A/N: Bunny. What are you doing? Bunny. STAHP.
So Bunny sent this to me and it was simply too good to pass up. I was laughing my ass off the 1st time I read it, and I hope you enjoy it as much as I did. ~Magic
Warnings: Implied sex, minor swearing
Disclaimer: We don't own Hetalia or the characters~
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BEHAVIOR REPORT #7
AGENT TONY - STATIONED PLANET 1285 (EARTH) – HOME PLANET 24 (GLABCON)
TEST SUBJECT 284 (ALFRED F. JONES) AND 287 (ARTHUR KIRKLAND)
In order to better understand humans I have interrupted the text messages between subjects 284 (Alfred F. Jones) and 287 (Arthur Kirkland). Here is a list of the conversation below:
287: Hello, love. I will be over at your house in time for dinner, alright?
284: Don't lie Artie. You just want some yummy smex.
287: Alfred would you please stop being obscene through texting!?
284: You know you wanna sext me ;)
287: No way in bloody hell, Alfred.
284: Admit it. You like my cock.
287: Alfred F. Jones!
284: Mm, you love it when I shove it in and out of you and you shout for me to go louder :)
287: I'm going to beat you to bloody death if you don't stop!
284: You want me to go faster too cause you're all like "Oh Alfred shove your oversized cock into me harder!" and I'm like "Awright :D"
287: You are ridiculous. Stop this now.
284: And then you're all like "Oh alfred tie me to the bed and treat me like a slutty bitch," and i'm still like, "awright, cool," and so i do.
287: I refuse to take part in this.
284: Mm, you like my sexy cock don't you, Artie?
284: Artie?!
284: Arthuuuuurrrrrrrrrr!
This is where the conversation ends. As you can see, 284 (Alfred F. Jones) still has an over desire for sexual intercourse between himself and 287 (Arthur Kirkland).
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A/N: Alfred is very direct. And he has horrible grammar. XD
I'll get back to posting requests now, sorry for this little interuptance... :P
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~MagicalMintBunnyInTheDark~