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Ch. 2: I Really Debate You

Once school was finished, Phineas and Ferb headed to the where their Mom was to ask about the class election. They walked into the Principal's office and saw their Mom doing some paperwork.

"Hi Mom," Phineas said.

"Oh hi boys. Shouldn't you two be heading back to the house?" she asked.

"Well actually we need to ask you something." Phineas asked.

Before Linda could respond, a hunched janitor with green overalls and a brown mustashe walked in.

"Um hello. I just came here to some janitoring. Don't mind me," said the janitor with a foreign accent. As he started mopping while looking around the room, Perry walked in in pet mode.

"Oh there you are Perry." said Phineas as he picked up his pet and placed him in his lap.

"Excuse me, but you look awfully familiar. Do I know you?" Linda asked suspiciously.

"Uhmmmmmm," the janitor said nervously, "No, we have never met. I'm new here. My name is Guy... uhhh Incognito."

"... Alright then." Linda said as the "Janitor" continued mopping.

"Anyway, is it true that when we were at home, some new kids asked you if they could be class president and you let them?"

"You know, I'm not sure. I don't remember anyone asking me about that, but then again I was probably so busy with paperwork I must have agreed without noticing," Linda said as the janitor stopped mopping and began looking through the file cabinet behind her.

"I thought something was fishy," said Phineas. "Well would it be alright if we had an election? We want to run and Ferb was thinking that we could have the debates tomorrow during the lunch," Phineas said as the janitor began searching through the closet.

"I guess that would be alright. It's too bad I won't be there, but I'm sure Candace will keep me "informed" about it," Linda joked as the janitor started searching through Phineas and Ferb's backpacks.

"Great. Thanks Mom," said Phineas as he and Ferb grabbed Perry and headed home.

"Drat, it's not here." said the "janitor" under his breath. "Well anyway, sayonara." The janitor closed the door as he left the room, which was now a huge mess thanks to him.

"I should really talk to the Janitor Union," said Linda.

The next day...

It was lunchtime and the cafeteria now had a huge stage with red, white, and blue banners. Kids were getting their lunch as fast as possible and rushing to get a good seat. With the last of the kids sitting down, the lights dimmed and music began to play marching music. Isabella and the Fireside Girl holding "Vote for Phineas" signs come out marching..

*March music plays as the girls get ready to sing*

Isabella: Listen uuuuuup, for Phinea's Flynn.

Here's worthyyyyyyy enough to win.

He's a wonderful leader and a blast.

Been to the future and the past.

Vote for Phiiiii-neeee-aaaaaas.

Just then, some girls with "Vote For Thaddeus" signs came out with a girl leading them.

Thaddeus Supporter: Phineaaaaaaaas, you shouldn't choose

Thaddeuuuuuuuuus, you can't refuse.

He invented own flavor of ice cream,

beat the boogeyman, and is a dream.

Vote for Thaaaaa-deeee-uuuuus.

Isabella: Phineas, built a beach and TV shoooooow.

Thaddeus, made a mountain filled with snoooow

Walked on the sun, and spit on it.

Isabella: Rode a robot bull, for more than a minute.

Became an official superhero

Thaddeus Supporter: Had a snowball fight, 20 below zero

Isabella:Vote for Phin-

Thaddeus Supporter: Thad-

Isabella and Thaddeus Supporter:-eeeeee-

-uuuuuuus
-aaaaaaas

When the music stopped, the girls got off the stage while Thaddeus and Phineas approached their podiums.

"Welcome everyone, to the Class Presidency Debates. I'm Irving, I will be the moderator to what might be the most AWESOME THING EVER!" Irving exclaimed. "Anyway, our candidates for class president are the awesome Phineas Flynn and the new kid Thaddeus Thorndle."

Almost all the kids cheered for Phineas and few for Thaddeus.

"Now, since we have until the end of lunch to do this and neither of the candidates were given enough time to actually write a speech, we'll just skip to the Q&A, where kids in the crowd will ask the candidates questions that." Irving instructed.

"Bring it on!" encouraged Thaddeus. "Okay, the cute one that just sang." Thaddeus pointed to Isabella who was in the crowd stood up, mildly irritated by Thaddeus.

"Well, if one of you wanted to go out with a girl, how would you ask her and what would do on said date?" Isabella asked, looking mostly at Phineas.

"Oooh, nice. A question that reveals how mature the candidates are. Thaddeus?" Irving asked.

"Pfff, ask? I'm sure this girl would probably come crawling to me and begging to go out. I'd have to think about it and if I had time, maybe. Then I'd go to my favorite restaurant, tell her about all my past creations, let her help me with a project, then drop her off at home, and give her my number. However in your case, you can have it now," Thaddeus hinted to Isabella.

"Bleh." Isabella said in response.

"Phineas, your response?" Irving asked.

"Well, off the top of my head I guess I'd first just talk to the girl and try to find out what she likes and see if we have anything in common. Then maybe ask her if when she would wanted to hang out and make plan. As for the date, I guess just eat at wherever she likes, ask maybe compliment her and try to start a conversation so I can find more about her, than go somewhere she likes to have fun, take her home, and so if we could do it again if it went okay. Um, how was that?"

Isabella didn't respond because she was too engulfed in Phineasland and the thought of such a date with Phineas made her faint with a giddy smile on her face.

"Alright, next question." Irving said.

Buford wedgied Baljeet and raised him up for everyone to see. "Um, yes, what are your plans on the current bully crisis? AIIGH! And the nerd crisis" he yelped as Buford pulled harder on the last sentence.

"Phineas?" asked Irving.

"Well since the common problem with bully and nerds is that they both have problems with socializing so the first problem would be to help them with that and maybe introduce them with other nerds and bullies so that have some friends and maybe give the bullies some psychiatric help to see if their bullying is a result of some mental trauma."

"Lame." stated Thaddeus. "I'd just get a game room or something for the nerds to hide in, and force the bullies to skip recess and bully other bullies until they learn their lesson."

"Hmm, tough rules. Alright next person."

Candace stood up holding a pennant saying "Go Phineas" and asked "Alright, even though I'm still going to bust you to Mom, I'll just ask how you feel about busting."

"Oooh, controversial topic." Irving said.

"Well personally I think "busting" is a bit silly and that instead of busting people, we should just calmly let them know that what they're doing is dangerous and that they should be careful." Phineas suggested.

"Not on my watch. If I were class president, I'd have a the whole school on Bust patrol so that if something bustworthy is happening, they'd get caught, excluding Thor and myself." Thaddeus added.

Candace took out a marker and crossed out "Phineas" and wrote "Thaddeus".

"Alright, last question. Yes you in the lederhosen."

A man in lederhose that looked way to old to be a student asked, "Now this is just hypothetical, but if either of you had a powerful inator that could be used to take over, oh I don't know, the Tri-State Area where would you hide it?" the german-esque man asked.

Pierre was sitting next to him and face-palm'd himself after hearing that.

"Wait a second, aren't you one of science teachers?" Irving asked.

"No, no I'm not. Would a science teacher be weaing lederhosen?"

"... I guess not, anyway, what do you say Phineas?"

"Well that question is kinda strange, but if I did find an inator, I'd report it to the authorities so that they could handle the situation," Phineas answered.

"Well as impossible as the situation is, I guess I'd experiment with the inator, see if I can use it to my advantage, and probably hide it somewhere only I would know about, but nobody would expect." Thaddeus responded. "Also, if president I'd make Fridays a half-day andmake teachers give less homework."

"Alright, that's all we have for the candidates and now it's time for the Vice-president candidates to come out." Irving told.

Phineas and Thaddeus left the stage and Thor and Ferb took their place.

"Now for the candidates for vice-president. We have Ferb Fletcher and Thor Theedle. Are you two ready?"

Ferb and Thor were about to respond when-

Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriiing!

The bell rang to indicate that lunch ended.

"Oops, we're out of time. Sorry Thor and Ferb, I guess you won't be talking today. Remember everyone, during the last few minutes of school you will be given sheets of paper where you will write down who you want to be class president and vice president and submit them into the ballot boxes at your classes. Irving is out, peace!"

End of Ch. 2

Sorry this was short, but I couldn't think of a speech Phineas or Thaddeus could read or more interesting questions. Please review, and if you want, vote who you want to win and what question the candidates should have been asked.