Agent Tony's Reports

by MagicalMintBunnyInTheDark

Here is a complete copy of agent Tony's reports on the humans Alfred F. Jones and Arthur Kirkland as well as those surrounding them such as Matthew Williams. UsUk. Warnings: Implied sex and weird alien views of Earth. Hilarious interpritations. Matthew Williams is a first class threat. Rating changed for good reason.

10. Chapter 10

Warnings: Weird alien views of Earth

Glabcon: Tony's planet. I made it up.

THIS IS GOING TO BE A MULTI-CHAPTER FIC. IT IS FAR FROM COMPLETION.

Disclaimer: Neither me nor Bunny own Hetalia or the characters in it. If we did, there would be a few changes.

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BEHAVIOR REPORT 39
AGENT TONY - STATIONED PLANET 1285 (EARTH) – HOME PLANET 24 (GLABCON)
TEST SUBJECTS - Alfred F. Jones (A.K.A. America/The United States of America) & Francis Bonnefoy (A.K.A. France)

Subjects have become distraught over test subject 283 (Matthew Williams) disappearance. No one else has noticed he is gone. This is the power of invisibility. I shall test subject to normal human habitat soon. His disappearance has disrupted normal life on planet 1285's (Earth's) surface.

Test subject 284 (Alfred F. Jones) has begun to eat more after his brother's disappearance. This is due to high levels of stress and depression developing in is body. This is shown in similarity to test subject 269 (Francis Bonnefoy) who has begun more consumption of the alchoholic beverage "wine".

Human classification for this condition is code name: STRESS EATING/DRINKING

More on this subject later if demanded.

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A/N: God these just keep getting weirder and weirder don't they?

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