Summary: Tony sends a report back to his home planet. It's an in detail report on Alfred F. Jones (A.K.A. America) and his personal life and Arthur Kirkland (A.K.A. England) along with those surrounding them. UsUk
Warnings: Implied sex and weird alien views of Earth
Glabcon: Tony's planet. I made it up.
THIS IS GOING TO BE A MULTI-CHAPTER FIC. IT IS FAR FROM COMPLETION.
Disclaimer: I don't own Hetalia or any of the characters.
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HUMAN RESPONSE REPORT 1
AGENT TONY - STATIONED PLANET 1285 (EARTH) – HOME PLANET 24 (GLABCON)
TEST SUBJECTS 284 & 287 - Alfred F. Jones (A.K.A. America/The United States of America) & Arthur Kirkland (A.K.A. England/The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland)
As directed by my officer, I have taken a test upon 284 and 287 to interrupt their sexual patterns and see their reactions. This was simple enough. I rigged the sleeping space, which humans call a bed, to ignite on fire when a certain weight is reached; this way both of them had to be on it. Test subjects had retreated to bed for sexual intercourse, only for 287 to run downstairs and pick up their anti-fire tool (a red object in the shape of the cylinder). Behavior showed 287 was angry. Test subject 284 came down later to talk to me. Told me I couldn't perform tests on his 'bed'. Despite test subject 284's warnings, I will continue to interrupt their sexual patterns.
Expect a report from me soon on the next human response.
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~MagicalMintBunnyInTheDark~