Agent Tony's Reports

by MagicalMintBunnyInTheDark

Here is a complete copy of agent Tony's reports on the humans Alfred F. Jones and Arthur Kirkland as well as those surrounding them such as Matthew Williams. UsUk. Warnings: Implied sex and weird alien views of Earth. Hilarious interpritations. Matthew Williams is a first class threat. Rating changed for good reason.

4. Chapter 4

DO NOT STEAL THIS IDEA PLEASE!

Warnings: Implied sex and weird alien views of Earth

Glabcon: Tony's planet. I made it up.

THIS IS GOING TO BE A MULTI-CHAPTER FIC. IT IS FAR FROM COMPLETION.

Disclaimer: We do not own Hetalia or any of the Characters

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HUMAN RESPONSE REPORT 2
AGENT TONY - STATIONED PLANET 1285 (EARTH) – HOME PLANET 24 (GLABCON)
TEST SUBJECTS 284 & 287 - Alfred F. Jones (A.K.A. America/The United States of America) & Arthur Kirkland (A.K.A. England/The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland)

Test subjects have caught on to my rig on their sleeping habitat. Though I have tried not to interrupt their daily behavior, they have now moved sexual intercourse to multiple places in the house; setting fire rigs on all of the places would be a threat. Instead, I have distributed shock pills into test subject 284 (Alfred F. Jones) during sleeping hours. Shock pills were developed by Agent Steve-when taken in by an organism; they will stay in for a week. With the press of a button I can launch an appropriate amount of watts into test subject 284 (Alfred F. Jones).

Test subjects retreated to automobile (human form of transportation) for sexual intercourse. I executed the shock pill on test subject 284 (Alfred F. Jones) using my remote control. Due to an improper amount of watts, test subject 284 (Alfred F. Jones) was knocked unconscious. Forgot to account for human's low tolerance of electricity. Test subject 287 (Arthur Kirkland) called human paramedics who claimed he was shocked. Luckily they did not discover shock pills. 287 (Arthur Kirkland) later came and yelled at me. It was in a human language called 'English', and though I have picked up on it from test subject 284 (Alfred F. Jones), he spoke it in a funny, accent-like way. This continued for approximately 10 minutes until test subject left to have self-sexual intercourse, muttering something like "that bloody American didn't even finish me off".

Expect another behavior report soon.

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Trust me we had a lot of fun with this. Therefore there will be many chapters.

MANY CHAPTERS.

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~MagicalMintBunnyInTheDark~