Agent Tony's Reports

by MagicalMintBunnyInTheDark

Here is a complete copy of agent Tony's reports on the humans Alfred F. Jones and Arthur Kirkland as well as those surrounding them such as Matthew Williams. UsUk. Warnings: Implied sex and weird alien views of Earth. Hilarious interpritations. Matthew Williams is a first class threat. Rating changed for good reason.

14. Chapter 14

A/N: YAY MORE PRUSSIA! :D

Glabcon is Tony's freaking homeplanet and as far as I know, it's totally made up.

Disclaimer: We do not own Hetalia, you you all should know. :)

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BEHAVIOUR REPORT #4
AGENT TONY - STATIONED PLANET 1285 (EARTH) – HOME PLANET 24 (GLABCON)
TEST SUBJECT 292 (GILBERT BEILSCHMIDT)

Collected information on test subject "Gilbert Beilschmidt". Test subject has white hair, a peculiarity in humans, and red eyes, also unusual. Subject has a pet bird (animal native to planet 1285 (Earth)), "Gilbird", as subject says. Bird can withstand extreme amounts of substance "awesome".

Subject is the origin of substance "awesome". Radiates this substance at 100% all the time. Will perform a composure test on test subject soon to find what allows this organism to withstand so much awesome.

Subject is seen with two more subjects frequently - test subject 269 (Francis Bonnefoy) and 277 (Antonio Fernandez Carriedo). Together they form a team called the "Bad Touch Trio". This group has specialties: "Ability to seduce women", "Ability to seduce men", "Crush Roderich team", "epic threesome", "sexy models", and more. Will conduct tests on team Bad Touch Trio soon.

Subject lives with his brother; test subject 291 (Ludwig Beilschmidt). Spends majority of the time trashing their house habitat and playing on Xbox Live, a game humans are fond of.

Subject has the ability to consume as much beer (alcoholic liquid on planet 1285 (Earth)) as he deems fit without passing out or dying. He will get drunk, but for some reason this makes him, as I quote, "more awesome".

Performed tests on subject to see what allows him to withstand so much awesome. The following is a list of what subject 292 (Gilbert Beilschmidt) is made of:

10% Beer

20% Prussian

100% Awesome

It seems test subject 292 (Gilbert Beilschmidt) can withstand so much awesome for one reason - he is awesome. He is made of awesome. Therefore this mutation might be hard to manipulate.

Concluding tests on substance "awesome" unless instructed differently by an officer or general.

More tests will be done on test subject 292 (Gilbert Beilschmidt) if requested.

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A/N: There you guys go! A full report on Prussia the awesome~!

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