Agent Tony's Reports

by MagicalMintBunnyInTheDark

Here is a complete copy of agent Tony's reports on the humans Alfred F. Jones and Arthur Kirkland as well as those surrounding them such as Matthew Williams. UsUk. Warnings: Implied sex and weird alien views of Earth. Hilarious interpritations. Matthew Williams is a first class threat. Rating changed for good reason.

8. Chapter 8

Glabcon: Tony's planet. I made it up.

THIS IS GOING TO BE A MULTI-CHAPTER FIC. IT IS FAR FROM COMPLETION.

Disclaimer: We do not own Hetalia or any of the Characters

God maybe one of these times I should actually type this stuff up instead of copy-and-pasting.

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COMPOSURE REPORT #2
AGENT TONY - STATIONED PLANET 1285 (EARTH) - Home planet 24 (Glabcon)
TEST SUBJECT- HUMAN FOOD: "HAMBURGER"

As requested by base here is a composure report of the human food "hamburger". This is a food most commonly eaten by test subject 284 (Alfred F. Jones), and people native to the region "United States of America" on planet 1285 (Earth).

10% bread
10% tomato
10% lettuce
10% ketchup
10% cheese
10% hamburger meat
40% awesome

Will do research on individual materials as soon as time allows.

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A/N: Review please? I love feedback, bad or good. Let's me know people are actually reading. You can even put ideas for things Tony should research in your review.

We don't mind flames. Constructive criticism is always welcome.

We kind of need to know if you like what you're reading. Even if it is just a 2 word review.

Thanks~!

~MagicalMintBunnyInTheDark~