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Ch. 3: On Your Mark, Get Set...

After Dr. Doofenshmirtz came out of hiding from Boris, he joined everyone else in building their rides. Phineas and Ferb were already finished and checking everyone else out to see if they needed help. As the "Quirky Worky Song" played, the other racers were attaching gadgets that Phineas and Ferb made to their rides. Baljeet was doing most of the work on Buford's ride and Grandpa Fletcher was adding as many safety precautions as possible, which was taken off by Lawrence when he was looking. Vanessa was keeping a watch out as Candace changed the map so that it passed all the stores that Linda was at, just as the "Quirky Worky Song" ended.

"You almost done Candace?" Vanessa asked.

"Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee!" Candace giggled crazily.

Vanessa took that as a yes and out of the corner of her eye, she saw something on the ground. "What the-?" she said.

She saw something on the ground with a stickynote that said "Hope this helps Vanessa". She picked it up and saw it was some sort of remote. It looked like one of her Dad's remote for an inator, so she figured it was some sort of gift from her Dad and just placed it in her pocket.

Meanwhile, Dr. Doofenshmirtz was about to attach a dangerous and deadly turret to his ride when Phineas and Ferb came to check on him. He quickly tossed it away and tried to act nonchalant as possible.

"How's it going Dr. D?" Phineas asked.

"Oh good good." he said.

"Nice ride. So where's your partner?"

"Oh he's- partner?"

"Yeah, while you were running in fear, we decided to have everyone have a partner."

"Everyone?"

"Yeah. We have Ferb and I, Buford and Baljeet, Candace and Vanessa, Dad and Grandpa, Major Monogram and Carl, even Roger and Melanie."

"Oh come on! Uhh I mean yeah I have a partner, let me just get him or her." he said before dashing off.

"Good for him. TEN MINUTES TO RACE TIME!" Phineas announced.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz looked frantically for someone to be his partner. Unfortunately, the only people he could find were his parents, Norm, and...

"Grgrgrgrgrgrgrgr."

Dr. Doofenshmirtz looked down and saw it was Perry in his pet mode. He got a figurative lightbulb and kneeled to Perry's level.

"Listen, Perry the Platypus- wait you are Perry right?" he asked. He stared hard at Perry to make sure.

While he worked on that, everyone was getting their cars onto the starting line. A crowd of kids were already watching from the sidelines as Phineas introduced everyone.

"Alright racing fans, prepare yourself for the coolness of the Maple Drive Race-off of Honor!" announced Phineas.

The crowd went up in a roar as Phineas introduced his and Ferb's vehicle.

"In our ride, Ferb and I will be riding in a summer classic, the lawn-mower chariots!"

The screen zooms out to show that Phineas and Ferb are in their old lawn-mower powered chartios, equipped with mini-catapult that Ferb was manning, extra engine, and cup holders. "While it does lack in size, it makes up for it in speed and maneuverability."

"I really have to find out where he puts that." Candace said to herself.

"...Yep, you're Perry. Anyway, I need you to be my partner in this race so I can beat my brother and finally RULE THE TRI-STATE AREA! AH HA HA HA HA! Okay?" Dr. Doofenshmirtz asked.

Perry just looked at him and shook his head.

"In the next vehicle, with a history of jumping over large objects and distances, our Grandpa and Dad in the Holy Mackerel!" Phineas announced

Lawrence was wearing an out-of-date biker's uniform from the early 1900's in thedriver's seat while Grandpa Fletcher sat nervously in the passenger seat.

"WHAT! What do you mean no? I'm your nemesis! You should be lucky I even asked you, because I know tons of people who would beg for the job." Dr. Doofenshmirtz said.

"That's a lie." Said someone from the crowd.

"I wouldn't join even if he begged." said another person.

"He begged me." said a woman in the audience.

"You suck!" said Heinz's Dad.

"In the next car, with 32 different flavors and out of 31, Mr. Monogram and Carl in the Ice Scream Machine."

Carl stuck out his head out of the truck's window, waving at the crowd. The truck was painted a darker color, but it still had the ice cream cone on top.

"Carl, stop that. You look ridiculous." said Major Monogram.

"Sorry sir." said Carl.

"Fine, I don't need you. I'm not going to go begging on my hands and knees." said Dr. Doofenshmirtz as he stormed off.

Perry rolled his eyes and knew he'd be back.

"Next up, back from storage on the moon, Buford and Baljeet in our old ATV!" Phineas announced.

Baljeet smiled nervously while Buford stared coldly at the crowd.

"PLEAAAAASE! PLEASE PLEASE! PLEASE! PPPLLLLLLLEEEEEAAASSSEEEE !" begged Dr. Doofenshmirtz, in front of Perry while crawling on his hands and knees. "Whoa, de ja vu."

Next up, he's won "Most Attractive Man in the Tri-State Area", Roger Doofenshmirtz and his secretary and Melanie in his limo.

Melanie stood there as Roger smiled and waved to the crowd, he went up in a roar of applause.

"Thank you, thank you, you're too kind." said Roger.

"Go Roger!" cheered his mother.

"Beat the others to a pulp." shouted his father.

"Isn't one of the drivers your oldest son." asked a man sitting next to Heinz's father.

"Yes. Yes I do."

Perry was trying to tune out Dr. Doofenshmirtz's begging, but it wasn't working and was about to leave when Dr. Doofenshmirtz said "Please! I'll do anything!"

Perry looked at him and raised an eyebrow.

"Now, from a blast from the groovy past and found in the old abandoned Old Abandoned Amusement Park, Isabella and Irving in the Hippie Van."

Isabella batted her eyes as she stuck her head out of the van's window while Irving took pictures from the other window.

"How'd you get stuck with fan boy?" Buford asked.

"Apparently, I couldn't take my group because I could only have one partner, and Irving came like a hungry puppy."

"Wait a minute, they can't drive a van, they're too young." Roger pointed out.

"Don't worry, we rigged so that it's remote controlled." explained Phineas.

"... Alright".

"Wait, did I just get your attention?" Dr. Doofenshmirtz asked when he noticed Perry raise an eyebrow. "Yes, I'll do anything."

Perry looked at him not believing it.

"You don't believe me. Fine. I cross my heart and swear to evil I will owe you and do anything you want." swore Dr. Doofenshmirtz as he traced an X on his chest with his finger.

Perry was tempted, but he still didn't like the idea of Dr. Doofenshmirtz being mayor. Again.

"Oh come on! Look, all I want is to beat Roger, not win this race. All you have to do is make sure I finish before him. I'll even take 6th place as long Roger gets 7th. So what do you say?"

Perry sighed and knew he was going to regret this.

"Next up, we have mad doctor himself, Dr. D and... uh where is Dr D?" Phineas asked.

"Here I am! Here I am!" shouted Dr. Doofenshmirtz, dragging Perry by his paw while in pet mode.

"Oh there he is. Where's your ride and partner?"

"Right here." he said pointing to a blank eyed Perry.

"A platypus Heinz?" Roger asked. "You know they don't do much right?"

"Well they are the only mammals to lay eggs." Ferb stated.

"So? You have a secretary, and she doesn't do much." said Dr. Doofenshmirtz, earning a glare from Melanie. "Besides, why do you care? It's not against the rules. I think."

Ferb looked at the rule book and gave Dr. Doofenshmirtz a thumbs up for approval.

" And for my ride, NORM!" he shouted.

Norm came up to him and Dr. Doofenshmirtz ordered"Go into truck mode!"

"Sure thing Dad!" Norm said. Norm immediately went into his truck mode and said "I'm more than meets the eye."

"Alright, last but not least, the teen terrors, the new drivers of the road, CANDACE AND VANESSA! In Mom's car." announced Phineas.

Candace weakly smiled and waved from the window, but felt nervous because their ride looked weak compared to the others. It only got worse when one of the wheels started deflating and Candace groaned.

"More like last and least! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!" taunted Buford.

Vanessa knew this was bad and remembered the remote she found earlier and fished it out of her pocket. She was tempted to use it but was afraid of what would happen. If this was her Dad's, it could end badly.

"On your mark..."

Ferb, Baljeet, Irving, Carl, Melanie, Perry, Grandpa Fletcher, and Vanessa got in the position for turrets and while Phineas, Buford, Roger, Dr. Doofenshmirtz, Major Monogram, Isabella, Lawrence and Candace got into the driver's the rides revved up and everyone gave each other death glares.

"...Get set..."

Vanessa looked at the remote and knew that this could finally get her to bust her Dad. So reluctantly, she pressed it and the car started to rumble. Everyone looked out their windows as the van transformed back into the monster truck from the summer.

"Whoa." said Dr. Doofenshmirtz.

"Hey, where'd they get the remote for the monster truck?" Phineas asked Ferb.

Flashback

Ferb saw Vanessa distracted with her iPod and wrote a sticky note, grabbed a remote from a bag labeled "Remotes to Big Ideas", and placed a note on it. He walked non-chalantly passed Vanessa as Candace worked on the map and secretly dropped it in front of Vanessa for her to find.

End Flashback

Ferb looked at Phineas and shrugged.

"Huh. Oh well, GO!" Phineas shouted. Immediately, all the drivers stomped on the gas pedals and sped off with a deafening screech from their wheels.

Like Phineas expected, their chariot managed to pass everyone else's cars slowly as they got to first place, as the Holy Mackerel arrived in second, the ATV in third, the Hippie's Van in fourth, the Monster Truck in fifth, the ice cream truck in sixth, and the limo and Norm neck and neck.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz rammed into Roger's limo in hopes of passing in front of him.

"Take that Mr. Good Two-Shoes." shouted Dr. Doofenshmirtz.

"Melanie?" Roger asked.

"I'm on it sir." said Melanie. Part of the roof opened up as a turret rose with Melanie as she wore a Rambo-like costume.

"Eep." said Dr. Doofenshmirtz

She started firing the turret as it hit the side of Norm and Dr. Doofenshmirtz. He wiped something red off his face and started screaming "AHHH! I'm bleeding."

He started flailing his arms as Perry tried to regain control of Norm.

"Should I tell him they're just paintballs sir?" Melanie asked.

"No, he'll figure it out eventually." said Roger as they passed Dr. Doofenshmirtz.

They were now driving through the park on a cleared path.

"Why did you change the course to make us go through the park?" Vanessa asked.

"My Mom planned to do some walking at the park and we should be passing by her." Candace explained.

As if on que, Linda was walking through the park listening to her headset with blaring music. She was getting tired and saw a drinking fountain. She bent over and drank just as the cars sped past her.

"NO!" yelled Candace as she saw her Mom miss the cars.

Buford smiled sinisterly as he drove into some mud and purposely got mud on Isabella's vehicle.

"HA ha! taunted Buford.

Isabella activated the windshield wipers and told Irving "Irving, lets show him some flower power."

Irving saluted and fired a cannon that fired a pot of flowers into the ATV.

"What's this? They already making us the winner?" Buford asked.

"Ah-ah-ah-ah-AH CHOO!" sneezed Baljeet, accidentally firing his turret forward and making the ATV slow down.

"Knock it off!" Buford yelled.

"I- AH CHOO- can't. AH CHOO!" he sneezed.

As they passed the park, Lawrence managed to use a see-saw as ramp and land next to Phineas and Ferb. Grandpa Fletcher was clinging to the side of the Holy Mackerel as he gave Lawrence a thumbs up.

"Nice landing, Dad." Phineas said.

"Oh thank you boys. Way to stay in the lead." complimented Lawrence.

"Thanks." said Phineas.

While some of the others had trouble dodging some of the kiddie rides, Candace was able to drive right through them in the monster truck and was passing the Hippie Van and the ATV.

"Boy, good thing there aren't any kids here." Vanessa said/

PHEW!

Just then a fudge bar sped past her face. She looked and saw that the Ice Scream Truck's was firing ice cream bars from the cone on the top of the truck.

"Excellent work Carl." said Major Monogram. "Keep it up and I'll give you two gold stars in effort."

"Yes sir!" he said eagerly. Carl continued firing fudge bars, messing up the other cars. Buford managed to catch one and started to eat it. Just then, Norm drove up close to the truck and an inator appeared on the side of Norm.

"Eat ice cream!" shouted Dr. Doofenshmirtz as he signaled Perry to turn the inator. Reluctantly, fired the inator into the truck. Major Monogram and Carl were expecting something to happen but didn't see anything.

"Huh, I guess it was a dud." said Carl.

BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!

A light started flashing in the truck as it smoke seeped from a panel. Carl checked it out and saw that their was melted ice cream clogging parts of the car.

"SIR! The ice cream melted and is jamming up some parts of the truck." Carl reported. Suddenly, ice cream started seeping through the walls and was starting to fill up the back.

"CARL!" yelled Major Monogram

Carl opened up the backdoor and let the ice cream out, which ended up splattering on Roger's limo. He had a hard time controlling the limo and decided to slow down to avoid crashing. Dr. Doofenshmirtz used this chance to speed pass the two. He stuck his head out the window and yelled "Vanessa!"

She turned and said "WHAT?"

"Cover you eyes!"

"What?"

"Just do it!"

She closed her eyes as Dr. Doofenshmirtz pressed a button that shot a flare up ahead and blinded everyone but Buford and Baljeet, Dr. Doofenshmirtz and Perry, Major Monogram and Carl, Roger and Melanie, and Vanessa.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz put some sunglasses on and drove past the ATV and Hippie Van. Phineas and Ferb slowed their chariot down, accidentally letting the Holy Mackerel pass them. Roger managed to drive past the ATV as well and Candace took her chance to pass Phineas and Ferb.

"So long boys." Candace taunted.

Now with the Ice Scream Machine in the 8th place, the ATV in 7th, theHippie Van in 6th, the Limo in 5th, Nor,m in 4th, the Chariot in 3rd, the Monster Truck in 2nd, and the Holy Mackerel in 1st, they drove out of the park and into the city.

End of Ch. 3

Sorry for the delay, I've been slacking off and neglecting my duties to my fans. So sorry. Please review and cheer on your favorite team. I'll announce the mist popular team in the next chapter. PS2wizard is out, Peace!