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Ch. 3: A Walk in the Park

The two couples headed to the park as the street lights brought some light to the darkness. Vanessa and Candace were a little on edge because they had feeling they were followed. Although the farther they went, Candace began to relax as she gazed at her crush. Even Vanessa and Monty began to be entranced by the beauty that was the park at night. It was mysterious and also beautiful at the same time. For the moment, everything was perfect. The stars glistened in the night sky, the gentle chirping of crickets echoed through the park, the pond was still and had no ripples, and the majestic sound of a violin could be heard playing classical music.

"Does anybody else hear a violin from nowhere?" Monty noticed.

"Yeah, isn't it nice?" Candace said dreamily.

From a far, the music was being performed by Ferb Fletcher while he along with Perry, Phineas, Buford, Isabella, and Baljeet rode on the giant skateboard they were on earlier in the day. Isabella imagined that she and Phineas were floating on a gondola in the rivers of Venice.

"Oh Phineas, isn't this lovely?" Isabella sighed.

"I know. Ferb's violin practices have really paid off." Phineas commented. Although Ferb didn't show it on his face, he was actually sad because he had planned to play this for Vanessa alone; his gift to her. Perry was still monitoring his superior to see what he was going to do to ruin the date. The monotreme knew that his relentless nemesis wouldn't give up easily, even though it was obvious who would be victorious.

As it turned out, Major Monogram and Dr. Doofenshmirtz, who was still in his disguise, were hiding in a bush next to the fountain.

"So what do you have planned this time?" Major Monogram grumbled. He had given up hope the moment they left the restaurant, although Heinz was determined to ruin the double date.

"I present to you, THE HIGH-PRESSURE-INATOR!" announced Dr. Doofenshmirtz.

"Keep it down. You'll give away our position." Whispered Major Monogram.

"Sorry." Whispered Heinz. "Anyway, all I have to do is blast the fountain, and it will douse our kids with water and ruin their clothes."

"….That's it?"

"Well it's going to be a very powerful blast."

The two ducked when they saw their kids head towards the fountain. Heinz aimed his tiny inator at the fountain and fired. However at the same time, Ferb used his violin and bow like an archer uses a bow and arrow and fired at the statue. The bow hit the spout of the fountain and clogged the fountain just as Dr. Doofenshmirtz's ray hit the fountain. With the bow lodged in the spout, the couples were safe from being sprayed by an insanely large amount of water. Phineas high-fived his step-brother once their sister was out of harm's way.

"What? What happened? Why aren't they wet?" Dr. Doofenshmirtz wondered.

"I'm still wondering why you haven't change out of that disguise." Major Monogram said.

Before Heinz could respond, the bow was shot out of the fountain as a tidal wave of water followed it; the bow managed to tear off Dr. Doofenshmirtz's dress and left him standing in his underwear.

"Oh, that's why," Realized Francis.

"Oh just shut up and scream," Said Dr. Doofenshmirtz.

The giant wave swept the two up away like a log in a river from the couples so they could have some time without having their dates ruined. Monty and Vanessa slowed down so that they could talk alone without Candace and Jeremy noticing.

"I got to say, this has to be a perfect date." Vanessa said.

"I know," Monty agreed, "I was really worried that our dads might find out or worry, but I haven't even gotten a phone call yet."

"Yeah, my Dad may be evil, but he can be a total softy."

"Well he may be evil, but you definitely aren't."

"What makes you say that?" she asked curiously.

"I don't know. I just have a feeling that you're not like your dad. There's just something…..special about you that I like."

"Really?"

They were slowing down to a complete stop and looked at each other with the moon light illuminating them like a spot light. The gazed at each other and couldn't believe how amazing the other looked. Their hearts were beating quickly as they looked into the others' eyes.

"You know, you may be the first good guy I've ever dated, and so far you have to be the best." Vanessa said honestly.

"Th-thanks." He stammered.

The two smiled and couldn't stop looking at the other. Then, they began to move closer. It was like an invisible force was drawing the two closer and closer. Their hearts raced as their lips came closer and closer. The only thing that mattered was each other. With their lips inches apart, nothing could ruin this.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOO!"

The two jumped in shock as an ear-shattering scream broke the silence. Their moment was interrupted when a third body stepped in between them that horrified both of them.

"Don't you ever try to lock lips with my baby girl!" threatened the drenched Dr. Doofenshmirtz.

"DAD?" Vanessa shouted.

"Heinz, you idiot!" shouted Major Monogram. The two turned to see Major Monogram not far out of breath. He had been chasing Heinz after they were caught up in the wave and stopping the mad scientist from blowing their cover.

"Dad?" Monty said.

Candace and Jeremy ran to the couple and asked, "What's wrong? We heard someone screaming." Jeremy said. The two noticed the drenched adults staring angrily at their children. "Uh who are they?" Candace asked.

"I'm her father." Dr. Doofenshmirtz answered.

"And I'm his father." Major Monogram replied.

"Wait, Mr. Doofenshmirtz? Why are you wearing a dress?" Candace asked.

"That's DR. Doofenshmirtz, and this is a disguise." He answered.

"Hold on a second, were you two following us?" Vanessa asked.

The two adults looked at each other as they tried to come up with an excuse.

"Well it's not- I mean when you-you're not old enough too-it's complicated and-"Dr. Doofenshmirtz rambled.

"It's not what-the reason why-the thing is-is-I mean-"Major Monogram stuttered.

"Wait! I just realized something." Dr. Doofenshmirtz said.

"That you should have worn clothes underneath that dress so that you could change out of that at any time?" Major Monogram said.

"No, but if I did that then I'd look fat in this dress. Anyway, I realized we don't have to lie. We are following you because you two are on a date we didn't know about or approve of." Dr. Doofenshmirtz accused.

Now it was their children who were trying to come up with an excuse.

"This is completely- you have no-the thing is-" Vanessa stammered.

"See what- I mean it's-umm-gee- but-if you just-" muttered Monty.

"Wait, what the heck is going on here?" Candace asked.

"Basically, my dad's evil, Monty's dad is good, and they hate each other. Monty and I have been meeting secretly because we know that our dads wouldn't approve of this." Vanessa summarized.

"You got that right!" Dr. Doofenshmirtz added.

"Aww, this is just like Romeo and Juliet, but without the death." Candace remarked.

"So how did you guys find out we've been seeing each other?" Monty wondered

"You left your evaluation form at my lair, so I followed you to the cafe so that I could return it, but I ended up overhearing your plans for a date." Dr. Doofenshmirtz explained.

"You forgot your form!? Oh you are in now in bigger trouble than before." Major Monogram scolded.

"Wait, that isn't fair!" Candace said.

"Yeah, can't you guys just let your kids make their own decisions and date who they want?" Jeremy asked.

"NO!" Major Monogram and Dr. Doofenshmirtz shouted.

"But-" Candace started.

"No buts! There is nothing you can do to change our minds." Dr. Doofenshmirtz told them.

"LOOK OUT!" Jeremy shouted.

Everyone turned to see a giant skateboard heading straight towards them. The teens jumped out of the way but Major Monogram and Dr. Doofenshmirtz were frozen in fear.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" the two screamed.

The giant skateboard lowered itself to their ankles and knocked the two off of their feet and onto the back of the skateboard before coming to a complete stop.

"We're okay!" shouted Dr. Doofenshmirtz. "It's just made of rubber. We're not in any- AHHHHHHHHHH!"

Dr. Doofenshmirtz was interrupted when the board kickflipped itself and launched Major Monogram and Dr. Doofenshmirtz into the air like they were being shot from a catapult. The two screamed as their children watched them heading straight towards DEI.

Doofenshmirtz Evil In-

CRASH!

The two ended up crashing through the sun roof of Dr. Doofenshmirtz's apartment. The two were okay, but still in minor pain. While the teens were worried about the two parents, the teens were relieved that they were gone for the moment

"Well that was convenient." Monty said.

Candace however wasn't convinced that this was more than just a lucky break. Her busting senses began to tingle and she sensed that Phineas and Ferb were nearby. She narrowed her eyebrows and said, "Wait a minute, something's not right."

Candace used her busting senses like a bloodhound finds a scent to lead her to a couple bushes. She dived in and when she came out she was holding Phineas and Ferb in her hands with Ferb holding the remote to the giant skateboard.

"AHA! I knew you two were up to something!" Candace proclaimed.

"That's my girl." Jeremy said.

"Guys, you can come out now. We've been caught." Phineas shouted.

Isabella, Buford, Baljeet, and Perry, in pet mode, revealed themselves and joined the teenagers unhappy that they were caught. Baljeet was giving Buford some money and muttering about bet they had earlier that Baljeet just lost.

"Her Ferb." Vanessa said.

Ferb just waved back but then remembered Candace was glaring at them. "Alright, what were you two doing out here?" she asked.

"Well we were at the café at the same time as Dr. D so and overheard him planning to sabotage your double date with Vanessa, Monty, and Jeremy, so we decided to secretly follow you guys and make sure your double date was ruined." Phineas explained.

"I knew it! You two are so….. wait what do you mean?" Candace asked.

"He tried to fire an exploding mechanical fly in your appetizer, make that fountain spray you with an abnormally large amount of water, and make you all blurt out an embarrassing secret in order to make Monty and Vanessa break up, but we intervened and stopped him each time." Ferb told her.

Candace was surprised and touched that her brothers would go through all of that to make sure she had a great date. "…..Okay you guys are off the hook for tonight." She said before releasing them. As much as she wanted to bust them, Candace couldn't bust her brothers since they saved her date night.

"Thanks sis." Phineas thanked.

"Thanks for saving us from our dads, but you do realize that they're still going to be furious with us right?" Vanessa reminded Ferb.

"Yeah, but I figured you might as well have some extra time together before you get punished." Ferb added.

"Well as exciting as this night was, perhaps we should get going." Candace said.

"Any chance you could give us a lift to my car?" Jeremy asked.

"Not at all," Phineas said. "What about you guys?"

"I think we'll walk." Monty said.

"Alright. Everybody else, hop on." Instructed Phineas.

"I call shot gun!" shouted Buford.

"There is no shot gun! It is a skateboard." Baljeet told Buford.

"You're just jealous you didn't call shot gun."

Before they left, Ferb told Monty, "There there. I'm sure you two will be fine." Ferb patted Monty on the side because he was too short to pat the young secreyt agent on the back. He joined the others and rode off while Candace was resisting the urge to show her mom the skateboard. As for Monty and Vanessa, they sighed and decided to go see if their dads were okay. Of course, they took their time and tried to savor the moment they had together before their dads restricted them from ever seeing each other again.

When they did get to Dr. Doofenshmirtz's apartment, they found Francis and Heinz were roughed up by the landing, but otherwise okay. They were still angry with their kids and had them seated on the couch to scold them.

"I still can't believe you Monty. How could you be dating the daughter of a mad man?" Major Monogram asked.

"Yeah!... Hey!" shouted Dr. Doofenshmirtz.

"I mean forgetting your evaluation form is one thing but-"

"Speaking of which, her it is." Vanessa said. She handed the form and Monty stuffed it in his pocket. He also felt something in his pocket that wasn't there before. He pulled out a camera that already had a picture loaded up.

"What the heck?" Monty wondered as he stopped listening to his father. He nudged Vanessa and showed her the picture. She was first astonished and then a sly smile crept on her face.

"- and that is why you will never see this girl again." Major Monogram finished. The adults were expecting Monty and Vanessa to feel bad and listen to them, but instead they both had boastful look on their faces.

"I don't think so. I think that you're going to let us see each other whenever we want." Vanessa said.

"HAH! Why on earth we let that happen?" Dr. Doofenshmirtz asked.

"Because if you don't we'll have to use this." Vanessa showed the picture on the camera. It was a photo of Dr. Doofenshmirtz and Major Monogram on their 'date' with Dr. Doofenshmirtz still in his dress. The two adults were stunned and worried about that embarrassing and incriminating evidence that their children had.

"Yeah Dad. I'm sure Mom wouldn't be happy to see this." Monty hinted.

"You wouldn't dare!" Major Monogram said.

"Dad, I'm a secret agent. I've been trained to take drastic measures." Monty said.

"Well I'm divorced, so this doesn't affect me." Dr. Doofenshmirtz added.

"True, but what if I posted this picture to all of the dating websites your on?" Vanessa replied.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz froze in fear and shared a glance with Major Monogram. They both knew that their kids had the upper hand and they were now powerless. "I have mixed feeling about this."

"You mean about whether having our kids date is better than having everyone know we were on a date?" Major Monogram asked.

"No, I'm furious that my daughter is threatening but also proud that she's doing something evil."

"Oh, well I kind of feel that way about Monty right now, except instead of evil my son is using his spy training. Alright kids, you have a deal."

"*sigh* Fine, but if you break my daughter's heart, I'm going to destroy you with an inator." Heinz threatened.

"The same goes for you young lady, but instead of an inator it will be a SWAT team." Major Monogram.

"Deal." The two teens agreed.

Major Monogram led Monty out of the apartment while Dr. Doofenshmirtz went to get changed. The two dads hoped that they could forget this night ever existed. Just as Monty was about leave, Vanessa shouted, "Wait!"

Monty stopped at the door and asked, "Yes?"

"You forgot something."

"What my form?"

"Nope, this."

Vanessa quickly planted a kiss on Monty's lips before closing the door. For a moment, Monty was frozen and shocked that he just had his first kiss. When he finally returned to senses, he had one thing.

"YES!"

The End

I hope you enjoyed this chapter and stay tuned for after the credits moment.