I do not own Phineas and Ferb, and sorry for keeping you waiting, I've been busy with finals and well….. being lazy and playing video games. Sorry.

Ep. 3 The Faster and Phineas-er

*Cue soft music*

The sun rises as Phineas and Ferb are still in bed, as light music plays.

Then the alarm goes off as rock music plays and the boys wake up.

"Ferb, I know what we're going to do today." said Phineas.

*Rock music starts playing*

Band: The boys built projects during the entire summer

But now schools back, but they won't let it be a bummer.

With their friends and sister, they'll rock the school

The screen shows the super school as they zoom in on Candace snooping around and Dr. D fighting Perry

While Candace tries to keep her cool.

Dr. D is teaching high school science,

Perry stops him before there's violence

Candace and Vanessa spend the whole day lusting

For some mega time BUSTING!

But those two can't curb

Dr. D, Phineas, Perry, or Feeeeerb.

As theeeeeeey (You see how I held that note, pretty good, huh?)

(Cue montage of clips)

Build paper airplane airlines

Color outside of the lines

Find out what the Thinker was thinkin'

While interviewing Lincoln

Be in the Play, "Peter Pan"

Study Da Vinci's old plans

While in gym throw a Holy Mary pass

Using chainsaws in wood shop class

Working hard to get an A

As everyone hears Perry say...

"Grgrgrgrgrgrgrggr." chattered Perry.

As you can see there's a whole lot of stuff to do,

While Candace keeps getting fooled

Candace: HEY!

So stick with us as Phineas and Ferb

Are gonna get Schoooooled

(Go to Phineas, Ferb as they play their instruments like in the beginning except now Perry, Isabella, Vanessa, Buford, and Baljeet playing.)

So stick around as Phineas and Ferb

Are gonnaaa geeeet schooooooled!

Dr. Doofenshmirtz and tries to blast Perry with an inator, but misses and hits the "Phineas and Ferb" sign and adds the word "School'd" underneath it. He disappears and Perry goes into pet mode as Candace walks in.

"MOM! Phineas and Ferb made a spin-off!" yelled Candace.

Ch. 1: I Know What We're Gonna Tune Up Today

On a sunny Saturday, Ferb's Grandpa had come over to show the boys a scrapbook that had clip outs of headlines from when he was the Flying Fishmonger. The three were currently sitting on the couch as Grandpa Fletcher explained each one.

"Now this here is the headline from when I jumped over 3 barrels of mackerel at once, and this is one was taken before news started picking up in my hometown." Told Grandpa Fletcher.

"Wow Grandpa, thanks for bringing this over." Phineas asked.

"Your welcome Phineas. It certainly is good to go down memory lane again. I can't even remember why I haven't looked at this in so long."

Just then, Lawrence came in the room and said "Hello, boys. What are you two up to?"

"Grandpa's just showing us some articles from when he was the Flying Fishmonger." Answered Phineas.

Lawrence's smile disappeared as he looked at the book. "Oh. What do you know, it's the book I found when I was a child. Your grandfather sure looks like he's having fun." He said solemnly.

"Uh, no I don't." he said quickly. "The Holy Mackerel had its moment, but it wasn't that fun."

Lawrence looked at a headline that said "Flying Fishmonger Claims He Has Never Had More Fun in His Life." Grandpa Fletcher flung the book shut and put on a sheepish smile.

"Quite. Um, I'll be in my room if any of you boys need me." He said. The boys watched their father walk away.

"I wonder what's wrong with Dad?" Phineas asked Ferb, who only replied with a confused shrug.

"Oh, now I remember. I hid this so your father wouldn't try to find it." said Grandpa Fletcher.

"What do you mean?" Phineas asked.

"Well when your father was a boy, he found this book and like you was amazed at what was inside. He was fascinated by my antics and wanted to do them himself. Unfortunately, that was before you too helped fulfill my dream, so I tried my best to make sure your father or Uncle Adrian didn't go through the same embarrassment and disappointment. So imagine my surprise when I saw your father trying to start the Holy Mackerel."

"You weren't too happy?"

"No, no I wasn't. In retrospect, I may have been too stern. Either way, I made it clear that the Holy Mackerel was too dangerous to ride in. I assumed that that would be the end of that, but after what just happened I think I'm wrong."

"Wow, I never knew Dad would be into that kind of thing." Said Phineas.

"Or mope about it for half his life." Said Ferb.

Just then, Phineas had an idea.

"Ferb, I know what we're going to do today." Said Phineas.

"PHINEAS AND FERB!" yelled Candace as she came into the room. "Dad's in his room sighing heavily and crying lightly and if you guys had anything to do with this, you are soooooo busted!"

"What makes you think we did that?" Phineas asked.

"Mom's at Bobbi's, your friends aren't here and Perry is- hey where's Perry?"

Outside of the house, Perry was in pet mode and approached an ice cream truck. A small pipe opening appeared and sucked him in, where Major Monogram and Carl were inside.

"Good morning Agent P. I know we usually do this in your lair, but we have a situation worse than usual in our hands. Doofenshmirtz has been buying more dangerous supplies than usual: C-4, missiles, dynamite, boom juice, turrets, explosives, and other materials that could possibly used to actually make a threatening inator. It's almost complete at his lair, but for some reason, he was last seen driving to his old suburban home. We want you to infiltrate his home, find out what you can, and be as cautious as possible, since his home is surprisingly close to your owner's." instructed Major Monogram.

Perry made an uneasy look. Phineas and Ferb already knew he was a secret agent, but Major Monogram didn't. If Major Monogram knew that he was keeping this a secret, who knows what would happen.

"Carl, hit it!" ordered Major Monogram.

"Sir, we have a situation." Said Carl.

"What is it?"

"Kids!"

Outside of the ice cream truck, several little kids were banging on the side of the truck wanting ice cream.

"Carl! Try to lose them!"

Carl drove off, but unfortunately the kids chased after the truck.

Back inside the Flynn-Fletcher house, Phineas knocked on the door to his parent's room. Lawrence stuck his head out and said "Yes?"

"Hey Dad. Are you feeling okay?" Phineas asked.

"*sigh* Better I guess." He replied.

"Well Grandpa has something to say that might cheer you up. Grandpa?"

Grandpa Fletcher walked over and said "Son, I was wondering if, maybe, you'd like to, possibly, ride the Holy Mackerel around?" he asked nervously.

Lawrence perked up a bit and asked "Really?"

"Sure. The boys said that they could get the old girl working again so that you could finally get a ride in it. If you want."

Lawrence smiled and said "Yes, yes I would."

Meanwhile….

Doofenshmirtz House in the Su-buuuurb!

The ice cream stopped at the front of the house and let Perry out. Whipping his fedora out and evening the bow tie he wore that hid a hidden camera so that Major Monogram and Carl could use to see what was happening, Perry made his way into the backyard where not much has changed since his last visit. The tree Doofenshmirtz "de-leafed" was still there along with the hammock, but now the backyard had several chairs there, some tables were set up, and a couple balloons were hung. Perry ducked near a chair as Norm carried more chairs in and Vanessa listened to her iPod.

Perry was confused, and so were Major Monogram and Carl. None of them could figure out what Dr. Doofenshmirtz was up to.

"Oh for crying out loud Norm, you put too many chairs out." Yelled Dr. Doofenshmirtz. "Stupid robot."

He picked up a chair and found Perry the Platypus underneath it.

"PERRY THE PLATYPUS! What are you doing here? And why are you wearing that bow tie, it looks kinda dorky." Said Dr. Doofenshmirtz.

"Told you." Said Major Monogram to Carl.

"Sorry to disappoint you, but I'm having my parents' 47th anniversary here." Dr. Doofenshmirtz said.

Perry raised an eyebrow suspiciously. He remembered that last time he was here, Dr. Doofenshmirtz was complaining about his neighbor and planned on selling the place.

"Yeah I know I said I would sell this place but apparently when I "de-leafed" that tree, it really made the house less appealing. Plus Phil annoys everyone without even knowing, but luckily I have a plan. You see my parents' only present that want is for me to be less of a disappointment or to live closer to Roger, so I gave the deed to the house to Roger and told him he should give our parents this house so they'll be closer to Roger. But when they see how awful the house is, they'll be so disappointed and angry that they'll have to leave and start loving me."

"Wow, that's just sad." Commented Major Monogram.

"Which is too bad, because I had a really good scheme today where I was going to use my Destruction-inator, probably my most destructive inator yet, to wreak havoc on the Tri-State Area, but for now I'm post-poning it until tomorrow. But it'll be worth it, I even made it more challenging by removing the self-destruct button and using this remote to destroy it." he said, as he pulled a remote out of his lab coat.

Perry focused on the controller and knew that he had to get it from Dr. Doofenshmirtz.

"Anyway, you're welcome to stay, but you might want to lose the hat and bow tie, because my parents don't know I'm evil yet and the last thing I want is for them to disapprove of that too."

Meanwhile, Phineas and Ferb were busy getting the Holy Mackerel ready in the garage just as Isabella came over and approached the boys.

"Whatcha doin'?" Isabella asked.

"We're helping our Dad achieve his dream of finally riding the Holy Mackerel. We're gonna start it off slow by having a dad go around the block a couple times." Said Phineas.

"Cool. You guys need a pit crew again? The Fireside girls haven't done anything like that since you guys were in that race."

"Did somebody say race?" Baljeet asked as he entered the garage. He saw the Holy Mackerel and said "Oh you guys are having a race aren't you?"

"No no no, our Dad's just going to drive a couple laps in the Holy Mackerel." Explained Phineas.

"Sounds like a race to me, but without people." Said Baljeet.

"You guys are having a race without me?" said Buford as he joined everyone.

"Nobody is racing anyone." Said Phineas.

"Oh I get it, you two are chicken. You know that I am going to beat all of you."

"Who's going to beat who?" Lawrence asked as he entered the garage.

"These two in your race." Baljeet said.

"We're having a race? Wonderful, but what are you the rest of you going to drive?"

Everyone looked at Phineas and Ferb expecting an answer.

"Well I guess Ferb and I could make something for the rest of you. Or better yet, I think we still have some vehicles we can use. What do you think Ferb?

"I think it's safe to say that now it's a race." Said Ferb.

" it is." Said Phineas.

End of Ch. 1

Uh-oh! Looks like Phineas, Ferb, Baljeet, Isabella, Buford, and Lawrence are in a race, and Doofenshmirtz has a dangerous inator. And as an added twist, these 5 aren't the only racers. Will Dr. D succeed in making Roger look bad? Will Lawrence finally be able to ride the Holy Mackerel? Who are the other racers? Find out in Ch. 2: Not So Schnelle!