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Ep. 2: Dodge(Ball)ing a Bullet/ Faster and Phineas-er
Ch. 1: Down the Drain
*Cue soft music*
The sun rises as Phineas and Ferb are still in bed, as light music plays.
Then the alarm goes off as rock music plays and the boys wake up.
"Ferb, I know what we're going to do today." said Phineas.
*Rock music starts playing*
Band: The boys built projects during the entire summer
But now schools back, but they won't let it be a bummer.
With their friends and sister, they'll rock the school
The screen shows the super school as they zoom in on Candace snooping around and Dr. D fighting Perry
While Candace tries to keep her cool.
Dr. D is teaching high school science,
Perry stops him before there's violence
Candace and Vanessa spend the whole day lusting
For some mega time BUSTING!
But those two can't curb
Dr. D, Phineas, Perry, or Feeeeerb.
As theeeeeeey (You see how I held that note, pretty good, huh?)
(Cue montage of clips)
Build paper airplane airlines
Color outside of the lines
Find out what the Thinker was thinkin'
While interviewing Lincoln
Be in the Play, "Peter Pan"
Study Da Vinci's old plans
While in gym throw a Holy Mary pass
Using chainsaws in wood shop class
Working hard to get an A
As everyone hears Perry say...
"Grgrgrgrgrgrgrggr." chattered Perry.
As you can see there's a whole lot of stuff to do,
While Candace keeps getting fooled
Candace: HEY!
So stick with us as Phineas and Ferb
Are gonna get Schoooooled
(Go to Phineas, Ferb as they play their instruments like in the beginning except now Perry, Isabella, Vanessa, Buford, and Baljeet playing.)
Are gonnaaa geeeet schooooooled!
Dr. Doofenshmirtz and tries to blast Perry with an inator, but misses and hits the "Phineas and Ferb" sign and adds the word "School'd" underneath it. He disappears and Perry goes into pet mode as Candace walks in.
"MOM! Phineas and Ferb made a spin-off!" yelled Candace.
It was a dark, stormy day in Danville. Literally. It was pretty dreary and stormy. I'm not ebing theatrical. Don't believe me? Fine! I'm out of here.
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Sorry. I might have overreacted. Anyway, rain clouds hovered all over the Tri-State Area, as rain drops pelted the wind shields of cars that were dropping kids off at school. Phineas, Ferb, and Candace left their parents car while wearing rain coats as Phineas carried Perry.
"Wow, it sure is coming down hard, huh guys?" said Phineas. Ferb just nodded in agreement.
"Well at least you two can't do anything out here today." said Candace as she entered the school. The boys followed her in and took their rain coats off as Perry shook the water off his fur and walked off to go into his student mode.
"PHINEAS! FERB! SAVE ME!" screamed Baljeet.
"Huh?" said Phineas. Baljeet dove behind the boys and pushed them together so that he could hide behind them. Before they could ask, Buford stomped by, panting angrily like a mad bull.
"You two see Baljeet?" he asked.
"Ummm, no?" Phineas said. He could tell Buford was in bad mood. Even more than usual.
"What about you?" Buford asked Ferb.
"..."
"Fine. Maybe there's a nerd in the bathroom I can give a swirlie to or something."
Buford stormed off to the boy's bathroom. Baljeet crawled from behind the boys shaking in fear.
"Thank you, my friends." said Baljeet.
"What's with Buford? I thought he liked rainy days." Phineas asked.
"Well, yes. He usually does due to the fact that it means we will probably be playing Dodgeball in gym. Unfortunately, as he was about to stuff me into a locker, he overheard the Coach Bob say that they won't be doing Dodgeball. Thus, the reason for Buford's tantrum." explained the sad nerd.
"There's nothing bullies hate more than being denied the opportunity to throw objects at the weak without being punished." said Ferb.
"Hey, normally you don't talk until the end of the day." Phineas noticed.
"I'm trying to be more vocal." he replied.
"I like it. Why don't we pay the coaches a visit?"
Ferb nodded and the two headed to find the coaches, as Baljeet followed in case he needed a shield again. The boys found the coaches, Bob and Tiana Webber throwing out some blown up dodgeballs.
"Hey Uncle Bob. Hi Aunt Tiana." greeted Phineas.
"Oh hi boys." said Aunt Tiana.
"We heard that you were going to cancel Dodgeball today and we wanted to know why? is everything okay?" Phineas asked.
"No, everything is not *snap* okay." answered Bob. "As much as we wanted to do Dodgeball, we can't because your aunt and I were using the balls to test a new version of Dodgeball your aunt and I discovered in one of our adventures."
"New version?" Phineas asked.
"Yes. During one of jungle adventures, we learned about a tribe of Opachituans, who played a sport called Freezu. They'd run around in a arena, hiding in corners and trying to stun the opposing team with enchanted leather balls that could "magically" transport opponents to and from mystical prisons and could be summoned back when someone caught the ball."
"Wow. That sounds fun. Kinda like a mix of laser tag and dodge ball."
"Exactly, unfortunately all we had was a tire pump and so stuff in the supply room, and let's just say it didn't turn out *snap* okay."
"Yeah, sorry boys. It looks like no Dodgeball today." said Tiana, as the two finished throwing the balls away and headed towards the Teacher's lounge.
""New form of Dodgeball" huh? That sounds right up our alley. Ferb, I know what we're going to do today." said Phineas.
Riiing!
"It's a good thing we signed up for shop class for one of our first periods." said Phineas.
When the two got in, Ferb grabbed the phone to order their supplies when Phineas noticed one of the students was missing.
"Hey, where's Pierre E.?" Phineas wondered.
Pierre E. was getting soaked. Not in water, but toilet water. Pierre E. had the misfortune of choosing to change into his student form in the same bathroom Buford went in and was now being given a swirlie. Normally, he would fight back, but he didn't want his cover blown or to hurt Buford, even though it was hard to resist.
"HA HA! Take that Frenchie. This is so worse being late for class." taunted Buford.
Buford raised Pierre up, but then looked down and saw that Pierre got flushed down the toilet.
"Oh no. Not again! I better get out of here."
Unknown to Buford, Pierre turned off the holographic disguise and removed the clothes and put on his fedora as Agent P. He eventually got washed into his new lair and into a chair like the one in his home lair. Major Monogram appeared on the screen.
"So what do you think of your school lair?" said Major Monogram.
Perry looked around and noticed that the lair they built for him under the school was different from his usual lair. The walls were dark blue, with a green floor, several devices were hung on the wall with pictures of Phineas and Ferb. A database next to him showed info on all of Dr. Doofenshmirtz's schemes, plans, Phineas and Ferb's favorite spots in the school, times where he didn't need his disguise, and other info on the school. Behind were some Platypus themed vehicles including a scooter, rocket car, jet, and car. There were surveilance cameras for the entire school, a holographic training simulator, and a rack of spare secret agent hats.
Perry replied, "Grgrgrgrgrggrgrgrggrgrg."
"Well enough chit chat. Dr. Doofenshmirtz has been doing something very unusual." said Major Monogram.
"He was seen reading from the schools' books." said Carl as he walked next to Major Monogram. "He was actually researching and plotting to do something with his class about rain and pollution."
"Not to mention that he was also spotted bringing several machine parts to the top of the school. And that doesn't sound educational. So, go out there and rain on his parade." said Major Monogram.
Agent P saluted him and runs out.
""Rain on his parade" sir? Really" Carl asked.
End of Ch. 1
What could Dr. D be planning? Can Phineas and Ferb successfully make this new version of Dodgeball? Find out next time.