Agent Tony's Reports

by MagicalMintBunnyInTheDark

Here is a complete copy of agent Tony's reports on the humans Alfred F. Jones and Arthur Kirkland as well as those surrounding them such as Matthew Williams. UsUk. Warnings: Implied sex and weird alien views of Earth. Hilarious interpritations. Matthew Williams is a first class threat. Rating changed for good reason.

6. Chapter 6

Warnings: Implied sex and weird alien views of Earth

Glabcon: Tony's planet. I made it up.

THIS IS GOING TO BE A MULTI-CHAPTER FIC. IT IS FAR FROM COMPLETION.

Disclaimer: We do not own Hetalia or any of the Characters

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COMPOSURE REPORT 1

AGENT TONY - STATIONED PLANET 1285 (EARTH) – HOME PLANET 24 (GLABCON)

TEST SUBJECT 283 – Matthew Williams (A.K.A. Canada)

1st CLASS THREAT

Took tests upon test subject. Found out what test subject is composed of; these are the factors that contribute to his invisibility mutation.

20% Pancakes (human food native to planet 1285 (Earth))
40% Canadian
15% Canadian pride
25% Cheap prescriptions

These must contribute to the ability to be invisible. Test subject also has lack of gun crime; test subject will be contained until further notice due to first class threat.

I have decided to contain test subject 283 (Matthew Williams) in safe container supplied in Space Craft I flew to planet 1285 (Earth) in. Test subject 283 (Matthew Williams) and his ferocious beast "Kumajiro"are safely contained until further notice.

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