Agent Tony's Reports

by MagicalMintBunnyInTheDark

Here is a complete copy of agent Tony's reports on the humans Alfred F. Jones and Arthur Kirkland as well as those surrounding them such as Matthew Williams. UsUk. Warnings: Implied sex and weird alien views of Earth. Hilarious interpritations. Matthew Williams is a first class threat. Rating changed for good reason.

18. Chapter 18

A/N: I love these two. I just love them. XD

They needed a report.

Glabcon = Tony's Planet

Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia. Thank you.

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SUBSTANCE REPORT 2
AGENT TONY - STATIONED PLANET 1285 (EARTH) – HOME PLANET 24 (GLABCON)
TEST SUBJECT - TOMATOS

Human food from planet 1285 (Earth) called tomato. It is red in color and spherical. It is often times found on Hamburgers (See SUBSTANCE REPORT 2) in small slices. There is much argument over if it is classified as a "fruit" or a "vegetable". I have yet to officially classify this food.

Test subjects 293 (Lovino Vargas) and 298 (Antonio Fernandez Carriedo) appear to have formed a obsession with this food. They are rarely seen eating without a small amount of tomato.

I have yet to understand why test subjects enjoy the food tomato so much. I plan on performing tests on test subjects as well as the food tomato.

Expect a report on the subject soon, as well as test subject 293 (Lovino Vargas) and 298 (Antonio Fernandez Carriedo)

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A/N: Updates will be a little slower from now on, me and Bunny have become very busy with homwork and school and crap.

Plus Magic is doing the USUK Secret Santa thing, and is a crazy person so she's making hers really long.

But we promise to continue to update this!

Remeber to review! We take requests and then type them up into hilarious reports of awesome~!

Don't be afraid to critique us either, we like knowing when we've made a mistake so we can fix it.

~MagicalMintBunnyInTheDark~