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Episode 6: The Vegan Barbeque (VBBQ)

*Cue soft music*

The sun rises as Phineas and Ferb are still in bed, as light music plays.

Then the alarm goes off as rock music plays and the boys wake up.

"Ferb, I know what we're going to do today." said Phineas.

*Rock music starts playing*

Band: The boys built projects during the entire summer

But now schools back, but they won't let it be a bummer.

With their friends and sister, they'll rock the school

The screen shows the super school as they zoom in on Candace snooping around and Dr. D fighting Perry

While Candace tries to keep her cool.

Dr. D is teaching high school science,

Perry stops him before there's violence

Candace and Vanessa spend the whole day lusting

For some mega time BUSTING!

But those two can't curb

Dr. D, Phineas, Perry, or Feeeeerb.

As theeeeeeey (You see how I held that note, pretty good, huh?)

(Cue montage of clips)

Build paper airplane airlines

Color outside of the lines

Find out what the Thinker was thinkin'

While interviewing Lincoln

Be in the Play, "Peter Pan"

Study Da Vinci's old plans

While in gym throw a Holy Mary pass

Using chainsaws in wood shop class

Working hard to get an A

As everyone hears Perry say...

"Grgrgrgrgrgrgrggr." chattered Perry.

As you can see there's a whole lot of stuff to do,

While Candace keeps getting fooled

Candace: HEY!

So stick with us as Phineas and Ferb

Are gonna get Schoooooled

(Go to Phineas, Ferb as they play their instruments like in the beginning except now Perry, Isabella, Vanessa, Buford, and Baljeet playing.)

So stick around as Phineas and Ferb

Are gonnaaa geeeet schooooooled!

Dr. Doofenshmirtz and tries to blast Perry with an inator, but misses and hits the "Phineas and Ferb" sign and adds the word "School'd" underneath it. He disappears and Perry goes into pet mode as Candace walks in.

"MOM! Phineas and Ferb made a spin-off!" yelled Candace.

Ch. 1: Tomato or Not Tomato

Phineas and Ferb were sitting underneath their tree as they had a very interesting discussion.

"You know you're right." Said Phineas. "It is weird that even though summer's over, nothing has changed physically. I mean you think the leaves would have changed a little."

Just then, a leaf fell from the tree they sat under.

"Well it's a start."

At that moment, Jenny, Candace's animal-loving, hippy friend, came into the backyard.

"Hey Jenny." Said Phineas as he and Ferb waved at her.

"Hey guys. Is Candace around?" Jenny asked.

"Sorry. I think she said something about Jeremy. It was hard to tell with her girly giggling, sighing, and dreamily saying "Jeremy"." Phineas said.

"Oh man. She was my last hope." Said Jenny dejectedly.

"Last hope? For what?"

"Today's the Danville Silverware Appreciation Day."

"Really? What's that all about?"

"I don't know."

"I know a way we can find out. Ferb?"

Ferb pulled out a whistle and blew in it.

"Extra Credit." Sounded the whistle.

Everyone waited for something to happen, and then Baljeet rushed in with Buford being dragged as he hung onto Baljeet's underwear.

"Did someone say 'extra credit'?" Baljeet asked eagerly.

"Sorry, we didn't we just need you to tell us something." Said Phineas.

"Very well. Do you mind?" Baljeet asked Buford.

"Nah, I can wait." Buford said as he let go.

"So what would you like to know?" Baljeet asked.

"What's the deal behind the Danville Silverware Appreciation Day?" Phineas asked.

"You're in luck, I'm doing an extra credit report on the subject. It all started back in the days of when the Tri-State Area was still being constructed. John P. Tristate was having trouble paying for the construction of the Tri-State Area, so he went to beg for donations from the richest people around at the time, the Bleublods. Naturally, they were skeptical about funding John Tristate based on his rough, grizzly appearance, but he managed to impress them with his knowledge of silverware, thus convincing them to fund him to build the Tri-State Area." Lectured Baljeet.

"Talk about having a silver tongue." Joked Buford.

"… Anyway, every year a huge outdoor event where free food is served is held and can only be eaten with silverware, to honor John Tristate." Finished Baljeet.

"Cool." Said Phineas. "So why do you need Candace?"

"Well every year, there's a huge debate over whether vegetables or meat should be served, due to the limited amount of food, and every year less people support vegetables and more support meat. Candace said she was going to support me." Said Jenny.

Before Phineas could even ask, Baljeet said, "The reason behind these debates is that no one knows exactly what was served during the meal that lead to the Tri-State Area's birth. Whether it was sirloin or Ceasar, mutton or tomatoes, it was never known. So every year, the town decides to choose either vegetables or meeeeeeeeeeeeeat."

"I'm rooting for meat." Said Buford as he wedgied Baljeet.

"*Sigh* Now I've got no one to help me."

The two looked at Baljeet for an explanation to who Craig was, but he just shrugged in confusion.

"Who's Craig?" Phineas asked.

"Craig is the meat obsessed jerk who I used to date. I used to think he was cool for loving nature and his love of animals, but then I found that he's a total whack job."

"Could you be more specific?"

"Basically he thinks that protecting other animals is wrong and that it messes with the natural process. He even thinks eating meat is just a natural instinct that has to be embraced. Everytime there's a rally to save an endangered animal, he messes it up because he thinks its messing with nature."

"So he's protesting protesting?" Ferb asked

"Exactly, and now he's going to ruin another Danville Silverware Appreciation Day." She sulked.

Phineas and Ferb looked at each other and knew that they had the same thought. "Jenny, I know what we're going to do today. We're going to help you get a leafy festival."

"Oh thanks you guys. You sure it's going to be organic, right?"

"Of course, we have all-natural ingredients: oregano, thyme, tomatoes, the whole enchilada."

"Where's Parsley on the list?"

"It's implied."

Perry was in his lair sitting in his chair awaiting Major Monogram's orders. The Major appeared on screen to give the monotreme is mission.

"Good morning Agent P. Dr. Doofenshmirtz has been seen checking out a book on magnets for the 23rd time, and has been going around town buying magnets. It doesn't take a genius to know that whatever he's planning, it's evil and magnetic. Again. You know now that I think about it he's already done a lot of magnetic inators before. You'd think he'd try something new."

"I'm pretty sure they are." Said Carl off-screen.

"Are you sure. They sound so much alike."

"No he just adds inator to all of them."

"I'm telling you, he's done it before. Find out how many of his schemes involve magnets."

"Yes sir." Said Carl as he went to search for the list of magnet-related inators. Major Monogram returned his attention to Perry and said, "Well, unless you want to stay and hear this, I suggest you get going." Said Major Monogram.

Perry saluted and then ran out to stop Dr. Doofenshmirtz's latest plan just as Carl returned with the list.

"Okay, we have the Magnetism Magnifier, the Magnetism Magnifier-inator, a giant magnet, the Wood-inator, the Static Electro Amplif-inator-

At the park, different booths were being set up for the festival. Even though it wasn't decided whether meat would be served or not, food was being prepared for either case. As Jeremy set up the Mr. Slushy Dawg booth, Candace was in the bushes watching her boyfriend dreamily like a stalker.

"Ahhhhh, Jeremy" she sighed as she stared at him through her binoculars.

Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriiinng!

Candace yelped as she nearly dropped her binoculars as her phone rang. She grabbed them before they hit the ground and answered her phone after ducking in the bushes so no one saw her.

"Hello?" Candace whispered.

"Hey Candace." Said Stacy.

"Hey Stacy, can you call back later?"

"*Sigh* What is it this time? Boys or busting?" she asked, referring to whether Candace was focused on Jeremy or busting her brothers.

"Jeremy. He's working the Slushy Dawg booth today and I'm helping him out today." She said, focused mostly on Jeremy.

"Weren't you supposed to help Jenny or something?"

"Weren't you?"

"…. Well played." Said Stacy. Wendy had asked her to help before asking Candace, but Stacy didn't want to because everyone preferred eating pork chops and greasy burgers than salad and soup, and she didn't want to be the kill joy.

"Gotta go Stace, see you later." Said Candace. She hung up and giddily headed to Jeremy after pulling a leaf out of her hair.

Little did she know that as she greeted Jeremy, Little Suzy and her poodle were not far away from them scheming against her.

End of Ch. 1

I hope you liked this, please review, and I apologize for not updating sooner. For those who don't know, I've finally started working on my first cartoon crossover story "Heroes of Light: Ray of Hope". I'd like to hear your input on the story so far.

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