I don't own Phineas and Ferb. I apologize if this chapter seems rushed, but I wanted to finish this so I can focus on the next episode.

Ch. 3: And the Wiener is….

Phineas and Ferb arrived at the Silverware Appreciation Day Fair with a long cart with a green banner advertising the plain and ANTS-laced food. Isabella, Baljeet, Jenny and Buford came with them, although Baljeet had to keep Buford on a leash to keep him from eating the meat flavored food.

"C'mon, can't I just have a nibble?" Buford begged.

"For the last time no!" Baljeet responded.

"Hey Baljeet, can you help us out over here?" Phineas asked

"Just one moment!" he replied.

Meanwhile, Candace managed to hide from the pack of hungry dogs chasing her as she hid in a bush. She discarded the chewed hot dog costume and now was wondering how she was going to avoid being seen her underwear. There were some close calls but so far no one has seen her pants-less. She could see her brothers in the distance although she wasn't sure what they were up to. She would have tried busting them by now or at least ask them to get her some pants but she saw Suzy carrying a plate of tri-tip and ducked in the bushes.

"Great, now I can't even bust my brothers from…. Whatever they're doing." Candace groaned. "Well at least I can spy on them."

She peered out from the bushes and saw that her brothers set up the ANTS-laced veggies. Even from her hiding spot she could smell it and was slightly enticed by it. In fact the smell was driving Buford mad.

"Must…have….food!" he roared. He ripped his leash and escaped and charged at the neatly set table. Unfortunately when he charged into it the cart started rolling away, right into Candace's hiding spot.

"AHHHHHH!" screamed Buford.

"AHHHHHHHHH!" shrieked Candace.

"Ahhhhhh." Sighed Dr. Doofenshmirtz. "Smell that Perry the Platypus? It's the smell of victory; Victory and a well-cooked T-bone steak." Perry wasn't listening because he was still trying to free himself from Doofenshmirtz's napkin trap. It was surprisingly tough and difficult to tear, though very soft and absorbent.

"Anyway, time for the silverware to come silver-here." Joked Dr. Doofenshmirtz . He aimed the Silverware-Attract-inator at Roger's home, activated his inator and grinned as the Silverware-Attract-inator rustled and began to attract all the silverware in the Tri-State Area.

Candace held her hands out ready to defend herself from the incoming cart. Luckily for her Buford missed and she did managed to grab the banner. When she realized she was safe, she exhaled.

"That was close."

"BUFORD! STOP!" yelled Phineas as he and the others chased after Buford.

Back at DEI, Dr. Doofenshmirtz was starting to get impatient since no silverware arrived.

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Tink!

One spoon clinked when it reached the Silverware-Attract-inator.

"What's taking so long? I should have my own dining set by now." Dr. Doofenshmirtz wondered. He used a pair of binoculars and looked into the window of a nearby building. From what he could see, apparently some of the utensils weren't strong enough to break through windows; or walls for that matter. This put a damper on Dr. Doofenshmirtz's plan because when he looked at his brother's house apparently Roger was holding the party indoors, so all his inator did was surprise people and caused all the silverware to repeatedly ram into the walls in a futile attempt to go to his inator.

"….Okay maybe I should have thought this plan out a little more." Realized Dr. Doofenshmirtz. "Oh well. Maybe I should try a different target. At least that way I can cause some evil."

Phineas and the others found Buford and the cart crashed into a tree. Buford was unharmed and the food was safe too. The silverware and food were scattered all over the ground.

"Did someone get the number of that tree?" mumbled a dazed Buford.

"Buford! The food is ruined." Isabella scolded.

"What? NOOOO!" cried Buford.

"Don't worry. I'm sure we still have a lot of the regular food. I bet Ferb can make it good, right?" Phineas asked. Ferb responded by giving a thumbs up.

"NooooO! Why? WHY!?" cried Buford some more.

Everyone left Buford to mourn over the loss of the dirty, not seeing that the silverware was floating towards the Silverware-Attract-inator. People were starting to freak out about the flying silverware .

"AHHH! The park is haunted!" someone shrieked.

"I'm getting out of here." Screamed another civilian.

"MY WATERMELON!"

"Okay Perry the Platypus, now I've got something." Said Dr. Doofenshmirtz. He watched the silverware from the park float towards his building. The inator clinked with every utensil clinking against it. "Yes, it's working. My plan is kind of working."

ZIP!

Dr. Doofenshmirtz was nearly hit by a speeding fork that was now wedged in the wall. "Whoa. That was close."

CLANG!

This time a spoon hit him in the back of his head. He rubbed the back of his head in pain just as more silverware flew straight at him. "Uh-oh. AHHHHHH!"

Dr. Doofenshmirtz was running to avoid being hit by the incoming silverware. He ducked out of the way of incoming spoons and leaped out of the way of some knives. However he was getting tired quickly and soon a huge mesh of silverware came straight at him.

"AHHHHHHHH!" he screamed.

CLANG!

The force sent him into the wall and a knife rolled next to Perry. Perry grabbed the knife with his mouth and used it to cut the napkin and free himself. Once freed, Perry evaded the oncoming utensils and made it to the Silverware-Attract-inator. He ducked just as a knife missed his head and hit the self-destruct button. He rolled out of the way just as the inator exploded. The silverware fell to the ground and was propelled back to the park due to the explosion.

"Perry the Platypus you did it! Good job. Now could you do me a favor and get me off my wall?" Dr. Doofenshmirtz asked. Apparently some knives managed to pin Dr. Doofenshmirtz's lab coat to the wall and he couldn't pull them out. Dr. Doofenshmirtz gave a pleading look but Perry just rolled his eyes and left.

"Perry the Platypus? Are you going to get some help or are you just going to leave me here, trapped against the wall? CURSE YOU PERRY THE PLATYPUS!"

"Candace?" Jeremy called out. He was currently looking for Candace since she had been gone for quite a while. He was starting to think that she might have left or gone off to bust her brothers.

"Hi Jeremy." She waved nervously.

"Hey Candace." He said. "Nice skirt."

"Thanks." She grinned. She was relieved that Jeremy didn't notice that it wasn't a skirt she was wearing. She had just flipped the banner she found and tied it around her lower body to cover herself.

"Well our shift is over. Want to check out the rest of the stands?"

"Sure." She eagerly said.

As the two teens left, Phineas was trying to apologize to Jenny for not being able to convince people to try the vegan food.

"Sorry that we couldn't convince many people Jenny." Apologized Phineas.

"It's alright." Jenny said. "It's not your fault. Besides, they're still going to serve vegan food here."

"Really? Why?"

"Apparently most of the people here were scared off by floating silverware or something so no one tried to support a meat lunch."

"Oh well I guess everything worked out for everyone."

"Well except for whoever owned the floating silverware." Ferb added.

"…..meh. It's just silverware."

"Touche."

The End.

Sorry that this wasn't my best chapter, but I wanted to hurry and finish this and so I can get started on the last two episodes of this season and Heroes of Light. Stay tuned for after the credits.