Warnings: Implied sex and weird alien views of Earth
Glabcon: Tony's planet. I made it up.
THIS IS GOING TO BE A MULTI-CHAPTER FIC. IT IS FAR FROM COMPLETION.
Disclaimer: We do not own Hetalia or any of the Characters
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BEHAVIOR REPORT 12
AGENT TONY - STATIONED PLANET 1285 (EARTH) – HOME PLANET 24 (GLABCON)
TEST SUBJECTS 284 & 287 - Alfred F. Jones (A.K.A. America/The United States of America) & Arthur Kirkland (A.K.A. England/The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland)
Test subjects visit one another on a regular basis. Subject 284 (Alfred F. Jones) oftentimes drops by without notice. This makes subject 287 (Arthur Kirkland) upset. Anger is followed with kisses. 83% chance of intercourse after an argument. Test subjects argue quite a bit.
Planet 1285 (Earth) has determined that the official name for test subject 284 (Alfred F. Jones) and test subject 287's (Arthur Kirkland's) relationship is "The Special Relationship". This is despite past disputes such as many wars.
The War of Independence that test subject 284 (Alfred F. Jones) declared on test subject 287 (Arthur Kirkland) is still a highly emotional subject. Test subject 287 (Arthur Kirkland) still holds small amounts of regret and remorse. Consumes large amounts of alcohol. Test subject 284 (Alfred F. Jones) ends up taking care of test subject 287 (Arthur Kirkland) after these events occur. This usually happens around the fourth day of the seventh month. This date also symbolizes test subject 284's (Alfred F. Jones') date of official birth.
Despite his sexual partner's obvious negative feelings towards this day test subject 284 (Alfred F. Jones) celebrates it. The people of the country of the United States of America launch flaming balls of light and smoke into the air. This makes people happy. It also destroys planet 1285's (Earth's) atmosphere. The United States of America's official flag (Colors: Red, White, and Blue. Thirteen stripes alternating Red and White. Fifty White stars on Blue background in top left corner) is flown throughout the entire country. Test subject 284 (Alfred F. Jones) is overly joyous. Large displays of what he calls "Hero-ness". I have yet to decipher what he means by this.
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