Agent Tony's Reports

by MagicalMintBunnyInTheDark

Here is a complete copy of agent Tony's reports on the humans Alfred F. Jones and Arthur Kirkland as well as those surrounding them such as Matthew Williams. UsUk. Warnings: Implied sex and weird alien views of Earth. Hilarious interpritations. Matthew Williams is a first class threat. Rating changed for good reason.

13. Chapter 13

A/N: By popular demand~ Prussia!

Glabcon is Tony's freaking homeplanet and as far as I know, it's totally made up.

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SUBSTANCE REPORT #1
AGENT TONY - STATIONED PLANET EARTH
TEST SUBJECT 292 (GILBERT BEILSCHMIDT) / SUBSTANCE "AWESOME"

As I stated earlier, I have done research on substances in the human food 'hamburger'. Most of them originated from plants native to planet Earth, with one peculiar substance - the substance called 'awesome'.

For some odd reason this substance originates from the human test subject 292 (Gilbert Beilschmidt). The subject literally radiates awesome, as proven by tests performed on him. I have collected this substance; normally the substance "awesome" cannot be contained, but when compressed together in such a small area I have collected samples and sent them to a nearby spaceship. Contact Agent Steve for samples of "awesome". I will continue to do more tests on subject 292 (Gilbert Beilschmidt) and substance "awesome." Please note that so much awesome can be harmful to an organism with the acceptation of 292 (Gilbert Beilschmidt). Test subject 292 (Gilbert Beilschmidt) seems to be the only organism capable of holding so much awesome.

I will update on substance "awesome" as soon as possible.

I will also update on test subject 292 (Gilbert Beilschmidt).

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A/N: Prussia's first Report!

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