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Episode 8: IndestructiDoof

*Cue soft music*

The sun rises as Phineas and Ferb are still in bed, as light music plays.

Then the alarm goes off as rock music plays and the boys wake up.

"Ferb, I know what we're going to do today." said Phineas.

*Rock music starts playing*

Band: The boys built projects during the entire summer

But now schools back, but they won't let it be a bummer.

With their friends and sister, they'll rock the school

The screen shows the super school as they zoom in on Candace snooping around and Dr. D fighting Perry

While Candace tries to keep her cool.

Dr. D is teaching high school science,

Perry stops him before there's violence

Candace and Vanessa spend the whole day lusting

For some mega time BUSTING!

But those two can't curb

Dr. D, Phineas, Perry, or Feeeeerb.

As theeeeeeey (You see how I held that note, pretty good, huh?)

(Cue montage of clips)

Build paper airplane airlines

Color outside of the lines

Find out what the Thinker was thinkin'

While interviewing Lincoln

Be in the Play, "Peter Pan"

Study Da Vinci's old plans

While in gym throw a Holy Mary pass

Using chainsaws in wood shop class

Working hard to get an A

As everyone hears Perry say...

"Grgrgrgrgrgrgrggr." chattered Perry.

As you can see there's a whole lot of stuff to do,

While Candace keeps getting fooled

Candace: HEY!

So stick with us as Phineas and Ferb

Are gonna get Schoooooled

(Go to Phineas, Ferb as they play their instruments like in the beginning except now Perry, Isabella, Vanessa, Buford, and Baljeet playing.)

So stick around as Phineas and Ferb

Are gonnaaa geeeet schooooooled!

Dr. Doofenshmirtz and tries to blast Perry with an inator, but misses and hits the "Phineas and Ferb" sign and adds the word "School'd" underneath it. He disappears and Perry goes into pet mode as Candace walks in.

"MOM! Phineas and Ferb made a spin-off!" yelled Candace.

Ch. 1: Safety First

"C'mon Mom! Hurry hurry hurry!" yelled Candace.

"*sigh* I should just charge you for every time this happens." sighed Linda.

Once again, Candace Flynn is dragging her mom through the halls of the school in another attempt to bust her brothers. Linda has gotten used to this and didn't even put up a fight anymore. She just let her hyperactive daughter show her what her brothers did, find nothing as usual, and leave Candace still flabbergasted. She wasn't even listening to her daughter's ranting, had closed her eyes and spaced out. The two didn't notice as they passed by the science class where Dr. Doofenshmirtz was battling Perry the Platypus.

The creation that Candace was trying to show her mom was a sculpture Phineas and Ferb are making using a pair of scissors that could cut through anything. She has already witnessed the scissors in action when her brothers tested it on paper, wood, concrete, steel, old bubblegum, stale bread, jawbreakers, etc., all of which occurred as music played from nowhere.

The said scissors are now in the hands of Phineas. He is rushing around the art room as he along with Ferb, Isabella, and Buford are helping Baljeet finish a marble sculpture in art class. The teacher was reading a magazine and wasn't paying attention to the students. The five children worked on a different corner of the marble block with Ferb on the top. They had to race against time to finish the sculpture before class ended and they had to turn the sculpture in. Phineas would have taken more time to enjoy crafting their masterpiece, but the delivery took longer than usual and to make things interesting, they were racing against Thaddeus and Thor who were making a sculptue as well. Thaddeus was doing this best Phineas while Phineas just thought of it as a friendly competition.

Candace was about a minute away and that was the amount of time Phineas and Ferb had before the had to turn in the assignment. To make things worse, Baljeet's arm cramped and Buford had to use the bathroom, so Isabella, Ferb, and Phineas had to relay the scissors as fast as possible.

Thaddeus saw the pressure getting to Phineas and taunted, "What's the matter Wimpeas? Are you finally going to choke?"

"I'll admit it is getting tense over here, but we're good for the moment." Phineas replied innocently.

Phineas' positive attitude annoyed Thaddeus. Phineas was almost finished with the sculpture so Thaddeus had to resort to an underhanded move. Phineas ran the scissors to Isabella, but Thaddeus stuck his foot out.

"Get ready Isabella-AAA" uttered Phineas. He tripped and lost his grip on the scissors. The scissors missed Isabella and flew through the air as everyone but the teacher ducked to avoid them. Instead of landing on the floor or hitting someone, the scissors managed to create a hole in the universe and enter it right before it closed up. "Huh, I guess it was so sharp it cut a hole in the fabric of the universe."

"Perhaps we may have made it too sharp." Ferb said.

The door slammed open as Candace dragged Linda into the classroom. "Look mom! LOOK!" Candace repeated. Before Linda could open her eyes, a green beam of light struck the two unfinished sculptures and turned them into badly drawn pictures.

Linda yawned and saw the pictures the sculptures had turned into. "Aaaaaw, that is adorable. Did you two make this?" Linda asked.

Phineas and Ferb looked at the giant posterboard painting and said, "Um yes?". Like her brothers, Candace is shocked to see the massive statue and scissors has disappeared, just like the rest of their creations.

"What the-What happened to the sculptures?" Candace and Thaddeus wondered.

BRRRRRRRRRRRING!

"Alright kids, turn in what you've made on my desk before you leave." Mr. Brown said. Phineas and Ferb shrugged and turned in what they had and left the classroom along with the other kids. Candace, Thaddeus, and Thor were still in the room with their mouths wide open and still in shock.

"But-but-but-but-but." Candace stammered.

"C'mon Candace." Linda told her. "And you two still have detention."

Thaddeus and Thor broke free of their trance and marched to detention. Thaddeus was muttering obscenities under his breath, even though he didn't know any dirty words. They entered the classroom and took two seats next to each other. Dr. Doofenshmirtz was cleaning up the debris from his latest inator and still had some soot on his face from the explosion,

"Alright kids, you know the rules. No eating, no texting, no- oh forget it, you know the rest." Dr. Doofenshmirtz said half-heartedly. "I'll be right back. I have to clean myself up."

Dr. Doofenshmirtz left the classroom and went into the boy's bathroom to wash his face. Buford passed when he left the bathroom while carrying Baljeet like he was luggage. "Hey Buford." Phineas called. The two spotted Phineas, Ferb, and Isabella as the three approached them. "Hey Dinnerbell. How'd we do against your imposters?" Buford asked.

"Well our scissors ended up tearing a hole in the fabric of reality, causing it to be sucked in just before it sealed itself, and our sculptures were turned into a crudely drawn paintings." Phineas explained.

"Will we still get an A?" Baljeet wondered.

"Maybe, I'd say an A- at best."

"WHAT? HOW COULD YOU GET ME AN A-?" Baljeet hollered.

"Sorry Baljeet. I probably shouldn't have run with those scissors. Come to think of it, that was actually pretty dangerous. Imagine what would happen if someone got hurt?"

"That would be awesome!" Buford said.

"You know, I'm starting to see why Candace would want to bust us for that one. It was pretty dangerous."

"You worry too much. Men are supposed to run around with sharp, pointy objects."

"What makes you think that?" Baljeet questioned.

"It's been done before. Gladiators, knights, pirates, vikings, and so on." Buford listed.

"There's a difference between brandishing a weapon and running with scissors. Those brutes you described were warriors who want to cause harm and wore armor to protect themself."

"Wait a second. That's not a bad idea." Phineas said.

"What? You want to become a gladiator?" Buford asked.

"No, I mean what if we built a special, indestructible suit of armor that could protect Ferb and I from harm when we're building. That way we'd be perfectly safe and Candace wouldn't have to worry." Phineas told them.

"Not to be the killjoy, but didn't you do that before with the Beak?" Isabella asked.

"Yes and no. Technically, we used it to become a superhero, not a suit of armor even though that's what its original purpose was. I can understand why you'd think that. Maybe we should try something different at least so that we can try something original. Ferb, you think you can make a-" Phineas was silenced when Ferb showed him the design that he quickly made. "Nice work Ferb. We can get started on it tomorrow and hav it done by Friday."

"Why not start tonight?" Isabella asked.

"Homework." Ferb stated.

"Oh."

"When do you two do your homework?" Baljeet asked as the five walked to the exit together. As soon as they were gone, Dr. Doofenshmirtz stuck his head out the door with a menacing grin on his face.

"So, an indestructible suit of armor huh? Perhaps I could take a look at it. And by look at it I mean, STEAL IT AND TAKE OVER THE TRI-STATE AREA!" shouted Dr. Doofenshmirtz. "Not even Perry the Platypus will be able to stop me from."

"Hey mister, you're blocking the door." said a kid outside the bathroom.

"Whoops, sorry kid."

End of ch.2

I wonder if what Dr. Doofenshmirtz is planning counts as plagiarism? I hope you enjoyed this first chapter in the season finale of this story. I will try to finish this episode by Christmas with chapters longer than this one. Please review and if there are any fans of American Dragon: Jake Long, check out my Heroes of Light story. PS2wizard is out, peace!