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Ch. 2: Hanging Onto Every Word

In shop class, everyone was learning how to work their drills. Phineas and Ferb, were using hammers, welders, blueprints, and steel plates. They had special permission from the teacher, Mr. Woode, a man in his mid 30's with blonde hair, a beard, a healthy body, protective goggles, jeans, and a messy white shirt. He liked Phineas and Ferb, and made a deal with them that if they got their assignments done, they could use their class time to build whatever they wanted. Phineas was returning with a box of CPU's, microchips, and wires as Ferb finished the blueprints.

"Man can you believe the stuff they throw out? Well, Ferb what do we got?" Phineas asked.

Ferb unveiled the blueprints and let Phineas admire them. "Nicely done as usual Ferb."

*Cue background, building montage music*

Grabbing a laptop, Phineas started making 3-D maps as Ferb was wrapping some dodgeballs in a meshed net. The first time he connected the wires, Ferb was teleported next to an X on the ground. He snapped his fingers, annoyed that he missed the X, and returned to his work station.

Phineas manned a forklift and started setting the steel plates on the ground as he went to place steel girders around. Ferb connected the wires a second time, and was teleported out in the parking lot. He snapped his fingers again, gettinga little impatient and ran back to inside the school.

Phineas was inside their creation, in a room with dips, curves, trampolines, and ledges. He threw the dodgeball, and watched it ricochet off the walls like it was a boncy ball. He caught it before it hit his face and smiled. Ferb connected the wires for the third time, and this time ended up floating in space. Meap's spaceship stopped next to him and Meap looked out his window.

Ferb waved, and Meao waved back.

"Meap." said Meap.

Ferb then realized he was connecting red to blue and blue to red. He rewired it so that they were red to red and blue to blue. He was transported back to the school, and to his surprise, on the X.

Ferb joined Phineas outside as they gazed at the giant structure they built.

"Sure, hope it's big enough." said Phineas.

While they're backs were turned, Perry was climbing up the side of the school, shaking off any rain on his fedora. He would have been happy to just take the stairs up, but he wanted the element of surprise. Plus, it was in the good-guy bad-guy rule book: Never go through the front door. As he reached the top, he peered over the edge of the roof and saw his foe in a raincoat singing to himself.

"The itsy-bitsy platypus climbed up the school.

He thought he could beat me, but I made him a fool.

Little did he know that while I was singing.

It was a distraction, 'cause now I'm trapping.

...him.

He pulled a remote out and hit a button, as shackles caught Perry's arms, leaving him to hang on the edge of the school by his hands.

"What do you think? I'm planning on doing some parody songs." asked Dr. Doofenshmirtz.

"Grgrgrgrgrg." Perry responded.

"...Anyway, I'm sure you're wondering why I'm up here and not teaching. Well, I am. I ditched my class by telling them to go write an essay on rain. Heh heh, suckers. Can I get a high five?"

Perry just sneered at the doctor, who forgot that Perry was hanging from the building from shackles.

"Come on. Don't leave me hanging. At least a fist bump. Fine, be that way. So, why am I ditching my class? Well, when I first agreed to become a teacher, I thought I could use it to spread my own evil lessons, but apparently I got to do everything by the book. So, I was reading through my books, trying to find something evil to do aside from bore them, and I found something: Acid rain. It's like rain, but because of pollution and what not, it turns into acid, harming wildlife, plants, and even people, and can't be stopped. Which inspired my latest scheme and inator. That is why I give you, The ACID-INATOR!"

Dr. Doofenshmirtz gestured towards a giant machine that looked like a giant spray bottle.

Kraka-Thoom!

Just then, a huge lightning bolt brightened the sky.

"Whoa, did you see that lightning? That was so cool how it happened just as I said it. I wonder if it will happen again? Acid-inator." said Dr. Doofenshmirtz.

Kraka-thoom!

Lightning struck again.

"Wow, that is so cool. Acid-inator."

Kraka-thoom!

"Acid-inator."

Kraka-thoom!

"Acid-inator, Acid-inator, Acid-inator, Acid-inator!"

Kraka-thoom! Kraka-thoom! Kraka-thoom! KRAKA-THOOM!

ZZZZZAAP!

Lightning flash three more times, and the last one ended up zapping Dr. Doofenshmirtz. Leaving him charred and fizzy.

"I probably deserved that last one." he said. "Anyway, whem I activate my inator, it will send a blast of a gaseous mixture of Carbon dioxide, sulfur dioxide, nitrogen oxide, and some other stuff I could find on the internet, and turn any liquid it touches into an super destructive acid solution. Which means, when I fire this baby into atmosphere, all the rain clouds above Danville, will turn into super acid rain, unleashing burning acid onto the Tri-State Area! And then, I will finally be able to get my revenge on my arch enemy: GRASS!"

Perry looked at him and gave him a "Really?" look. If hesn't tied up, he would have facepalmed himself.

"What? Why are you looking at me like that? Don't you remember that one Halloween when I told you how I have a thing against grass? It's an interesting story actually. I'd tell you know, but I don't want to be in the rain any longer than I need to be. But yeah, my scheme is just to get back at grass by using acid rain to destroy it all. What's wrong with that? It's evil." Dr. Doofenshmirtz said.

Perry agreed it was evil, just a bit disappointed that it wasn't eviler.

As the scientist left to get changed out of hd out of his charred clothes, the bell rang and it was time for third period. Candace was going to be TA'ing at Coach Bob's class. She was ready and alert, not just because she was supposed to, it was because he busting senses were tingling. She knew Phineas and Ferb were up to something.

All the kids from other PE classes were gathered in the gym awaiting Coach Bob to come out. Everyone was keeping their distance from Buford, who was really mad about dodge ball being canceled. Bob walked in front of the kids and prepared to give the kids the bad news.

"Hello everyone. I know some of you were expecting to play Dodgeball today, but-" he started.

"-But it's actually taking place out here. That's okay right." said Phineas as he and Ferb joined the class.

"Uhhhh, *snap* okay?" Bob said in confusion.

"Awwwww." groaned the kids. As the left the gym and expected to drenched in rain, so they were surprised to see a giant building on what was the football field beaming with lights.

Isabella approached the two and asked "Hey guys, watcha been doooin'?"

"A new version of Dodgeball." said Phineas.

"YES!" screamed Buford as he dashed inside like a kid running into a toy store.

Everyone who entered gazed in awe and wonder as they looked at the first room of the giant structure. It was purple, with three doors and exo skeletons similar to the one Jeremy used on the Let's All Dance Until We're Sick show. The only person not gazing in awe and wonder was Candace, who was ready to bust her brothers in a minute, but wanted to know what they built exactly. As soon as everyone was in, the doors were closed as the heaters turned on and Phineas turned on a microphone.

"Phineas! What is all of this?" shouted Candace.

"A little somthing we like to call: Dodgeball 2.0." Phineas said into the microphone. When he said that, Bob and Tiana were listening to Phineas' every word.

"Basically, this entire structure is designed to be a giant dodgeball arena, where each room is created based pre-made maps, where each room is split into two; one for each team. It's the same rules, but with a few changes."

"They better be good." Buford threatened.

"Thanks to teleportation and pressure points on the ball, if someone is hit by a ball, instead of sitting out, they get teleported to a VIP room where they can watch the game until it's over or they get brought back. The dodgeball's are built to know that if suddenly stops, it brings someone back, and if it just hits something, it sends whatever it hits away." said Phineas.

"Wait, then would they be able to teleport this entire building away causing a paradox of some sort?" Baljeet asked.

"That's what the exoskeletons are for. The Dodgeballs releases a painless electric charge when it hits someone at the right speed that activates the teleportation grids in the suit, that makes anyone wearing it go to the VIP room. It has no affect on anything else."

"So we have to wear these creepy things?" Ginger asked.

"We might need you to help me- I mean us put ours on." said Isabella.

"Don't worry. Just put the hand sensors on first and the rest automatically attaches on." Phineas instucted.

"Dang it." Isabella murmured under her breath.

Yeah, but in the other simulation rooms, there are costumes you can wear if you want that also send you to the VIP room."

"Simulation?" Isabella asked.

"You'll see." said Phineas. "Now suit up and get ready to dodge."

As everyone started strapping the exo-skeletons on, Phineas went to Bob and asked, "So what do you guys think?" Phineas asked.

"This is...is...is...*snap* okay!" said Bob.

"It's perfect Phineas." said Tiana.

"Well if you want, we made some larger exo-skeletons if you wanted to play." said Phineas.

"*Snap* Okay!" he said.

As everyone got suited up, Candace smiled deviously.

"You boys have outdone yourselves. Not only did you make something bust-worthy, but something that I can trap you in long enough for Mom to see it before it disappears." said Candace to herself.

End of Ch. 2

Uh-oh. Looks like things are heating up. And before you say something, the exo-skeletons go on the outside of the clothes, for those who might have gotten worried or surprised about the Isabella joke. Until next time, bye.