and you still didn't bust them?" Vanessa asked.
"Yeah. I still have no idea where those tops went." chuckled Candace.
SLAM!
Dr. Doofenshmirtz slammed the door to the backroom shut, panting heavily from escaping the tiger, who had shredded most of his clothes.
"Okay girls, detention's over. Let's go go go." said Dr. Doofenshmirtz quickly.
"What happened?" Candace asked.
"You don't want to know. Let's just let the janitor worry about it."
"Oh. Okay. Need a ride Candace?" asked Vanessa.
"Uh, sure why not." said Candace.
As the two got into Norm (in van mode), the two couldn't help but be surprised at how much they were alike.
"Do you need directions?"Candace asked.
"Nah, I still remember where Perry's lair is." said Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
"Um okay."
Once they reached the Flynn-Fletcher house, Candace got out and said "Nice meeting you guys and thanks for the ride."
"No problem. Anything for a friend of Vanessa's." said Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
"...Yeah, I guess so." said Vanessa.
"See ya at school." said Candace.
"Yeah, see ya."
Candace walked into her house, enjoying the fact that she just made a new friend. Phineas and Ferb were watching TV with Perry on Phineas' lap.
"Oh there you are Candace." said Phineas. "Do you have our Memory Replayer?"
"It got smashed." she said.
"Oh, that's too bad." said Phineas.
"Perhaps it's best that somethings remain forgotten." said Ferb.
"Maybe not everything." said Phineas, as he looked at Perry and petted him. "Overall, that was a great first day of school. I wouldn't want to change it. Right Candace?"
Candace was going to say she wanted to change it, but then she remembered that along with being embarassed, she did meet Vanessa, who was nice and would make a good friend. Candace looked at Phineas and said,
"Yeah, I'd change it."
The End
Well that's it. I hope you liked it, because this i just the beginning. I already have some stories planned, but it may take awhile. So review, check my other stories out and polls, and leave some suggestions for some stories. I will give you credit.