A Boat Was Sailing Across The Water As The Sailor Of The Boat Said, "Alright, Guys, We're Here, Right Where You Pay Me To Bring You, Question Is Why?"

Lance And Walter Lurk From The Shadows As Lance Said, "Nothing, Man, Just On A Mission."

"A Mission?" The Sailor Asked As He Chuckled And Said, "Hey, Fellas, You Can't Go Any Further To Landing Out Here."

"Exactly Where We Want To Be," Walter Replied.

"Well, I Got News For You Guys, There's Nobody Out Here, But Us," The Sailor Replied.

Lance And Walter Flinch As They Hear A Loud Horn.

"Quick, Hide!" Lance Commanded Quietly As He And Walter Hide In An Open Crate.

"What Are You Doing Out Here?" A Man On A Ship Asked.

"What Does It Look Like Genius, I'm Fishing," The Sailor Answered.

The Man Turned Angry And Yelled, "Well, Turn Around And Go Back To Where You Came From!"

The Sailor Showed A Fearless Expression And Yelled, "Oh, Yeah, Then Who's Gonna Make Me?!"

The Man Got Out A Rocket Launcher And Aimed It At The Boat As The Sailor Said, "Okay, Okay, Don't Get Your Prompt In A Twist!"

The Sailor Turned The Boat Away To Leave.

"What A Jerk, Sorry, Guys, Looks Like It's The End Of The Line," The Sailor Told Lance And Walter, But They Weren't There.

"Guys?" The Sailor Asked.

Lance And Walter Stick To The Back Of The Ship And Lance Shot A Grappling Hook To A Balcony, He Held Walter's Hand And Zoomed Up To The Balcony, They Sneak Past Crates And Hide Behind One And Stick Their Heads Up To See Some People Loading Some Crates.

"Well, Look Who We Have Here," Walter Said As He And Lance Put On Some Hi-Tech Glasses And Zoom Them In To See A Man With An Australian Accent With A Black Buttoned Shirt And A Robot Claw With A M-9 Assassin Following Him Saying, "Get Outta Here, Too Many People Here, Out Of My Way!"

Lance Recognized Him As He Asked, "Robohand?"

The Man Walked Up To A Giant Crate As Another Man Said, "Here It Is, Killian, Just Showing It To You Before We Load It."

Killian Nodded As He Said, "Ah, Yes, Very Carefully."

The Loader Opened The Giant Crate To Show A Silver Cannon And Said, "Here It Is."

"A Cannon, What Does It Actually Do?" Killian Asked.

"This Cannon Is Extremely Dangerous Than A Real One, It's Actually A SuperWeapon," The Man Said To Killian.

"And The Cannonballs?" Killian Asked.

One Of The Men Took Out A Box Full Of Little Balls That Have Small Rocket Blasters On The Back Of Them And Said, "These Are Actually Missiles, But They're Shaped Like Balls To Fit In The Top, Is That Good?"

Killian Nodded And Said, "Good."

Walter Made A Stern Look As He Asked, "What Are You Up To Now, Robohand?"

He Then Grabbed A Zipline Wire And Shot The Hook That Holds To A Bar On The Other Side.

Lance And Walter Clip The Lines On Their Backs And Slide Across To Stop In The Middle, The Wire Lowered Them Down Like A Spider With Its Web In The Back And They Start Taking Pictures.

Killian Turned Forward As He Said, "Now, The One More Thing I Need For This Cannon Is The Agent Database I Stole From Venice Two Decades Ago, I Failed To Destroy The Agency, Because Of Those Two."

Walter Whistled Quietly For The Pigeons, Lovey, Jeff, And Crazy Eyes To Fly Over To Where He And Lance Are Hiding, He Gave Crazy Eyes The Multi-Pen To Eat Again And He Loaded Him Up Like A Gun.

"As Soon As I Kill Those Two, I'll Kill Every Single Agent In That Selfish Agency, But If They Want To Live, I'll Probably Make Them My Slaves, It'll Be Mine, You Hear That, Sterling, I'm Coming For You!" Killian Said.

Crazy Eyes Suddenly Burped And Walter Covered His Beak With His Finger, But The Burp Alarmed Everyone.

Killian Looked Up And He Turned Angry As He Yelled, "IT'S LANCE STERLING!"

As The Wire Took Lance And Walter Up, Crazy Eyes Fired Some Ice From The Multi-Pen Out Of His Mouth, Freezing Some Henchmen.

"They Saw The SuperWeapon! Kill Them!" Killian Commanded.

Lance And Walter Go Back To The Balcony And Walter Commanded, "Get The E-Tron And Let's Get Outta H-"

Before Walter Can Finish, Lance Pressed A Button On His Keys For The E-Tron And It Drove All The Way To Where They Are.

"Done," Lance Said.

Walter Was Surprised As He Said, "Wow, Impressive."

Lance Then Said, "We're Spies, We Always Get The Cool Stuff."

Lance, Walter, And The Pigeons Get In The Hi-Tech Spy Car As Lance Said, "Computer, Navigate To The Agency."

"GPS On, Navigating To The Agency," A Female Computer Voice Said As They Drive Away.

"Get Them!" A Man Commanded.

The Henchmen Get In Their Cars And Chase Them, Lance Then Commanded, "Activate Weapons."

"Activating Weapons," The Computer Said As Spikes Come Out Of The Hubcap Of The Wheel And Shot Them At The Tires Of The Henchmen's Car, The Henchman Couldn't Turn The Car.

"Walter, Get The Computer Online," Lance Commanded.

Walter Turned The Computer On As He Said, "Systems Coming Online."

"Defensive Applications Online," The Voice Said.

"Oil Slick?" Walter Asked.

"Yeah, Cool," Lance Answered.

Oil Spilled Out Of The Back Of The Car And All Over The Ground.

The Car Started Slipping On The Oil And The Henchmen Still Couldn't Turn It.

The Car Broke Through The Balcony And Fell Off And Into The Water.

Lance Then Pressed A Button That Activated Machine Guns, The Machine Guns Come Out On Top Of The E-Tron And Shot Some Glitter Out Of It.

The Glitter Projected A Kitten On It And The Henchmen Stop Their Cars To Look At It And Coo At It.

When The Glitter Disappeared, They See That Lance And Walter Were Still Driving Away And They Continue Chasing Them.

Lance And Walter Come To A Dead End And The Black Cars Surround Them.

Henchmen Stick Their Heads Out Of The Windows Of Their Cars And Point Guns At Lance And Walter.

Lance Put The E-Tron In Reverse And Drove Off The End And Into The Water And The Henchmen Look Down In Confusion.

The E-Tron Popped Out Of The Water And Turned Into A Jet-Ski And Sped Through The Water.

"Get To The Boats!" Someone Commanded.

The Henchmen Got On The Boats And Chase Lance And Walter Through The Water.

The Ship Fired Some Rockets, But Missed Them, Then A Henchman Got Out A Minigun And Started Firing It, But Still Missed Them.

"They're Getting Away!" A Man Yelled.

"Not For Long!" Another Man Said As He Fired A Missile At The E-Tron.

"Not Again!" Walter Shouted As He Released The Inflatable Hug And The Pigeons Fly Out Of The E-Tron.

The E-Tron Exploded, But Didn't Break And It Was Sinking, Lance Pressed A Button That Turned The E-Tron's Tires Into Submarine Propellers As It Went Back To The Agency, The Trunk Of The Spy Car Opened And Lance And Walter's Normal Suits Go Up.

The Suits Float On Top Of The Water And A Henchman Evilly Laughed.

"They're Dead, Sir," The Man Said To Killian.

Killian Was Impressed And Said, "Nice, With Lance Sterling Gone, Who Can Stop Me Now?"

Meanwhile In Rio

In A Jungle Outside Of The City Of Rio, It Was Morning And A Bird Started To Chirp Happily, Then The Bird Flew Off Of A Branch And Continued To Chirp And Other Birds Begin To Join It.

Then Birds Start Beating Their Chests Like Drums And Macaws, Toucans, Spoonbills, And Other Birds Start Dancing On Branches.

Then They All Start Singing.

Chorus: "All The Birds Of A Feather

Do What They Love Most Of All

We Are The Best At

Rhythm And Laughter

That's Why We Love Carnaval

Possibly We Can Sing Too,

Sun And Beaches

They Call

Dance To The Music

Passion And Love

Show Us The Best You Can Do

Everyone Here Is On Fire

Get Up And Join In The Fun

Dance With A Stranger

Romance And Danger

Magic Can Happen For Real

In Rio

All By Itself (By Itself)

You Can't See It Coming

You Can't Find It Anywhere Else

It's Real

In Rio

You'll Know Something Else (Something Else)

You Can't Feel It Happening

You Can't Feel It All By Yourself."

The Music Stopped And The Spix Macaws, Blu And Jewel Fly Onto A Branch With Carla, Bia, And Tiago.

They Were On A Vacation To Rio Since They Decide To Live In The Amazon Rainforest Due To Them Not Being The Only Spix Macaws On The Planet And Saving It From The Loggers.

Blu Felt The Air On His Face And Said, "Ah, What A Beautiful Day."

Jewel Smiled At Blu And Said, "It Sure Is, Blu."

Carla Smiled Up At Blu And Asked, "Dad, Can We Have A Party Tonight?"

Blu Curled The Feathers On His Wing Like He Was Pointing A Finger And Said, "Only When It's Before Your Bedtime."

Bia Looked Up At Jewel And Asked, "Mom?"

Jewel Answered, "Your Father's Right."

Suddenly Nico, Pedro, Kipo, Eduardo, Mimi, Roberto, Felipe, Rafael, Eva, And Their Eighteen Toucan Chicks Join Them And Nico Said, "Hey, Guys, Can You Believe That Carnaval Is Three More Days?!"

Jewel Happily Said, "I Know, It's My Family's First Carnaval!"

"And Ours, Don't Forget About Us!" Roberto Exclaimed.

"You're Darn Right!" Felipe Exclaimed Back As They Do A Fist Bump With Their Wings.

Suddenly Tiago Jumped And Said, "Ow!"

He Turned Around To See One Of Rafael's Chicks With Some Of His Tail Feathers In His Mouth.

Rafael Looked Down At Him And Said, "Hey, Leave Your Cousins Alone!"

Eduardo Walked Up To Blu And Jewel And Asked, "So This Is Rio, Huh?"

"Of Course, Dad, I've Been Here Since The Day I Disappeared From The Amazon, I've Been Inside An Aviary Being Taken Care Of, Even Though I Attacked Some Humans, But They Weren't Bad, Then Blu Found Me, He Couldn't Fly And Saved Me From Falling, And That's How Our Family Started," Jewel Explained.

"This Is Where You've Been All These Years?" Mimi Asked.

Blu Nodded And Answered, "Yes, When I Came Here, We Met In This Indoor Jungle In An Aviary To Mate To Save Our Species."

"Save Our Species?" Roberto Asked.

Jewel Nodded And Answered, "Yes, All The Humans Thought We Were Extinct, Until We Found You Guys."

"Okay," Eduardo Insisted And Said, "I Guess That Makes Sense."

Suddenly They Hear Luiz's Voice Below Them Say, "Hey, Guys, How You Doing?"

They All Look Down To See Luiz, Mauro, And The Marmosets (After They Defeated Nigel Then Became Friends With Blu And The Others).

They Fly Down To Them And Blu Said, "Hey, Luiz, Good To See You."

"Don't Forget Me!" Mauro Said.

"Mauro?" Blu Asked.

"You Know These Monkeys?" Felipe Asked.

"Yes, We Used To Be Enemies When Nigel Sent Them To Capture Me And Blu While We Were At A Party, But When We Defeated Him, We Became Friends," Jewel Said To Felipe.

"Who's Nigel?" Roberto Asked.

"The Cockatoo Who Hates Me And Wants Revenge On Me," Blu Answered.

Mauro Looked At Them And Said, "Good To See All Of You, You Know You Guys Were Thinking Of How We Met You Like Years Ago And We Suddenly Remembered A Hilarious Picture We Took Of Nigel."

A Marmoset Pulled Out The Picture Of Nigel Without His Feathers And When Blu, Jewel, Rafael, Eva, Nico, Pedro, Kipo, Eduardo, Mimi, Roberto, And Felipe See It, Their Eyes Widen And They All Burst Into Laughter.

"That's So Embarrassing!" Nico Exclaimed.

Mauro Laughed And Said, "I Know, It's Like He's Naked!"

"Well, When We Saw Him Again Back At The Amazon, He Was Wearing A Yellow And Green Jacket, But He Still Can't Fly," Pedro Replied.

"And He's Stuck With That Frog That's Attracted To Him," Rafael Said.

Blu Was Curious As He Thought To Himself, "I Wonder Where He Is Now."

While They Were Chatting, Unbeknown To Them, Nigel Was Watching From A Bush, He Felt Anger Toward Every One Of Them, But He Felt Great Toward Blu For Defeating Him And Costing Him To Lose His Feathers.

Suddenly Bia Said, "Dad, I'm Hungry."

Then Tiago Got An Idea And Said, "Let's Go Find Some Fruit."

Carla, Bia, And Tiago Fly Away And Blu Held Out His Wings With His Feathers Spread Out Like Fingers And He Said, "Just Be Careful Of Predators."

Jewel Happily Said, "I Can't Wait For Carnaval, It Reminds Me Of How We Met."

Blu Smiled And Kissed Her On The Beak, Nigel Felt Great Rage As He Said To Himself, "Enjoy You Family, Pretty Bird, Because You Won't Get To For Long!"

First Scene Was An Adaption Of The Opening From Cars 2

Song: Real In Rio

Story Adaption: Rio During The Ice Age

Cannon Adaption: The SuperWeapon From The Angry Birds Movie 2