I don't own Phineas and Ferb. Also, the line breaks indicate scene changes from the Phineas and Ferb plot to the Perry and Dr. Doofenshmirtz plot.

Ch. 3: Commence Dodging!

When everyone had their exo-skeletons on, everyone split into two teams. On team one was Phineas, Isabella, Baljeet, Ginger, Adyson, Milly, Django, Bob, and the half of the class (8 kids). On Team two was Ferb, Buford, Candace, Holly, Russell, Gretchen, Katie, Tiana, and the other half of the team (8 kids).

As everyone stood on opposite sides of the room, Phineas and Ferb were making the final preparations for the game.

Alright Ferb, is that everything?" Phineas asked.

Ferb just gave a thumbs-up.

"Alright then." Phineas turned on his microphone and said "Alright, everyone go into the separate rooms and we will join you shortly. As the soon as the simulations activate, you may begin playing. And have fun."

Ferb approached the mic and said "Muy bien, todo el mundo entra en el primer cuarto y se unirá a ti en breve. A medida que el pronto como las simulaciones de activar, podrás empezar a jugar. Y divertirse."

As everyone entered the first rooms, they noticed that it was huge, half the size of a football field, and had blinking blue lights and was almost dark, with only a very dim light so people could barely see anything. Baljeet was next to Isabella and was cowering in fear. She noticed him trembling and decided to see what was wrong

"Baljeet? What's wrong?" Isabella asked.

"B-B-B-Buford, that's what." he stuttered.

"But he's not here. He's on the other team."

"Exactly! He is playing against me. That means he will be hunting me likea lion hunts a gazelle."

"You do realize that these dodgeballs just make you disappear, right?"

"Buford will find a way. He always does."

"Oh come on. Just relax." said Ginger to her crush.

"Relax? How am I supposed to relax?"

BZZZZZZZ!

With that, the dark, plain room they were own transformed into a lush, beautiful jungle. The floors were placed with dirt and grass, the ceiling was replaced with a light blue sky with a shining sun, and a rushing waterfall seperated the two teams as tropical birds flew overhead.

"Better?" Isabella asked

"A little." said Baljeet.

"Wow Bob, this is just like our date in the Amazon." said Tiana.

"What was wrong with going to the movies?" asked Buford.

Out of nowhere, Phineas and Ferb phased through some trees and rejoined their teams.

"Wow, you guys have really outdone yourselves." Said Django.

"PHINEAS!" screamed Candace. "Why did you send us to the jungle?"

"Relax Candace, this is just a simulation. Although the room has adjusted to make the environment real." Explained Phineas.

"So the waterfall is fake?" Molly asked. "Phew, what a-"

She took a step forward and ended up falling off the waterfall.

"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"Like I said, the room changed, so although the waterfall isn't real, there is a giant pit that leads to a bouncy floor is real." Added Phineas. "But she should be sent back to the VIP room."

As if on cue, Holly then disappeared and reappeared in the VIP room, where she landed face first onto the soft, cushy couch.

"So where are all the balls?" Isabella asked.

"We managed to randomly put the dodgeballs into different rooms where even we don't know where they are. So make sure to keep an eye out for them and we added some costumes and accessories if anyone's interested." Said Phineas.

"You had me at "Dodgeballs"." said Buford. "WOO-HOO!" he yelled as he ran through the fake leaves and went to search for the Dodgeballs.

"Well, you heard the man. Woo-hoo!" said Russell. With that, everyone on Buford's team followed him, knowing that Buford could fins the Dodgeballs better than a bloodhound.

"Well, PE doesn't last forever. Let's get going." said Phineas.

While he led everyone to search for the Dodgeballs, Perry was still trapped in the shackles outside. He knew Dr. Doofenshmirtz would be back, and he needed a way to get out without falling to his doom. He figured that he'd try tricking Doofenshmirtz again by going into pet mode. He shook his head until his fedora came off and made a blank face, just as Dr. Doofenshmirtz returned with a fresh lab coat.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz apologized, "Sorry about that Perry the Platypus, you wouldn't believe how hard it was to find a lab-"

"Grgrgrgrgrgrgrgrgrgrg" chattered Perry. Dr. Doofenshmirtz noticed the platypus in shackles and ran to it.

"Oh no! Perry the Platypus trapped another platypus? Don't worry, I'll….. wait a second."

He looked at the platypus, trying to figure out if it was his nemesis.

"Hmmm, this may take longer than a second." Said Dr. Doofenshmirtz.

Perry sighed, knowing that this would take awhile.

Back in the Dodgeball Arena, the teams were starting to spilt up as they went into separate rooms. Tiana, Gretchen, Katie, Candace, and 4 other kids entered a new, circus themed room. The room simulated a huge circus tents, with cannons, safety nets, clown cars, tightwire, and trapeze ropes.

Tiana instructed the kids, "Okay kids, when you see any Dodgeballs, just say-"

"LOOK!" shouted Gretchen.

"Not exactly was I was thinking of, but-"

"No, I mean up there."

Everyone looked up at the high wire and noticed 5 Dodgeballs placed evenly over a thin wire.

"Okay, anyone other than me know how to walk a tight rope?" Tiana asked.

Two of the Fireside girls all pointed to Candace, who nearly fainted at the thought of going up there.

"Perfect. Candace, you go up there and-" started Tiana.

"NO! Nuh-uh! I only did that once just to get into a concert." Said Candace.

"Pleeeeeaaaasssse?" begged Gretchen and Katie, giving Candace the saddest, cutest puppy dog eyes they could make.

"Doh, alright!" said Candace. She grumbled as she climbed up the hugher and higher. When she got to the top, she took a deep breath. She tried not to think about falling and started to cross the tight rope. She slowly walked across and picked up the balls, not looking down (or looking at all). Everything seemed to go fine until Candace was halfway across when suddenly….

"Fire in the hole!" shouted Bob.

BOOM!

Everyone turned to see Bob shoot himself out of a cannon as a part of the class aimed it at the tight rope. Bob managed to catch the tight wire, causing it to wobble and Candace to freak out, as she lost her cool and clung to the wire for dear life.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!" she shrieked.

Candace dropped the dodge balls, but Bob managed to catch some of them. With one arm hanging onto the wire, Bob started tossing some of the dodgeballs at the kids on Tiana's team and managed to hit three of them, sending them to the VIP room.

"HEY! That is not okay!" shouted Tiana.

"I don't know. I think it's *snap* o-"

Before Bob could finish, he let go of the wire to snap his fingers, but ended up falling into the safety net dropping the Dodgeballs. Tiana smiled, picked up the Dodge balls, and started flinging them at some of the kids on Bob's team. She managed to get 2 or 3 before running out.

As Bob rejoined his group, Candace shouted "SOMEONE GET ME DOWN FROM HERE!"

Buford quickly came in, and threw a dodge ball at her, sending her to the VIP Room. When she appeared, she was still in the grasping position she was in, until she landed on the floor.

"You might be him, but it's so hard to tell." said Dr. Doofenshmirtz as he looked at Perry. Perry sighed and wished Doofenshmirtz would figure it out soon.

Meanwhile, in the graveyard room, Baljeet, Ginger, Adyson, and Django were inside a room that resembled a graveyard. It included a full moon, unearthly moans, open graves, glowing red eyes, tombs, howling and holographic bats.

*Wolf howl*

"AHHHHH!" screamed Baljeet.

"Don't worry Baljeet, it was just a sound effect." Said Ginger.

"Then that was a very realistic sound effect."

"Would it make you feel better if I held your hand?" she asked.

"A little." he said, grabbing her hand, as she smiled eagerly.

"Pfff, can you believe that?" said Django.

"I know, right?" said Adyson.

Just then, a holographic bat flew past her, and she hugged Django for protection.

"Um I got you?" Django said.

"Everyone, look!" said Baljeet. He pointed to a tombstone, where a child's corpse lay with a dodge ball for a head.

"Wow, Phineas and Ferb really did a good job with the design." Said Django. As everyone walked away, Baljeet and Ginger stopped.

"What's wrong?" Adyson asked.

"It appears that my sock has been snagged on that prop's fake arm." Said Baljeet

Just then, the arm gripped Baljeet's leg harder as the body rose and faced the children.

"C-C-can hologram's do that?" Adyson asked.

"No. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" shrieked Ginger.

"Save yourself!" yelled Baljeet. Ginger tried to help as Django and Adyson ran for their lives. As they rounded a corner, they could hear the screams of Baljeet and Ginger.

"Oh man, oh man, oh man." Said Django.

"Boo." Said the headless child as it popped out of nowhere, with a dodgeball in its hand.

"AHHHHH!" screamed Django and Adyson.

The headless kid tosses the Dodgeballs at Django, but thanks to his flexibility, Django bent over like in that scene from The Matrix and dodged them.

"TAKE THIS!" shouted Adyson, as she picked up the dodgeball and threw it at the headless kid. He caught it, and Adyson disappeared, taken to the VIP room. Django used the extra dodgeball, tossed it, and hit the other ball out of the headless kid's hand.

"HAH! Now what are you going to use?" Django taunted.

The headless kid removed the dodgeball it was using as a head, and prepared to throw it.

"Uh-oh." Said Django.

As the headless kid threw the Dodgeball, Django quickly grabbed it.

"You're out." Said Django.

The headless kid disappeared and landed in the VIP room with everyone else.

"AHHHHHH!" screamed everyone.

"Guys, it'sme." Said the headless kid. Russell stuck his head out from his shirt, calming everyone down.

"Phew, that was close." Said Django.

"Oof!" said Baljeet as he appeared out of nowhere.

"Baljeet!"

"Thank you, my friend. I thought I was doomed."

"No problem. Now let's get out of here."

As they ran out of the room as hand crawled out of a grave, along with the rest of the body.

"Those two are so busted." Said Candace, as she crawled out.

"Wait, wait a second..." said Dr. Doofenshmirtz. "Yeah, you're Perry the Platypus. Nice try, but you can't fool me that easily."

As Dr. Doofenshmirtz started to walk away, Perry knew he had to do something to so that he could escape and stop the mad scientist. He had an idea, but he didn't know if he could do it. And he didn't want to do it.

Back in the arena, Phineas and Isabella were in the cloud room, where it made the room look like it was 10,000 ft above the ground, with soft clouds. Not only were the simulated clouds soft, but also bouncy. Phineas and Isabella leapt from cloud to cloud, trying to find some dodge balls, while doing some tricks in mid-air. The two jumped through a cloud and landed on a cloud on their backs.

"Ha ha ha ha. Nice one Phineas." Said Isabella.

"Yeah, you were pretty good too." Phineas said as well.

"You really do know how to make a rainy day seem like a sunny day." She said, watching some of the fake clouds pass by.

"Well you know me; always trying to make every day the best day ever." Said Phineas.

"Yeah, that's what I love about you." Isabella said. She blushed in embarrassment and hoped Phineas didn't hear that last part.

"What was that? I was distracted because I was making cloud angels." Said Phineas.

"Nothing." She said, happy Phineas to hear her say that.

On another cloud though, Buford and Ferb were gathering dodge balls that were disguised as clouds. Ferb could see Phineas miss another one of Isabella's signs of affections, and just shook his head. Sometimes, he pitied his brother's ignorance in romance. Buford managed to find at least 9 dodge balls and started putting them in a pile. He smiled sinisterly, as he grabbed a dodgeball.

"Like sitting love ducks." Said Buford.

Ferb pulled Buford's hand down and shook his head in refusal.

"Ah come on. It's a perfect shot. Just one throw?"

Ferb shook his head again.

"Well I still have another hand." Buford used his free hand to grab a dodge ball and throw it, but before he could aim, Ferb used his nerve pinch to knock him out. He laid Buford on the cloud and let his step-brother have a moment with Isabella. It was short, because someone hit him with a dodge ball and took the pile.

While Phineas tried to see if any of the clouds were dodge balls, Isabella grabbed a little cloud and started sculpting it into a little heart and looked through it to see Phineas. She sighed dreamily, but was snapped out when a dodge ball came out of nowhere and almost missed Phineas. Isabella and Phineas, looked up and saw Candace on a cloud above them.

"Darn it!" she exclaimed as she picked up another dodge ball from the pile.

"Uh-oh. Game's back on. Run, Isabella!" said Phineas. The two jumped from cloud to cloud, dodging Candace's dodge balls. Although she hated to ruin Phineas and Isabella's cute little moment, her urge to bust was stronger. They saw the door not to far away and made a run for it. Isabella got to it first, but Phineas was still in Candace's range. She grabbed the last dodge ball in the pile and threw it.

"Yes!" she said as it headed straight for Phineas.

"NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" yelledIrving, as he dove in between Phineas and the dodgeball. He got hit and was transported to the VIP room. Phineas made into the other room, leaving Candace furious.

Irvingappeared in the VIP room, where he was approached by some of the kids.

"Wait, you don't have this class yet." Said Ginger.

"I told my teacher that I had to use the bathroom, and snuck out of class just to see what Phineas and Ferb were up to. And it was worth it."Irvingsaid. "So who's left?"

"Phineas, Isabella, Buford, Candace, Django, Coach Bob, Tiana, and Baljeet." Said Ferb. "Everyone else was eliminated by Coach Bob, Tiana, or Buford."

"Oh. ….GO PHINEAS!" cheeredIrving.

"Yes. Go Phineas indeed." Added Ferb.

After several minutes debating whether or not he should go to his last resort, he decided reluctantly to do it. He activated his holographic disguise and was now Pierre E. He was going to hate what would happen next.

"Grgrgrgrgrgrg." Pierre E. chattered.

"Ugh, what do you want now, Perry the- Hey wait a second, those are human hands." Realized Dr. Doofenshmirtz.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz rushed to the edge of the roof and saw that Pierre E. was in Perry's place.

"Perry the Platypus escaped! And left a naked kid fromFrancehere!" said Dr. Doofenshmirtz. "Pierre" blushed in embarrassment. He was right, he did hate what happened. Dr. Doofenshmirtz quickly freedPierreand pulled him up, trying not to actually look atPierre.

"Okay, there you go. No need to merci me or whatever you do in-"

POW!

Pierrepunched Dr. Doofenshmirtz in the nose as he grabbed his fedora, and got into his fighting stance, with his fedora um… covering the human parts that needed to be censored.

"Ouch, what was that for?" asked Dr. Doofenshmirtz, rubbing his bruised nose.

Pierredeactivated his holographic disguise, and was back to being Perry, as he placed his fedora back on his head.

"PERRY THE PLATYPUS! I don't know what you did with that naked kid, or why you took his clothes, but in either case, you are too late!" he said. He pulled a remote out and pressed it, causing the Acid-inator to hum to life. "You can't stop me now, Perry the Platypus! I just activated my Acid-inator-"

KRAKA-THOOM!

"Okay, I'm just going to say "my inator", because that's starting to get annoying. Anyway, my inator is now activated and can't be stopped. Unless you some how get a hold of my self-destruct remote, which I have in my lab coat, but you never…"

Dr. Doofenshmirtz slowly realized what he did and noticed Perry approaching him.

"Well, as they say inFrance: Sayonara!" he said. He ran to the edge of the building, and just barely made it onto the roof of the Dodgeball Arena. He found a hatch, and quickly snuck in. Perry would have followed him, but he knew that if he went in as a secret agent, his secret would be exposed. If he went asPierre, then he would be walking around "exposed". Perry decided to head to where he stashed his human clothes, and then proceed after Dr. Doofenshmirtz. Perry left the roof, hoping that Dr. Doofenshmirtz wouldn't find anything to use against him.

End of Ch.3

Sorry I started to sound awkward during Pierre's escape, but I didn't want to take any chances. After all, this is rated K. And yes, I did put some GingerXBaljeet and AdysonXDjango, which I got inspired from Evil Phineas by TheCartoonFanatic01 (A really great story by the way, one of my favorites).

I was planning on ending this Episode in this chapter, but I couldn't wait and I thought that it was getting longer than my usual chapters. I'll try to post the finale on Christmas, along with my first P+F Christmas story involving Dr. D, and new songs for "Doofenshmirtz's Greatest Holiday Hits". I would also like to thank NattyMc for mentioning me The Meeting: The Sequel. Happy Holidays!